3 days to Dam, 2 joints maximum !!! How To ?

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dpgsoulja89 wrote:
luvtick wrote:
dpgsoulja89 wrote:why are women so anti weed??
...not all of us...

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yes with a few exceptions :wink:
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Yeah I was gonna say... but I cant beleive someone would let a gf imposed that on him. As a girl I would of said see ya and gone to the dam with someone else.


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luvtick wrote:
dpgsoulja89 wrote:why are women so anti weed??
...not all of us...

:P
I 2nd that :D
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I would NEVER tell my partner how much he could smoke if we was going to Amsterdam.
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Sal tells me to chop up and teases me about being a pussy when i can't finish the bowl. :mrgreen:
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:shock: :shock: She,s your GF not your Mum! control has no place in a healthy relationship
I go to the dam with my mates every year and if my wife turned round and told me I couldn't go or i was only "allowed" so many joints (which she wouldn't) I'd have her commited lol

To me Amsterdam would be torture if I couldn't smoke!

Wait till she's not looking and buy 3 grams of Silver haze and 1 gram cheesy butter from bageera and roll 3 doobies with it all and smoke them while she's in the shower in the morning.. You'll be baked all day lol

Hope you enjoy your trip :wink:
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pengaldinho wrote::shock: Stick every paper from a full pack of rizla together to make a super skin, fill with 10g amnesia haze + 5g of ice= Bobs your uncle. or slip her a slice of space cake and smoke as much as you want, just keep telling her its the same spliff.
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not sure what the point of going to Amsterdam with limits is.. I TOLD my wife I was going.. she doesn't like it..... And I am going. nuff said.. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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jimi62471 wrote:not sure what the point of going to Amsterdam with limits is.. I TOLD my wife I was going.. she doesn't like it..... And I am going. nuff said.. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
its her problem not yours!

also i can relate to your sig, having just grabbed a henry the other day i decided to cycle down the canal back to mine, stopped under a bridge to roll one turned round and theres one of the queens finest sitting there staring at me!

i offerd it 2's but it seemed to decline so i made a move lol
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if your going to the dam then you got smoke it up, whoever is with you, just tell your missis that you do anything she wants one afternoon during the trip, ie shopping museums etc., it may work it may not.

My wife lets me go on me own or with a couple mates, depending on funding etc,the cup be my second trip this year on my own.
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you locked in the bathroom of the hotel when she sleeps... or give you a sleeping pill... :roll:
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one hash shake should knock her out for a nice sleep :mrgreen:
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USBONGLORD wrote:one hash shake should knock her out for a nice sleep :mrgreen:
LAMO bong :lol: :lol: :lol: this actually happened to my wife with the hash cakes but she`s cool about me going to the dam with my mates....no body can limit adultland :lol: :lol: :lol: .....
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i have to echo the calls of 'man up' and smoke what you want. would you dream of controlling her? if so.... then.... well you know.... NEXT PLEASE.


any way back to the challenge. you can get these is most head shops all over the centre of dam..

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30 cm long each :twisted:

i doubt you'd even be able to handle two of those joints... ha ha
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CHELSEA_SMOKERS_SOCIETY wrote:i have to echo the calls of 'man up' and smoke what you want. would you dream of controlling her? if so.... then.... well you know.... NEXT PLEASE.


any way back to the challenge. you can get these is most head shops all over the centre of dam..

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30 cm long each :twisted:

i doubt you'd even be able to handle two of those joints... ha ha
Thats what I was going to suggest. Spend an afternoon rolling around to all the best C's and bring a plastic Tupperware box. Fill each of the cones up with several grams. I'd assume you could probably get 10 in each? And buy 9 grams of weed and level it and draw little lines on the cone so you know when its changing variety or just smoke through it. And when you have had enough, put it out and wait till you want to re-toke. Dont forget to sprinkle some hash in there as well. Two of these monster joints could last you a trip if you go sparingly!

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