Cisco wrote:Made up too ?! This ain't a fiction site man ! Tbh I found his travelogue funny as fuck mate and was actually belly laughing
but then after talk of the mugging I thought things were not as , I dunno how to say it !? Concisely written ? And that got me thinking too is this all just made up ? And yeah it's funny as fuck but is it effects from a possible mugging ?
Or as you say maybe it's jus some sarf landen humour I don't get ?
Cisco. Just reading this properly some time later. Yes, I did get badly mug, and yes I did paste some scatty posts! I was in a bit of state mate and they broke my collar bone. Was in deep shock and suffering from concussion for about 4 weeks. Your be pleased to know that I chased the couple out of town that were the beggars parents, and certain other people are thinking moving on too. I aint a violent guy, but can look after myself when threatened. Also, by coincidence, honest!, I know some heavy people, here in Holland - where I am as I write on a bit of R & R - and back home. They were not best pleased. Also Mrs 4x, who works as an amateur model and her mates were not happy either. Mrs4x has just shouted that today her name is Madame Fi Fi Le Bon.
Any way mate, I did try to delete or edit the 'cross' posts, and did notice by replies that people were showing concern. Fuck me, I was concerned too! They scanned my head after the mugging to see if I had a damaged skull. That was ok, just a little bruising on the brain. Doc said I may feel a bit funny for a few weeks. Thanks for caring and showing concern and to the other too who thought it or posted it. That what I like about this site. Caring people. Davex4 will try and behave, but don't hold ya breath.
don't get me wrong yer story writing is wicked , it jus don't work when yer not telling your old school travelling tales
looking forward to a few more belly laughs when you post your full report 
