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By the way the French cuisine we tried in Paris was terrible and I think that only the French find their food to be the best in the world. Aussie food is much better.

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Last December I was on a train from Amsterdam to Dortmund with my GF. I had fallen asleep, when I got woken up by someone tapping on my shoulder. I looked up and there was a man, normally dressed, flashing some sort of card and saying something to me, but I was half asleep. Woke up and asked him again in English(!) what was up, and he said he was a German police officer and asked me for ID. First thing I thought of was the 5g or so of weed in my suitcase thinking pleaseeeeee dont ask to look through my luggage!

I managed to play it cool and just showed him my ID, he just asked if the suitcase was mine to which I replied yes, and he carried on through the carriage asking a couple of other people for ID, mainly people that looked a bit dodgy lol...phew!

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I have to admit Paris is not my favourite place in France and I've been there a number of times. One good thing about it is the girls...I don't think I've seen so many HOT chicks in my life in a week than the last time I was there. Bad points are the tramps living in the metro stations...I mean 'cmon...gives a bad impression of the whole city! Much prefer Nice, my kind of place, maybe its the sea

if you get caught with weed in holland as tourist,
you must pay ticket of 400€
no mather if you have 1g or 10g , the fine stays 400€ .
i now because i live on the border of holland and belgium.

grtz smokeze.

Slip & Sal wrote:By the way the French cuisine we tried in Paris was terrible and I think that only the French find their food to be the best in the world. Aussie food is much better.

Sir, you've hurted my (french) feelings several times in this thread, I demand some apologies asap ; plus I demand that you sing La marseillaise (120 beats per minute) today as loud as possible while whiping your chest with nettles.

Then you'll post the video of you doing that. If it's not done in 48 hours I'll have to declare war to Australia and invade your stupid country to kick your ass.

smokeze wrote:if you get caught with weed in holland as tourist,
you must pay ticket of 400€
no mather if you have 1g or 10g , the fine stays 400€ .
i now because i live on the border of holland and belgium.

grtz smokeze.

your crazy

I am very sorry Froggy. I don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings, just relaying the experience we had. I did not say all French were arseholes. I met a couple or few that were awesome and I expect there are plenty more about. Just didn't find many in Paris centre, especially at the tourist places. An Example, we got a bit disorientated on the Effiel tower and couldn't seem to locate the lift down, or even the right stairs. Stupid tourists hey open your eyes. We did need help, and I could see staff lining up at what looked to be an elevator entrance. I asked "s'il vous plait, sera cet ascenseur nous faire descendre" which i think means Excuse me if you please is this the elevator down? The answer I received was No! This came from a young French man in a suit, which looked like an Eiffel tower guide. Since he obviously knew English, I didn't continue my terrible rendition of french and asked" Where would the lift be so we can get down or even the stairs?" he replied "I don't know" I asked everyone who was in the lift, nearly seven different staff members of the Eiffel tower, whether anyone knew where to go to get down. No one knew. Not one of the seven could help us. They even laughed as they closed the doors. You can't tell me that not one of the seven knew where a visitor could climb down or catch a lift???? Their are many other little experiences which built up and made our experience bad.

moral of the story,..dont wipe your fingers on your pants after eating chips,.drug sniffing dogs get the munchies too,......

gromit wrote:moral of the story,..dont wipe your fingers on your pants after eating chips,.drug sniffing dogs get the munchies too,......

ha ha ha good one

Slip & Sal wrote:I am very sorry Froggy. I don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings, just relaying the experience we had. I did not say all French were arseholes. I met a couple or few that were awesome and I expect there are plenty more about. Just didn't find many in Paris centre, especially at the tourist places. An Example, we got a bit disorientated on the Effiel tower and couldn't seem to locate the lift down, or even the right stairs. Stupid tourists hey open your eyes. We did need help, and I could see staff lining up at what looked to be an elevator entrance. I asked "s'il vous plait, sera cet ascenseur nous faire descendre" which i think means Excuse me if you please is this the elevator down? The answer I received was No! This came from a young French man in a suit, which looked like an Eiffel tower guide. Since he obviously knew English, I didn't continue my terrible rendition of french and asked" Where would the lift be so we can get down or even the stairs?" he replied "I don't know" I asked everyone who was in the lift, nearly seven different staff members of the Eiffel tower, whether anyone knew where to go to get down. No one knew. Not one of the seven could help us. They even laughed as they closed the doors. You can't tell me that not one of the seven knew where a visitor could climb down or catch a lift???? Their are many other little experiences which built up and made our experience bad.

Ok you completly convinced me here, french people are assholes and our food sucks...

FroggyStyle wrote:

Slip & Sal wrote:By the way the French cuisine we tried in Paris was terrible and I think that only the French find their food to be the best in the world. Aussie food is much better.

Sir, you've hurted my (french) feelings several times in this thread, I demand some apologies asap ; plus I demand that you sing La marseillaise (120 beats per minute) today as loud as possible while whiping your chest with nettles.

Then you'll post the video of you doing that. If it's not done in 48 hours I'll have to declare war to Australia and invade your stupid country to kick your ass.

You sound a little kinky there too Froggy. Our country is bigger then your, whip yours out and we will measure. Also don't threaten me here people seem to get their undies all knotted up about that round here.

FroggyStyle wrote:Ok you completly convinced me here, french people are assholes and our food sucks...

you must be one of the good ones.

FroggyStyle wrote:

Slip & Sal wrote:I am very sorry Froggy. I don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings, just relaying the experience we had. I did not say all French were arseholes. I met a couple or few that were awesome and I expect there are plenty more about. Just didn't find many in Paris centre, especially at the tourist places. An Example, we got a bit disorientated on the Effiel tower and couldn't seem to locate the lift down, or even the right stairs. Stupid tourists hey open your eyes. We did need help, and I could see staff lining up at what looked to be an elevator entrance. I asked "s'il vous plait, sera cet ascenseur nous faire descendre" which i think means Excuse me if you please is this the elevator down? The answer I received was No! This came from a young French man in a suit, which looked like an Eiffel tower guide. Since he obviously knew English, I didn't continue my terrible rendition of french and asked" Where would the lift be so we can get down or even the stairs?" he replied "I don't know" I asked everyone who was in the lift, nearly seven different staff members of the Eiffel tower, whether anyone knew where to go to get down. No one knew. Not one of the seven could help us. They even laughed as they closed the doors. You can't tell me that not one of the seven knew where a visitor could climb down or catch a lift???? Their are many other little experiences which built up and made our experience bad.

Ok you completly convinced me here, french people are assholes and our food sucks...

Wow! the world most be coming to an end..A french guy who Admits it for once!! Bravo!! its a First!! he forgot to say that they all smell like Dog shit also

Slip & Sal wrote:

FroggyStyle wrote:

Slip & Sal wrote:By the way the French cuisine we tried in Paris was terrible and I think that only the French find their food to be the best in the world. Aussie food is much better.

Sir, you've hurted my (french) feelings several times in this thread, I demand some apologies asap ; plus I demand that you sing La marseillaise (120 beats per minute) today as loud as possible while whiping your chest with nettles.

Then you'll post the video of you doing that. If it's not done in 48 hours I'll have to declare war to Australia and invade your stupid country to kick your ass.

You sound a little kinky there too Froggy. Our country is bigger then your, whip yours out and we will measure. Also don't threaten me here people seem to get their undies all knotted up about that round here.

trust me The french Army whould kill all you vegemite eaters < and you call that food? Pff autralian got nothing on French cooking they have 5* food ...what you guys got... Vegemite that sound like Bug mixture whit compose Any one up for some Joey (aka Baby kangaroo)
iv got a question go your ppl also eat sydney funnel ...

Adamster wrote: he forgot to say that they all smell like Dog shit also

Since you admit in your profile that your location is Uranus, I guess that you must feel like home while travelling in France...

FroggyStyle wrote:

Adamster wrote: he forgot to say that they all smell like Dog shit also

Since you admit in your profile that your location is Uranus, I guess that you must feel like home while travelling in France...

Well if i come from your anus im the pain in your Butt! YUP YUP the shit that comes out of it and i smell like l allee de merde ou l allee des gros cul a paris