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Great read, this has made me miss Amsterdam even more

Great report mate thanks for sharing shall be giving some o they strains a whirl very soon

Nice report green! Thanks for sharing.

Greenisthecolour wrote:I did jot them down in my note-pad....so I will be checking that out shortly

where's the note-pad?

DanFromUk wrote:very nice read m8.

Cheers Dude!!

The Note Pad!!

I have literally just found it, at the bottom of my ruck sack, all lonely and cold

So...just to recap, I am in Barneys Uptown with my 2 side-kicks....they are mashed, but (and I dont mean this in a big-headed way) they dont smoke half as much as me! I too am absolutely mashed, but I am loving the buzz, the combination of Chocolope, Big Buddha Cheese, Casey Jones, Silver Bubble, Golden Soles etc (1 pure blunt for each strain, that, I felt, was the only way to do them justice). Pure Grey Area smoke today!! I have to say that I am very impressed withg every single strain!! So.....it's about 2.30pm, I am getting ready to pick my favourite smokes and pile them all into a Blueberry-flavoured blunt.....which means I can smoke it all up and let myself really appreciate the High before we get into the cab and start making our way back to boring London!

Then, I have a massive surprise.....one of my friends tells me he has just remembered he picked up some weed from a couple of places but completely forgot about them, so thank fuck they were labelled!! He proceeds to pull out 1gram bags of Vanilla Kush, Green Crack and something called Trip Skunk?? Anyway, we decided that we needed a little more time to smoke some of these strains as they all looked fucking excellent! We decided to check in as late as we possibly could (which was 5.15pm) so we would get in the cab at 4.45. Whats the worst the could happen? An extended stay in the Dam!!! Well cured, crystally, and very very smelly!! I rolled up 3 joints, one of each strain and we all sparked one up and the rotation began!

Not sure where these bags came from (my friend remebers not a thing, except, he says "buying them yesterday"

Vanilla Kush: Pretty sure this strain was from Barneys going by the label, very smooth, very strong and a lovely high. Bit of a creeper!
Green Crack: wow, what a fucking beautiful bud!! Looks like velvet leaves covered in crystals! Good smoke, a bit harsh, but very strong and uplifting high.
Trip Skunk: Not sure about this strain, didnt seem to be properly cured, but delivered a very strong high for about 20 minutes, but it didnt have anything that special about it.

So..... Time was fast running out.....I layed out the Blueberry-blunt wrap and proceeded to crush the following into my BEST-OF-DAM BLUNT: (oh and by the end I decided I needed more than 5 in there!)

1) Tangerine Dream
2) Green Crack
3) Big Buddha Cheese
4) Casey Jones
5) Blueberry
6) Northern Lights Extreme
7) Super Lemon Haze
Caramello
9) Golden Soles

My favourite smokes of the last few hours have all come together in a (if i may say so myself) beautifully rolled blunt, and it smells absolutely DELICIOUS!!!! A beautiful mix of Hazes, Indicas, Sativas and Hashish....my mouth was literally drooling!!
My 2 sidekicks looked over at me, complimenting me on such a good roll....at which point I thanked them and said "Dont take this the wrong way gents, but I am gonna smoke this bad boy all to myself!"....

....and then I lit it up.....and I can wholeheartedly say, it was the best blunt I have ever had...ever!!!!!!
I was so stoned...but trippy, mellow and intense at the same time!!! I was literally meditating for 45 minutes, riding this beautiful buzz.....I was asked by my friends, and by the bar staff if i was ok, cos my eyes were shut and I looked asleep....but I just told them, Im fine, just leave me to it!!

Wow, such an intense buzz.....such a beautiful combination...

After about 45 minutes, I came around and was so fucking hungry for another one of those bad boys!!

Alas, we got into a cab shortly after and made our way home.....

I miss the place so much...I rebooked another weekend break out there at the beginning of august!!!

One question I do want to ask is about...sending stuff back via the post????? Success rate?????

Apologies about the complete lack of photos, but I took a really shit phone out there on purpose, incase it got lost in some coffeeshop somewhere!

I can really relate to those who get the blues when they get back from the Dam!!!

I almost forgot!! Add Silver Bubble to that list and there you have the Mighty 10 strains that made up my
BEST OF DAM BLUNT

Cisco wrote:Great report mate thanks for sharing shall be giving some o they strains a whirl very soon

Thanks mate, it's so depressing coming back home (London).....the smoke is absolute shite compared to the Dam!!
Shite I tell ya!

TwoCanucks wrote:

Greenisthecolour wrote:I did jot them down in my note-pad....so I will be checking that out shortly

where's the note-pad?

The note pad has been found!!!

cattales1960 wrote:Nice report green! Thanks for sharing.

Thanks Cattales!

Nice selection dude.

Yep nice write up that

Great trip-report, thanks for taking time to post it up.

The_Green_Bastard wrote:Great trip-report, thanks for taking time to post it up.

No problem mate, thanks for reading! Am having some serious post-Dam blues

Vim Fuego...glad you approve
FT Carter...Appreciate your comment dude!

I am sooooooo planning another trip out there for August...might even be going alone out there to just do, literally, my own thing! It would be cool to meet a few of you guys on here out there for a T&T or 5!

I want another Best Of Dam Spliff NOW!!!!!