the crepe place must be good as ive seen those queues myself. out the door sometimes.
also, i must agree, the quality of the pros has massivly increased. last week there was barely any big african momma types that i usually enjoy laughing at from a safe distance some real fitties this time.
Really funny - love your practical , common sense (Cockney-ish) judgements. You and yor mate clearly have a good working sense of humour. You should write more.
It's true what they say. You don't really know someone until you go on holiday with them. Went to the dam with a mate that was obssessed with dungeons and dragons role playing game (didn't shut up about it). It ruined my trip. Hassen to add he won't be coming to the dam with me ever again.
Next trip 1st August 2015. 2 weeks camping/putting my feet up.
CHELSEA_SMOKERS_SOCIETY wrote:enjoyed that love your cheese varieties dont you.
the crepe place must be good as ive seen those queues myself. out the door sometimes.
also, i must agree, the quality of the pros has massivly increased. last week there was barely any big african momma types that i usually enjoy laughing at from a safe distance some real fitties this time.
I love my cheese, did i mention that, ye the ho's where on a next level, love having a laugh and a joke with them, the best was when they start cleaning there windows, perfect wifey material there, cleans and sucks dick hahaha
Dave near London wrote:Really funny - love your practical , common sense (Cockney-ish) judgements. You and yor mate clearly have a good working sense of humour. You should write more.
Cheers Dave, im the funny one hes just a miserable cunt
elljk wrote:Nice report Dan. was considering hotel CC for my next (probably solo) trip. Would you recommend. Is it toker-friendly?
Would recommend yes, not toker friendly but your right in the middle of everything so worse case you can always just go out on the street for a spliff, one thing you must do is ask for a rear facing room as the noise from the street was a pain, or should i say would of been a pain if my mate hadnt snored like a fucking steam train
tdw121270 wrote:It's true what they say. You don't really know someone until you go on holiday with them. Went to the dam with a mate that was obssessed with dungeons and dragons role playing game (didn't shut up about it). It ruined my trip. Hassen to add he won't be coming to the dam with me ever again.
I was desperate to go and my normal toking buddies couldnt afford it so i had to go with someone and he was the only one, funnily enough this was the 4th time ive been with him, hes a good lad really but also a moany one, you 100% need to have people with you who wants to do the same thing, especially in Dam if your on a smoke up
cattales1960 wrote:Great report dan! At times I found myself laughing. I too encourage people going to HGF to check out the toilet room. Its wild.
Thanks bro, when my mate came back from the toilet he was raving about it, i tell you if i was on shrooms or mdma i would of spent the rest of the day in there
Enjoyed your trip report muchly! I've been sitting here giggling away during my wake and bake first joint of the day! The word cunt is so offensive to most, so I find it hilarious to see you call someone that! This is also the first time I've heard of cunted - this for some reason makes me really crack up. Is cunted like gutted?
I hate you missed Basjoe altho you talking about the benches being like nails thru the balls set me off giggling again. You are very humorous!
I too, love cheese and haze so you made me long to be back there again wandering the streets in a stoned fog.
Thanks for the story and making me laugh so much this early in the day, I needed it. Reading this made me miss the most wonderful city in the world so much!
Keep writing!
None but ourselves can free our minds - Bob Marley
Enjoyed your trip report muchly! I've been sitting here giggling away during my wake and bake first joint of the day! The word cunt is so offensive to most, so I find it hilarious to see you call someone that! This is also the first time I've heard of cunted - this for some reason makes me really crack up. Is cunted like gutted?
I hate you missed Basjoe altho you talking about the benches being like nails thru the balls set me off giggling again. You are very humorous!
I too, love cheese and haze so you made me long to be back there again wandering the streets in a stoned fog.
Thanks for the story and making me laugh so much this early in the day, I needed it. Reading this made me miss the most wonderful city in the world so much!
Keep writing!
Thank you, to be honest i call most of my close mates cunts, they see it as endearing i personally dont find swear words offensive as you can clearly tell, Cunted is basically fucked but replace the fuck with a cunt, cunted is just that little bit more worse for wear.
Ye gutted i missed Basjoes as i know you seem to love the place but hey gives me another reason to go back, not that i need one.
Im glad it made you laugh, it wasn't my intention to be humerus i just tell it how it is.
I know how you feel fella having to go on your trip with a bit of a deadweight, I've had to do so on my last 2 trips (Sept '10 and over 420 this year), fair play the guy's a nice boy but never again will I go with just him. Over 420 we hit Voyagers first as we were staying there but there was a bit of a fuck up with the reservation and instead of a twin we got given a double and before I'd noticed he was already downstairs getting our money back and being a bit of a dick. Luckily there was a twin room going at Old Quarter but as soon as we got into our room he's instantly laid down and monged out on his bed after only a pre-roll and I thought here we go again (was always the case in the Sept '10 trip). I finally got him up an hour or so later to get Grape Ape from the Green Place and have a walk round for a bit but as soon as we got back to the OQ he fell into a proper deep kip. I'm not big time in any way but I'll try my hardest but I was pissed off, thank fuck I had my laptop packed full of shit to watch. As he was kipping I went back upto Voyagers and apologised to that Highly Blessed guy who was genuinely safe as fuck and understood the score, got a g of Amnesia and fucked off. This cycle basically continued for the 5 days I was there and all in all at the end line I'd blazed 21 grams and he'd just bought fuckin' 3 and about 100 prerolls! What a waste really, he had the best 5 days kip tho. Thank fuck I'm going with 7 other people come next Thursday (24th) for 3 nights and 4 days to to which 5 of us are newbies and are too up for it! Staying a bit out the way on Spaarndammerdijk at the Westcord Art Hotel but it'll force me to explore parts of the city I havent seen before, I hope the Welsh Delegation can make it to as many T+T's as possible!
As for the cunty remark, I'm usually misunderstood because the generic Welsh Valley-speak is that you swear every other word by no fault of our own its just the way it is - and people take it wrong. I will not and probably cannot change this for anyone so some people need just to accept. In the words of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys: "If I cant smoke and swear, I'm fucked"!
Safe
love your cheese varieties dont you.
i personally dont find swear words offensive as you can clearly tell, Cunted is basically fucked but replace the fuck with a cunt, cunted is just that little bit more worse for wear.
