3 days to Dam, 2 joints maximum !!! How To ?

[CrazyGuy]

Hello everyone,

I'm going to Dam this weekend for 3 days. And during those 3 days my GF will allow me to smoke only 2 joints...

She didn't say anything about size or anything else...

What would you do to be a maximum stoned with a maximum of 2 joints ???
- very big joint
- weed + hash
- ....

Where can I find a CS/smartshop with big rolling paper ?

Can I do a pure hash joint with almost no tobacco ? Will it burn good ?

How many grams per joint ?

Please post ideas

Thx

[Marco]

First off, grow some balls!


Second, call Gapie, he can probably roll you a 2 gram tulip joint. Add a gram of icolator to that, and your GF will regret making you this offer!

[gapie]

Whahahaaa i can make for u 2 a 3 nice joints to take with
i can roll awesome doobies joints etc..... they say lol

[CrazyGuy]

Thanks for the replies,

I used to be a 10 joints/day smoker, and stopped smoking 5 months ago. It's a miracle she accepted that we go to Dam again so...

...only typical forms joints are possible

Ice o lator would be the way ? Where can I find good one ?

[DjShaggy]

a gram of super silver haze and a gram of temple ball, make 2 nice fat spliffs with little/no bakky jobs a good un them pair will last you!

[Joshuadrooney]

Dump her. Then go to dam and smoke as much as you want.

[StonerDan]

Dump your bird - simples

[gixxer]

What would you

dump the tart, grow some balls and go to the dam and enjoy myself

[pengaldinho]

Stick every paper from a full pack of rizla together to make a super skin, fill with 10g amnesia haze + 5g of ice= Bobs your uncle. or slip her a slice of space cake and smoke as much as you want, just keep telling her its the same spliff.

[dpgsoulja89]

ugggh 2 joints?!why are women so anti weed??
yeah dump her and smoke 500 joints!

[FriendlyEdgar]

first roll the two fattest weed and hash combo joints possible... then buy a little pipe and take just a little out of each joint whenever you want to smoke!! Rationing!

While it does suck that your gf is so controlling, I can understand why you want to appease her... in the immortal words of Thurgood Jenkins, "I love weed... but not as much as I love pussy!"

[luvtick]

why are women so anti weed??

...not all of us...

[Braunezucker]

allow

This word used in terms of relationships really frightens me. Roll bigger joints if you have to.
If you are up to it, please write a trip report.

Have a good weekend.

[USbongLord]

throw her in the canal and go into basjoes...there,that was easy gotta have more cow bell

[dpgsoulja89]

why are women so anti weed??

...not all of us...

yes with a few exceptions
I gotta get me a stoner chick