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Re: Random Thread
Posted: Thu 22nd May 2014 09:00 am
by Kermit
Time to vote (might get these stinking bags of green waste cleared), and can't be anything in politics funnier than watching farage in action in European parliament

Re: Random Thread
Posted: Fri 23rd May 2014 08:06 am
by Kermit
Dirty stinking green waste bags will be around for another year, no change here

petrol bomb time

Re: Random Thread
Posted: Tue 27th May 2014 10:53 pm
by Kermit
Cheese brown cob with mayo and bbq walkers ridges together taste similar to luncheon meat, Fucking gross!

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Posted: Thu 29th May 2014 10:10 pm
by Kermit
Rain was Fucking mental coming back from family in Bristol, mental 40 on the motorway, freeking 2hr journey!!
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Posted: Fri 30th May 2014 01:36 pm
by redeyezman
Ain't many reasons I'll get up before the sun.
Re: Random Thread
Posted: Sat 31st May 2014 08:37 am
by Kermit
Candy crush promotes unhealthy eating in kids

Re: Random Thread
Posted: Sat 31st May 2014 09:58 am
by Kermit
Manchester police force trial state of the art police clones!

Re: Random Thread
Posted: Sat 31st May 2014 10:13 am
by Bifton
Shit that is funny

what's he going to nick him for? Impersonating a police officer?
Re: Random Thread
Posted: Sat 31st May 2014 10:27 am
by 2stick
Bifton wrote:Shit that is funny

what's he going to nick him for? Impersonating a police officer?
well... lol
source:
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... an-7166213
Re: Random Thread
Posted: Sat 31st May 2014 10:36 am
by spidergawd
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Posted: Sat 31st May 2014 11:02 am
by Bifton

No you have to be shitting me. Lol oh happy days; this has made my day. How the hell did I miss this lol
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Posted: Sat 31st May 2014 10:09 pm
by Kermit
Bifton wrote:
No you have to be shitting me. Lol oh happy days; this has made my day. How the hell did I miss this lol
Bookmark Manchester evening mail and Liverpool echo, easily the two best papers in the country, always
something crazy goin on in them citys, Plymouth herald used to be good until all the scousers got locked up.

Re: Random Thread
Posted: Tue 3rd Jun 2014 11:29 am
by ftcarer
Just picked up duvets from the laundrette , met by a big smiling lady , " I must just say darling , next time you bring these in , maybe air them of all the dope smell 1st

(laughing her arse off she was) , they stunk the shop out , all the old dears were asking what it was

I knew because my son smokes it

but for next time , just remember "
Good old girl

tbf should could have been a right **** about it

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Posted: Tue 3rd Jun 2014 12:26 pm
by spidergawd
ftcarer wrote:Just picked up duvets from the laundrette , met by a big smiling lady , " I must just say darling , next time you bring these in , maybe air them of all the dope smell 1st

(laughing her arse off she was) , they stunk the shop out , all the old dears were asking what it was

I knew because my son smokes it

but for next time , just remember "
Good old girl

tbf should could have been a right **** about it

You should have offered them some of your famous liniments matey, do wonders for their aches and pains

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Posted: Tue 3rd Jun 2014 07:05 pm
by ftcarer

back again
I must be a bit of a div because I was under the impression that a hit & run was an offence

according to the police if it's only your son's bike which is damaged(no matter that he was knocked off or not) it doesn't matter & they can't/won't do anything about it.
WANKERS
1st born is pissed off but ok bit of a sore knee & his bike is fucked .
To the CUNT who knocked him off , I've been to all the business's & houses with security cams around where it happened & asked them to check back over them & 1st born just happened to notice the 2 kids in the back of the car were wearing the uniform of the primary school 200ms along the road (all my kids went there), I WILL FIND YOU & YOU WILL EXPLAIN WHY YOU LEFT MY SON ON THE FLOOR

YOU USELESS DUMB FUCK
