Birthday Adventures 4: Romancing the Stoner

[matty223]

sa this tread at the top, thought Luvtick posted her first installment of the summer trip

[winnie]

sa this tread at the top, thought Luvtick posted her first installment of the summer trip

and then I saw yours and thought I'd missed her update

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

[matty223]

lol

[geekymonkey]

Sorry, y'all, for starting the confusion.

[luvtick]

Day 14 / November 29, 2011

Morning nookie. Yay! No one can rock a long-distance relationship like we can…

This morning in Voyagers, Gabby is busy weighing grams, making lattes and speaking 700 different languages—fluently…She always greets us with a smile and serves up two lattes to kick start our morning. Marriageuana, SloWhite, SloWife, Matty223, Hide, Tomoya and Yasuda are all here before the morning is over. SloWife wants to try the vaporizer. Bong obliges by starting up the Volcano and crunching up some Grinspoon (compliments of the Slos, I believe). When the magic degrees Celsius is reached, the bag is attached to the filled chamber and the fun begins. Anyone remember Jiffy Pop Popcorn? The kind you made on the stove? …the silver tin that would riiIIIIIISE into this nearly red-hot balloon filled with popcorny goodness. Well, that is precisely what watching the Volcano bag fill with vapor is like. Except you get STONED!!!! Mmmmm….popcorn sounds good right now…brb…

Ok…

So, aside from all the Grinspoon vapor hits we are all enjoying, there are joints-aplenty being passed around as well. The lighter leashes are in their “Karma Sutra” positions: Unfortunately I do not remember what the hell that means…lol…

Then…Bong schools us all on how to use the bong properly:

“Put your mouth here…your finger here…as long as the holes are filled, we’re happy!”

LMFAO…that little line can be used in many places…

Then the laughter turns to melancholy as our Japanese crew take their last bong hits and one by one walk out the door in tears. Bong follows them out and so do several other friends. No one returns with a dry eye. They blame it on the bong hits…the cold…allergies…but we all know. It’s why the rest of us don’t go out there! I fully admit that I cry every time I see Hide cry…I cry even when I just KNOW he’s crying. To my surprise (really?...no…) our newest friend, Yasuda, is also a blubbering mess when he comes back inside for one last look around. Sayonara, guys…until next November…sob, sob, sob…

We gather ourselves and smoke a bit more as the sun makes its way to the top of the sky. We leave the top of the city and head down to buy chocolate letters…but since I have to use my credit card to pay, we need to find a place that takes ‘em. On the way, we stop off at Grey Area for some Fallen Angel. Bong says it’s Shoreline X OG Kush. Speaking of Shoreline, we also pick up 2 grams for Gabby at Voyagers.

Then

We

Drive

Aroundandaroundandaroundandaroundandaroundandaroundandaroundandaroundandaround

Trying to find Paradox. We probably pass it by a block on every side! Finally we find it and buy FOUR space cakes (they were out yesterday, so we didn’t want to chance that happening again…lol…). Once that impossible mission became possible, we quietly scoot back to our home base of Voyagers.

HPdrift(r) is there and we all snap some tubes of Shoreline. DAMN this Shoreline buzz is…is…”it’s like an inner tube slowly losing air on a sunny day…” Too bad I didn’t write who said this…but I have to say it sure sounds like a Bongism to me…

Pauli Wallnuts drops in and soon the Silver Bubble he purchases here at Voyagers is being groomed for smoking. When the Silver Bubble is now silver ash, PW leaves for home.

The Silver Bubble is enjoyed much, so shortly after Mr. Wallnuts leaves, more is purchased and twisted into a cone. We light the joint and simultaneously, as if on cue, the door flies open revealing an always-excited Gapie exclaiming, “HEY MUTHA FUC…not yet…I’ll say it in 5 to 10 minutes…” lolololololololololololololollololol AAAAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha….

Not long after Gapie arrives, with the smoking continuing at the pace it has been all night, I notice the guy on the futon-couch thing next to the counter… He is alone. He is all giggly with his own thoughts…lmfao…STONED!!!!!

Marrigeuana is now here and he has twisted up a specimen of Cantaloupe. I don’t note from where it was purchased, so…oh well…Gapie shares a cone of some mixed-salad he has twisted. The time passes and our stone settles in. Bong and I say adios for now and go upstairs.

Our surprise is genuine when we immediately see that Gabby had sent the cleaning lady, Lynn, upstairs to clean our room! We had been keeping her out for a while at our request (I’m a pick-things-up kind of person so it wasn’t like it was dirty or anything…lol…) …and Gabby had her do it while she knew we were downstairs! Thanks Gabby!!!! The fresh sheets on the bed are too inviting to pass, so we opt to mess up the bed for a while and then collapse in each other’s arms for another peaceful afternoon slumber in our city of love, Amsterdam.

Another beautiful thing about staying at Voyagers is that it takes…oh as long as it will take you to read this…to get your smoke on… That is where we are right now. Super Lemon Haze is now the smoke of choice. Highly Blessed and his Mrs. are now here for the evening and we chat with them for a while. We get the pleasure of meeting their son, who has to stay outside since he’s not yet 18! The witching hour of nearly 10 pm arrives so Bong and I run to our pumpkin-colored carriage and walk through the door at Basjoe before the last BONG of the clock tower strikes.

Without a single moment wasted (but a coffeeshop full of people who ARE wasted), we quickly begin tonight’s smoking festivities. The Slo’s start us off with some Kuchi from Grey Area. Marriageuana pops in with some Candy Kush + Grey Crystals. Balou, Strawberry Soul and that pedal-cab guy are all players on the scene tonight. Bong can’t believe that pedal-cab guy is here…ugh…he’s kinda tweeky…I dunno…

The night’s notes are capped off with some bong hits of Royal Jelly from Barney’s. I am only saying this because at this exact point in THE NOTEBOOK, there is the very recognizable oval sticker-label for said hash stuck here…with the word “bonghits” written underneath.

The last conversation recorded in THE NOTEBOOK tonight is vaguely described as, “Strawberry Soul is talking about the Blue Light District.” LOL. I remember her talking about one of them having a killer bikini body…and a big c*ck stretching out of the bikini bottom…I sure wish I’d have quoted her at some point. I just remember laughing until the tears ran down my legs…

The night ends in the exact way as all the previous nights have…well, except the night of the cake…but we won’t mention that night again… (…oops…)

Nope…tonight is full of naked action—not fully-clothed-to-the-outer-layer-including-shoes sleep. Oh no…sleep is for later…we’re busy now…

Until next time…

[Cisco]

Until next time indeed......................not long now

[USbongLord]

What she said is about to happen again...told you folks wayyyyyyyyyy back in November it wouldn't be finished till now...lol....matty,Cisco,Neil,jimi,kermit,frank.....22nd is nail hits on the beach part deux..looks like chiesel spoon and mr ice cream crusher,gonna take us for a nice ride love ya babe

[TwoCanucks]

Another great installment! you guys really party hard, love it.

also...

nails on the beach...yummmmmm

[Lamont]

Wonderful and fun installment, thanks very much.

[geekymonkey]

Lovely. Thanks

[luvtick]

What she said is about to happen again...told you folks wayyyyyyyyyy back in November it wouldn't be finished till now...lol....matty,Cisco,Neil,jimi,kermit,frank.....22nd is nail hits on the beach part deux..looks like chiesel spoon and mr ice cream crusher,gonna take us for a nice ride love ya babe

better late than never...one full day to go...then travel-home day...

[luvtick]

"what...no photos?" (3 so far have asked...)

...most i took this day were of people...so sorry! Day 15 will be photo-heavy...

this is the only one:

Sunrise outside of Voyagers

[matty223]

nice pic,
im still waiting for the summer of luv to be published lol

[badbone]

..22nd is nail hits on the beach part deux..looks like chiesel spoon and mr ice cream crusher,gonna take us for a nice ride

ok .. it seem like I have to come a week before planned if I'm going out to the sea this year .. and I am .. but I doubt that Kongo is coming with me this year

[USbongLord]

Tie Congo to a tree an give him a bucket of water..he will be ok...we look forward to seeing you again