Where to begin? It's been, what, 10 months since the wife and I visited Amsterdam (and it was, perhaps, one of the best of the trips we've been fortunate enough to take!) and we had already pretty much decided months ago that we would lay off visiting until this douche bag government goes away. Their treatment of coffeeshop culture is, oddly enough, lowest on my list. I said it before, I'll say it again... it wasn't the "legalization" of pot & hasj that sent me there, it was the society that ALLOWED it to flourish in the first place. Me & the wife always relished being around such an "advanced" culture that blended modern and traditional, gay & straight, stoned & sober so well that it seemed like EVERYONE was welcome. Now, they're anti-Muslim, anti-art, anti-Polish, anti-Romanian, anti-pot tourist, Auntie Em!
Off the top of my head, here are a few of my favorite whack-job proposals from the neo-Nazi Dutch:
BAN HEADSCARFS
BAN THE KORAN
BAN THE BURKA
KICK OUT AFGHANI CHILDREN WHO HAVE LIVED IN NETHERLANDS 90% OF THEIR LIVES (ok, they wound up letting the girl stay after much debate but...)
FORCE ANTI-SOCIAL KIDS & THEIR FAMILIES TO LIVE IN SEPARATE "VILLAGES" FOR UNDESIRABLES
DEPORT NON-DUTCH LIVESTOCK (NO MORE SCOTTISH CATTLE PLEASE)
KICK OUT UNEMPLOYED POLES (EVEN IF THEY'VE WORKED IN NL FOR YEARS)
KICK OUT ROMANIANS
ELIMINATE RED LIGHT DISTRICT
ELIMINATE 30% TAX BENEFIT FOR UNDER 50,000 EURO (DON'T WANT GLORIFIED WOK CHEFS)
ELIMINATE 30% TAX BENEFIT FOR TOWNS NEAR BORDER
STOP POLES FROM EATING THE FISH THEY CATCH
CLOSE COFFEESHOPS NEAR SCHOOLS
ELIMINATE NON-DUTCH FROM COFFEESHOPS
Now... ban strong pot? See, they love to claim that they're still all liberal and progressive (we're still pro-gay, see? we're still cool with Jewish folk, right? we still want pot decriminalized, just not so strong, ok?) but they're full of shit and I've had enough. To think of ALL the "talking to" the wife and I got when the US elected our own D Bag George W from the locals. "You better vote for the right candidate next time" we were chastised by a bicycle cab driver before the last election.
Yeah right, speak for yourselves!
Next vacation? A couple of weeks in Cali.. already built up a contact (can always use another - wink wink!) rent a car, smoke nice buds, and see the Tarentino side of LA!
FUCK 'EM, SMOKE AT HOME - VISIT POT FRIENDLY US STATES
Sorry for the vent
