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Made up too ?! This ain't a fiction site man ! Tbh I found his travelogue funny as fuck mate and was actually belly laughing but then after talk of the mugging I thought things were not as , I dunno how to say it !? Concisely written ? And that got me thinking too is this all just made up ? And yeah it's funny as fuck but is it effects from a possible mugging ?

Or as you say maybe it's jus some sarf landen humour I don't get ?

Cisco wrote:Made up too ?! This ain't a fiction site man ! Tbh I found his travelogue funny as fuck mate and was actually belly laughing but then after talk of the mugging I thought things were not as , I dunno how to say it !? Concisely written ? And that got me thinking too is this all just made up ? And yeah it's funny as fuck but is it effects from a possible mugging ?

Or as you say maybe it's jus some sarf landen humour I don't get ?

so are you telling me that he did get pulled over by police cuntstable green?? or are you saying that his daughter really did find a 40ft container of hindu kush? So mate wether you like it or not some of the stuff on this site is "fiction"

and on a side note Please whatever you do dont pile me in with that lot from across the water!!

Fair enough man as you say and I have pointed out it's maybe jus a London thing , I don't wanna argue with ya and see yer point and have also pointed out that I have found it funny as fuck I was jus worried bout the guys mental health

And as for fiction sure it's a forum and people are free to write what they want , and if that's his style then more power to him , but I will mostly be skimming it which is a shame as I enjoyed reading his earlier writings

Soz for the jack Dude hope yer having a good trip

It's kinda funny even if the guy is a lil ummm nutty...Hell, he has more responses than alot of travel logs here get! lol

Cisco wrote:I think it's time you started thinking more about reality than fiction don't get me wrong yer story writing is wicked , it jus don't work when yer not telling your old school travelling tales

Glad yer having a good time

Wanna restrict me to dem ole hippy days a? Bloody cheek! I reckon you have spent too much time in Outer Mongolia Cisco sunshine. Hope ya bollocks freeze off mate. It's a lovely day here near the 'Entertainment Area.'

Cisco wrote:Made up too ?! This ain't a fiction site man ! Tbh I found his travelogue funny as fuck mate and was actually belly laughing but then after talk of the mugging I thought things were not as , I dunno how to say it !? Concisely written ? And that got me thinking too is this all just made up ? And yeah it's funny as fuck but is it effects from a possible mugging ?

Or as you say maybe it's jus some sarf landen humour I don't get ?

Cisco. Just reading this properly some time later. Yes, I did get badly mug, and yes I did paste some scatty posts! I was in a bit of state mate and they broke my collar bone. Was in deep shock and suffering from concussion for about 4 weeks. Your be pleased to know that I chased the couple out of town that were the beggars parents, and certain other people are thinking moving on too. I aint a violent guy, but can look after myself when threatened. Also, by coincidence, honest!, I know some heavy people, here in Holland - where I am as I write on a bit of R & R - and back home. They were not best pleased. Also Mrs 4x, who works as an amateur model and her mates were not happy either. Mrs4x has just shouted that today her name is Madame Fi Fi Le Bon.

Any way mate, I did try to delete or edit the 'cross' posts, and did notice by replies that people were showing concern. Fuck me, I was concerned too! They scanned my head after the mugging to see if I had a damaged skull. That was ok, just a little bruising on the brain. Doc said I may feel a bit funny for a few weeks. Thanks for caring and showing concern and to the other too who thought it or posted it. That what I like about this site. Caring people. Davex4 will try and behave, but don't hold ya breath.

Hey dude good to hear that your on the mend and once again enjoying the fruits of yer travels looking forward to a few more belly laughs when you post your full report

And don't behave to much as that won't make for an interesting story !!

Just got this poster from my Son-in-law. He use to be a quiet shy thing

"You can have it in any color you like as long as.............

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davex4 wrote:Just got this poster from my Son-in-law. He use to be a quiet shy thing

That is a classic!!!

Cisco wrote:Hey dude good to hear that your on the mend and once again enjoying the fruits of yer travels looking forward to a few more belly laughs when you post your full report

Full phucking report officer Cisco Sur!!!!! Your aving a bubble incha? Mr Lemmings server is only 6 billion of dem giga fingies. Poor Uncle Ron in Dam Land is down to 'is last can of wd40 too mate.

All right for you sitting there in Super Surrey dream land and B&Q open 24/7 oozing with wd40 and Duckhams 20/50. God that slips down like a bacon sarnie a?????

Sent Mr Robott out to Albert Cuyp for a can the other day and he only came back with 250 grams of asorted cannabis didnt he!!!??? Silly me Cisco kid! Only had the wrong programme/program with him

PS My mates Lennon/McCartney always said to me:-

hey Jude, don't make it bad, take a sad song and make it better, remember to let her into your heart, then you can start to make it better.

Fucking Chapman! Me? I'd shoot the sick TNUC (tin hook) Back slang London (geddit). Let him out????? Let him fucking sweat

Marco wrote:

davex4 wrote:Just got this poster from my Son-in-law. He use to be a quiet shy thing

That is a classic!!!

I liked it too. ALL MEN should print it out FREE and post it all over de 'ouse before she nicks that and all mate!!!!