Stoner Dan's Weekend Trip Report

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Stoner Dan's Weekend Trip Report

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Had the 6.30 flight from Luton. Decided i should really go to bed early as i had an early wake up. Was tucked away by 10 but because im a little bit neurotic about timing and being late i kept waking up every hour thinking it was 4am, in the end i was up at 3.30 and thought fuck ill just get up and dressed, my mate Jamie was due to drive to me for 4.30 but at 4pm i was awake, fuck all on tv so phoned him and told him i'd drive to him. I promised myself i'd wait till i got to Dam to have my 1st smoke but in the end i rolled a joint for the journey. Picked J up got to the airport with time to spare, quick fry up and on to the plane.

Arrived in Dam at 9am, quickly off the plane through customs and then onto the train, there seemed to be a few delays so 2 trains for Amsterdam Central arrived at the same time, everyone seemed to charge for 1 train, which we finally got on, people then started jumping off and getting on the other one saying it was the faster train, needles to say they where wrong and got off the quicker train - bell ends.

So we had arrived a quick look at the acd map and it was decided that either Voyagers or Central would be are first stop, J started moaning that he wanted to drop off bags, but i told him to stop moaning and carried on walking, all of a sudden i was hit with that smell of skunk that you know that your in the Dam. Walked into central but it was packed so walked round the corner to voyagers where i got some Kandy Kush 1g for 14e i think, nice smoke got me fucked but i think after this trip im not a kush man. J got some chocolope and as he hasnt smoked Skunk for years he got a bit giggly and after that i decided i wanted to dump our bags and get cracking.

Dropped bags into Hotel CC which was a nice hotel got the twin room which wasnt very large but it was clean, shower had a drainy kind of smelly but nothing major, only problem being are room faced onto the road.

Bags dropped and time to get my smoke on. Went into HSB where i got some cheese and some polm, budtender was English and very helpful - cant remember prices but cheese was nice. At this point my mates lack of Skunk smoking took effect and he went into a state of monged silence which for me was a bit of a killer, all i could think was i gotta spend 2 days with this plum he better start talking. After here i decided to take him round the RLD and he did talk but only to say he wanted a pancake, now there a crepe and waffle place on wormestraat, all i can say is WOW the funkey monkey crepe was something else, all in all i had 4 in 2 days and would of had more if it wasnt for the huge queue's. Was also one of the funnier part of the trips as J fell up the stairs in there making the girl behind the counter laugh and me, well i dont normally get the giggles but i just couldn't stop laughing, even walking down the street 5 minutes after i was pissing myself, needless to say my mate didnt find it amusing.

After here we went to Barney but it was stupidly busy so settled for Dampkring nice CS but i got laughing wreck 8.50 for a g, disgusting 2 tokes and put it out, reminded me of sprayed crap i could buy here, so fucked them off and went looking for grey area but then realised we couldnt be fucked and went to Abraxas instead, got recommended the juicy fruit by the BT but it smelt like shit so went for the Hawaiian Haze at 15e a really tasty smoke, nice dense buds and when crumbled it gave you a fat spliff, so all in all a great smoke, didnt like how Abraxas sold pre paid bags but there was no doubt that it was a gram. After this we both decided we needed to eat again and went to the Burger Bar, now if there is a better burger in Dam i want to try it, beautifully cooked and hit the spot big time, its right next to wok to walk on the same street as coffee shop Ben i would recommend highly. From here we went to 420 which had a nice vibe no loud music and BT was safe as houses, got some NYCD which was ok and some bubblegum as it was 1.45 and we could check into the hotel for a much needed nap. Quickly smoked the bubblegum which was quite a tasty smoke.

Set alarm for 4.45 and woke up almost forgetting where i was, the much needed 2 hours kip had refreshed me no end and i was up and ready to go, Seeing as it was close to the start of the England game J and I decided to try and find a pub to watch it, after walking for nearly and hour we finally plotted in some Irish pub, J had finally recovered from his mongness yet still managed to spill his drink luckily the spliff has been skinned and was safe. We stayed here for an hour then left because the football was shit and the pub felt like a sauna.

So we popped down to Sheeba's to see what was cracking, was recommended the white chocalope but they where out, asked the BT what was good and showed me the lemon cheese, took 1 sniff and took a gram 14e, beautiful cheesy smoke, we chilled for a bit and then once again munchies set in so we headed towards Barneys and settled for some Argentinian steak house, ribs and chips, it was very nice then again i was out of my nut so who knows if it was or not.

From here we went to Barneys, fly and by - 3g of g13 which i was saving for when i got home and what a beautiful smoke by far the best of the trip, then to greenhouse where i was desperate to get some critical cream cheese but they where out and the BT was about as helpful as chocolate hair dryer!! Then to Rokerij where i got some paki hash which i saved for home, a very nice smoke by the way 10e for a g. Then J lost his hat and proceeded to walk around trying to find his hat, me i just sat in the Rokerij and smoked a little bit more :)

He didnt find his poxy hat so to cheer him up we went to the RLD, walked around for a bit and the day just caught up with me and had a really painful back so back to the cs for me to coffee shop 36, i love this gaff even though ive never bought any weed from them i love there green cakes at 5e. From here he went off to wonder i stayed and smoked some more. By 12 i was finished so off to bed to be ready for day 2.


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Day 2 coming up, just waiting for the boss to fuck off
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thanks for sharing, aymore?
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StonerDan wrote:Day 2 coming up, just waiting for the boss to fuck off
nice one :mrgreen:
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Day 2;

Woken up at 6am by J snoring, now he is know as Loko, after Lokomotiv Steam trains the cunt was so loud. Put on my iphone and back to sleep woke up again at 9 and went to greenhouse effect where i smoked some classic haze or something like that got .7 10e and stuck it in a spliff, was ok thought it would be better seeing as the BT recommended it. J then joined me after he had a shower or what ever the fuck he did. We then headed up to le grotte for some breakfast and thats exactly what it was grott, anyway smoked the rest of my NYCD and chocolope, by this time it was 11.15 and we needed to check out of our room, i was already on spliff 4 so i was cunted haaha.

Checked out of the room and decided i wanted to check out basjoes as ive heard so many good things, well the fucker was closed so went into rusland instead where i got some cheese haze 11e for a gram which was an ok smoke, the benches here where about as comfortable as getting nails through your balls so we decided to check out green place, got some OG kush 15e a gram, very average and as ive said i dont think im a kush man, cheese and haze for me all day. Also got some LA Cheese that was beaut. Green place was a really nice chill, the only problem is its so dark it makes you feel sleepy, so decided we needed to get out and walk some more.

Grey Area was the cs in question, as per usual the gaff was packed so 1g casey jones 13e i think and a gram of canelope haze 15e a gram which i saved for when i got home, tasty smoke oh yes. It had only been a few hours since we had breakfast but i was hungry again so decided to go back to the Burger Bar for burger number 2 :) but J wasnt having it and wanted to go smoke another spliff, now not wanting to be rude i obliged and we went to HGF, got a drink and smoked my casey jones, nice smoke, nothing amazing. If you go here check out the toilet its funky to say the least and reckon a few people probably get lost in there.

After this Burger bar it was - after munching on this we decided to just plot up at CS36, J wanted to go and wonder on his own - he wouldnt tell me why so he was blatantly after a hooker...... so i went and chilled on my own and smoked my remaining stash, i went and got another green cake and boasted to the girl behind the counter how it doesnt affect me, well of course the law of the sod hits and after about 20 minutes i stated to feel a little worse for wear, i felt like i was 14 again on my first smoke, now being the pro i am i realised i needed to remain calm and needed sugar, funkey monkey crepe nutella chocolate sauce and bananas and of course a coke so started to feel a little bit perky again, as it was nearly 6 we only had an hour or so left so rolled up another joint and went perusing the RLD for the umpteenth time, some of the girls there are just wow, without being to much of a pervert i would of destroyed some of them oh my days but being a good boy i didnt haha. So we only had an hour left and my back was killing me so we needed to plot for an hour so went to hunters, had so much weed i didnt need to buy any more so just got a few drinks, the bud tender thought he was some cockney rude boy and gave me and J a few laughs before we fucked off.


So got the train back to Schipol and onto the flight back to miserable old sober England. I brought back 3g of g13 a g of cannelope haze and a gram of paki hash plus a gram of cheese haze for my mate (now thats a proper mate!!) Just stuck it in my jeans in my hand luggage, and as per usual got it through. Home by 11pm, rolled a spliff of g13 and sat down to watch the UFC.

All in all a good trip, couple of funny mentions, the black guy in his scooter doing wheelies in the RLD, only in Amsterdam!!! Walking past a women rolling a fat joint as her kid looked on, and the man pushing his pram smoking a fat joint. Next time i go im only going with my smoking partners as J just couldnt keep up or hack it so lesson learnt.

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g13 barneys
canelope haze - grey area
LA cheese - green place
Lemon Cheese - sheebas
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Excellent report, going to dam with non stoners is an interesting experience to say the least as I found out in April this year...
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cant_think wrote:Excellent report, going to dam with non stoners is an interesting experience to say the least as I found out in April this year...
He smoked hash but his joints where like tooth picks, from now on im only going with my boys as we smoke the same, its just a bit annoying when i was quite buzzy and he wasnt
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nice and funny little read there dan cheers :P
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Wtf is laughing wreck :?: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: and I think you will find all bags are pre paid in Amsterdam :wink: :lol:
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thanks mate gave me some motivation for nxt week,least ya mate enjoyed the ho's :) and u the green :D
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StonerDan wrote:
cant_think wrote:Excellent report, going to dam with non stoners is an interesting experience to say the least as I found out in April this year...
He smoked hash but his joints where like tooth picks, from now on im only going with my boys as we smoke the same, its just a bit annoying when i was quite buzzy and he wasnt
I hear you bro, my mates I went with in Dam dabbled a bit and even dabble a bit back home, main problem for me was they just wanted to be in pubs drinking having the odd spliff here and there whereas I wanted to sesh out on the ganja .
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Wellgo wrote:nice and funny little read there dan cheers :P
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Cisco wrote:Wtf is laughing wreck :?: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: and I think you will find all bags are pre paid in Amsterdam :wink: :lol:
cross between laughing budda and train wreck, it was nasty, so nasty i wouldnt let my worst enemy smoke it
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Dr Greenshed wrote:thanks mate gave me some motivation for nxt week,least ya mate enjoyed the ho's :) and u the green :D
cheers
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i dont know if he did, he has a bird hes going to see in Brazil next week, so why he would want to i dont know, then again why would he want to go off on his own, unless he was perusing in the gay cinema
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