Day one arrived at the airport in Amsterdam on time. Rufus told me about the 197 bus that would save time cutting out CS and then the hassle of getting on the right tram. So catching the 197 I got dropped right off outside my hotel down the liedsplien.
Booked in I decided on visiting Rookies, there's something about this shop I like and bought 1 gram of their own strain, rookies and as a first smoke on arrival it got my taste buds standing for more weed.. I left there and headed to mellow yellow where I got 2g of blueberry and 1g og amnesia haze, the AH was only 8e a gram and was a pleasant smoke.. I then managed to find easy times and bought some bubble gum and White widow.. It's been a great start to my trip and I'm going to hire a bike, visit places I've never been to, get high, find myself lost, have a blast and head on to bassjoes for the TNT that's planned this evening..
I will try and pop into nes and have a smoke with gapie however I'm unsure if it will be at 4pm, but I will be there at somepoint before heading onto bassjoes between 7 and 8 to meet up with Rufus for her TNT. Well as I was trying to work my way to bassjoes as I've never been before.. Rufus got in touch and asked if I need help with directions and arranged to meet me in dam sq as we walk round to Bassjoes their were folk eating their meals in restaurants and she then seen this huge steak on someones plate and said hmmm I could eat that, fuck me here was a vegetarian hallucinating over steak hahaha. Anyway We were running late and gapie was just leaving so after shouting him back we were told everyone was waiting inside, I actually thought the TNT was at 8 and it wasn't until Rufus told me no no no no no no no 7:-)
Anyway I met for the first time, winney, olm sweet olm and tutti.. I Bought some AK47 in there and smoked the lot, Rufus had to wait on a bong lol think it must have been 15 minutes before James gave her it. Lol but she was chomping for it and was like a kid in a sweet shop with a big lolly giving it big sucks, hmmmm how will she cope as the night heads progresses lol.
Well we left there and headed for a bite to eat, then back towards the leidseplein and went into easytimes, now talk about gargoyles and I know Rufus may say she had a "headache" but after the sucking she did in bassjoes id say that's enough to give anyone a headache, but no this wasn't the usual sore head, this was Rufus beginning to whitey. Hahahahaha and no a whitey isn't where u become unconscious Rufus, ive told you that's comatose and what u had was a first class whitey, sweat pissing off your brow, face all dishevelled looking, and you wouldn't go a miss being a statue in the garden. Hahaha Rufus turns White in Amsterdam.
Day 2
Well the sun is shining and decisions decisions what shall I do. Well as Rufus was there a couple of days we decided to hang out and enjoy weedfest together, we took to hiring bikes and grabbed some food and bought a glass bong and spent over 7hrs just chilling, drinking and watching the world go by, haven't really spent much time in vondal on previous trips and can only say Rufus opened my eyes to how relaxing it can be and you don't need to sit on coffee shops all day.
I was lying back eyes closed and heard Rufus say I'm gonna suck my bong! Eh!!!! It was then I felt a hand heading to my crotch, WTF Rufus hands off my bong, lol how could I forget my lighter it was the lighter she was after lol.. Anyway time flew by in the vondal and we stayed for near on 7hrs, smoking, drinking wine, munching, people watching and listening to some guy about 50yrds behind us strumming his guitar. We left there and Rufus nearly got run over by a car when attempting to cross the road on her bike, lol I think this gave her a fright and she ended up pushing it, I give respect to anyone who can safely ride a bike in Amsterdam. We ended up doing the usual haunts, rokerij and easytimes, can't remember if we did rookies or not as I was to stoned to remember but one place we never went was dolphins.... Rufus said she hated the stares! So me being me I decided not to mention it in Case she was just having a para streak, it wasn't until the day she left I said no fuckers gonna stare at you so let's do dolphins before you leave... No no no no no! I can't do the stares, eh WTF are u on about, it'll be empty! No ya fecking eejit I can't climb down steep stairs hahahaha that's an Irish accent for you, as is the 24hr buses that start at 5:-)
Day 3
Was a complete haze to me, Rufus was leaving to go back home and the last I really remember being with her was waving her off at passport control, so any gaps there is then maybe Rufus can add them lol.....
I left the airport again and went down to leidseplein, I didn't bother with dolphins, i went to easytimes to use their free wifi, went to rookies and used their free wifi walked round to rokerij and met a couple from the UK and had some crack and a smoke with them... Then my iPhone froze and with the home button broken I was unable to shut it down.... I was stressed as it was my alarm for getting to the airport and had it in my head I wouldn't get up at 5:30am:-( I eventually found a PC I could use at midnight to email people my phone was broke hence no texts or calls and I wasn't on a trip round the RLD! It was then 1am and I'm smoking and bonging opposite the hotel. I then looked at my stash and thought how have I soooo much left? Then it dawned on me I have yet to post.... I rushed back to my room broke up, orange bud, bubble gum, amnesia haze, White widow, blueberry, and stuffed it in my usual package but fuck me, remember the address I was sending to..... My god could I remember, could I fuck and thought I'm stressing with the address and maybe it'll come in the morning... I got a sorted for a quick exit in case I nodded off and had to rush to the airport, I then lay on the bed and did the old school trick, so banged my head on the pillow 5times and my god I woke up in darkness, shit myself thinking OMG! And looked at the time on the tv and guess what...... 5am happy days... I took the bus to the airport, and bang the address came back to me, I quickly wrote it and fired it in a box and caught my bus... Got to airport for 6:30 and felt happy I was there and sat outside and smoked 4 joints I pre rolled from the night before.... My phone still wasn't working but the good thing was my battery died because it drained whilst it froze, I found a socket in the airport and thought I'll see what happens, yes it switched on and working fine....
Outcome of this trip was meeting new people, doing things I've never done in Amsterdam. Bike riding, chilling in vondal, seeing Rufus whitey and the memories will stay forever.
I never took bud shots as camera on iPhone is shite unless I use my loupe but I forgot that, I have menu pics of mellow yellow, easytimes and rookies which are all below:-)
