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[Kermit]

Time to vote (might get these stinking bags of green waste cleared), and can't be anything in politics funnier than watching farage in action in European parliament

[Kermit]

Dirty stinking green waste bags will be around for another year, no change here petrol bomb time

[Kermit]

Cheese brown cob with mayo and bbq walkers ridges together taste similar to luncheon meat, Fucking gross!

[Kermit]

Rain was Fucking mental coming back from family in Bristol, mental 40 on the motorway, freeking 2hr journey!!

[redeyezman]

Ain't many reasons I'll get up before the sun.

[Kermit]

Candy crush promotes unhealthy eating in kids

[Kermit]

Manchester police force trial state of the art police clones!

[Bifton]

Shit that is funny what's he going to nick him for? Impersonating a police officer?

[2stick]

Shit that is funny what's he going to nick him for? Impersonating a police officer?

well... lol



source: http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... an-7166213

[spidergawd]

/\/\ Case dropped.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... er-7196303

[Bifton]

No you have to be shitting me. Lol oh happy days; this has made my day. How the hell did I miss this lol

[Kermit]

No you have to be shitting me. Lol oh happy days; this has made my day. How the hell did I miss this lol

Bookmark Manchester evening mail and Liverpool echo, easily the two best papers in the country, always
something crazy goin on in them citys, Plymouth herald used to be good until all the scousers got locked up.

[ftcarer]

Just picked up duvets from the laundrette , met by a big smiling lady , " I must just say darling , next time you bring these in , maybe air them of all the dope smell 1st (laughing her arse off she was) , they stunk the shop out , all the old dears were asking what it was I knew because my son smokes it but for next time , just remember "

Good old girl tbf should could have been a right **** about it

[spidergawd]

Just picked up duvets from the laundrette , met by a big smiling lady , " I must just say darling , next time you bring these in , maybe air them of all the dope smell 1st (laughing her arse off she was) , they stunk the shop out , all the old dears were asking what it was I knew because my son smokes it but for next time , just remember "

Good old girl tbf should could have been a right **** about it

You should have offered them some of your famous liniments matey, do wonders for their aches and pains .

[ftcarer]

back again
I must be a bit of a div because I was under the impression that a hit & run was an offence according to the police if it's only your son's bike which is damaged(no matter that he was knocked off or not) it doesn't matter & they can't/won't do anything about it.
WANKERS

1st born is pissed off but ok bit of a sore knee & his bike is fucked .

To the CUNT who knocked him off , I've been to all the business's & houses with security cams around where it happened & asked them to check back over them & 1st born just happened to notice the 2 kids in the back of the car were wearing the uniform of the primary school 200ms along the road (all my kids went there), I WILL FIND YOU & YOU WILL EXPLAIN WHY YOU LEFT MY SON ON THE FLOOR YOU USELESS DUMB FUCK