Stoner Dan's Weekend Trip Report
Posted: Tue 15th Nov 2011 01:33 pm
Had the 6.30 flight from Luton. Decided i should really go to bed early as i had an early wake up. Was tucked away by 10 but because im a little bit neurotic about timing and being late i kept waking up every hour thinking it was 4am, in the end i was up at 3.30 and thought fuck ill just get up and dressed, my mate Jamie was due to drive to me for 4.30 but at 4pm i was awake, fuck all on tv so phoned him and told him i'd drive to him. I promised myself i'd wait till i got to Dam to have my 1st smoke but in the end i rolled a joint for the journey. Picked J up got to the airport with time to spare, quick fry up and on to the plane.
Arrived in Dam at 9am, quickly off the plane through customs and then onto the train, there seemed to be a few delays so 2 trains for Amsterdam Central arrived at the same time, everyone seemed to charge for 1 train, which we finally got on, people then started jumping off and getting on the other one saying it was the faster train, needles to say they where wrong and got off the quicker train - bell ends.
So we had arrived a quick look at the acd map and it was decided that either Voyagers or Central would be are first stop, J started moaning that he wanted to drop off bags, but i told him to stop moaning and carried on walking, all of a sudden i was hit with that smell of skunk that you know that your in the Dam. Walked into central but it was packed so walked round the corner to voyagers where i got some Kandy Kush 1g for 14e i think, nice smoke got me fucked but i think after this trip im not a kush man. J got some chocolope and as he hasnt smoked Skunk for years he got a bit giggly and after that i decided i wanted to dump our bags and get cracking.
Dropped bags into Hotel CC which was a nice hotel got the twin room which wasnt very large but it was clean, shower had a drainy kind of smelly but nothing major, only problem being are room faced onto the road.
Bags dropped and time to get my smoke on. Went into HSB where i got some cheese and some polm, budtender was English and very helpful - cant remember prices but cheese was nice. At this point my mates lack of Skunk smoking took effect and he went into a state of monged silence which for me was a bit of a killer, all i could think was i gotta spend 2 days with this plum he better start talking. After here i decided to take him round the RLD and he did talk but only to say he wanted a pancake, now there a crepe and waffle place on wormestraat, all i can say is WOW the funkey monkey crepe was something else, all in all i had 4 in 2 days and would of had more if it wasnt for the huge queue's. Was also one of the funnier part of the trips as J fell up the stairs in there making the girl behind the counter laugh and me, well i dont normally get the giggles but i just couldn't stop laughing, even walking down the street 5 minutes after i was pissing myself, needless to say my mate didnt find it amusing.
After here we went to Barney but it was stupidly busy so settled for Dampkring nice CS but i got laughing wreck 8.50 for a g, disgusting 2 tokes and put it out, reminded me of sprayed crap i could buy here, so fucked them off and went looking for grey area but then realised we couldnt be fucked and went to Abraxas instead, got recommended the juicy fruit by the BT but it smelt like shit so went for the Hawaiian Haze at 15e a really tasty smoke, nice dense buds and when crumbled it gave you a fat spliff, so all in all a great smoke, didnt like how Abraxas sold pre paid bags but there was no doubt that it was a gram. After this we both decided we needed to eat again and went to the Burger Bar, now if there is a better burger in Dam i want to try it, beautifully cooked and hit the spot big time, its right next to wok to walk on the same street as coffee shop Ben i would recommend highly. From here we went to 420 which had a nice vibe no loud music and BT was safe as houses, got some NYCD which was ok and some bubblegum as it was 1.45 and we could check into the hotel for a much needed nap. Quickly smoked the bubblegum which was quite a tasty smoke.
Set alarm for 4.45 and woke up almost forgetting where i was, the much needed 2 hours kip had refreshed me no end and i was up and ready to go, Seeing as it was close to the start of the England game J and I decided to try and find a pub to watch it, after walking for nearly and hour we finally plotted in some Irish pub, J had finally recovered from his mongness yet still managed to spill his drink luckily the spliff has been skinned and was safe. We stayed here for an hour then left because the football was shit and the pub felt like a sauna.
So we popped down to Sheeba's to see what was cracking, was recommended the white chocalope but they where out, asked the BT what was good and showed me the lemon cheese, took 1 sniff and took a gram 14e, beautiful cheesy smoke, we chilled for a bit and then once again munchies set in so we headed towards Barneys and settled for some Argentinian steak house, ribs and chips, it was very nice then again i was out of my nut so who knows if it was or not.
From here we went to Barneys, fly and by - 3g of g13 which i was saving for when i got home and what a beautiful smoke by far the best of the trip, then to greenhouse where i was desperate to get some critical cream cheese but they where out and the BT was about as helpful as chocolate hair dryer!! Then to Rokerij where i got some paki hash which i saved for home, a very nice smoke by the way 10e for a g. Then J lost his hat and proceeded to walk around trying to find his hat, me i just sat in the Rokerij and smoked a little bit more
He didnt find his poxy hat so to cheer him up we went to the RLD, walked around for a bit and the day just caught up with me and had a really painful back so back to the cs for me to coffee shop 36, i love this gaff even though ive never bought any weed from them i love there green cakes at 5e. From here he went off to wonder i stayed and smoked some more. By 12 i was finished so off to bed to be ready for day 2.
Arrived in Dam at 9am, quickly off the plane through customs and then onto the train, there seemed to be a few delays so 2 trains for Amsterdam Central arrived at the same time, everyone seemed to charge for 1 train, which we finally got on, people then started jumping off and getting on the other one saying it was the faster train, needles to say they where wrong and got off the quicker train - bell ends.
So we had arrived a quick look at the acd map and it was decided that either Voyagers or Central would be are first stop, J started moaning that he wanted to drop off bags, but i told him to stop moaning and carried on walking, all of a sudden i was hit with that smell of skunk that you know that your in the Dam. Walked into central but it was packed so walked round the corner to voyagers where i got some Kandy Kush 1g for 14e i think, nice smoke got me fucked but i think after this trip im not a kush man. J got some chocolope and as he hasnt smoked Skunk for years he got a bit giggly and after that i decided i wanted to dump our bags and get cracking.
Dropped bags into Hotel CC which was a nice hotel got the twin room which wasnt very large but it was clean, shower had a drainy kind of smelly but nothing major, only problem being are room faced onto the road.
Bags dropped and time to get my smoke on. Went into HSB where i got some cheese and some polm, budtender was English and very helpful - cant remember prices but cheese was nice. At this point my mates lack of Skunk smoking took effect and he went into a state of monged silence which for me was a bit of a killer, all i could think was i gotta spend 2 days with this plum he better start talking. After here i decided to take him round the RLD and he did talk but only to say he wanted a pancake, now there a crepe and waffle place on wormestraat, all i can say is WOW the funkey monkey crepe was something else, all in all i had 4 in 2 days and would of had more if it wasnt for the huge queue's. Was also one of the funnier part of the trips as J fell up the stairs in there making the girl behind the counter laugh and me, well i dont normally get the giggles but i just couldn't stop laughing, even walking down the street 5 minutes after i was pissing myself, needless to say my mate didnt find it amusing.
After here we went to Barney but it was stupidly busy so settled for Dampkring nice CS but i got laughing wreck 8.50 for a g, disgusting 2 tokes and put it out, reminded me of sprayed crap i could buy here, so fucked them off and went looking for grey area but then realised we couldnt be fucked and went to Abraxas instead, got recommended the juicy fruit by the BT but it smelt like shit so went for the Hawaiian Haze at 15e a really tasty smoke, nice dense buds and when crumbled it gave you a fat spliff, so all in all a great smoke, didnt like how Abraxas sold pre paid bags but there was no doubt that it was a gram. After this we both decided we needed to eat again and went to the Burger Bar, now if there is a better burger in Dam i want to try it, beautifully cooked and hit the spot big time, its right next to wok to walk on the same street as coffee shop Ben i would recommend highly. From here we went to 420 which had a nice vibe no loud music and BT was safe as houses, got some NYCD which was ok and some bubblegum as it was 1.45 and we could check into the hotel for a much needed nap. Quickly smoked the bubblegum which was quite a tasty smoke.
Set alarm for 4.45 and woke up almost forgetting where i was, the much needed 2 hours kip had refreshed me no end and i was up and ready to go, Seeing as it was close to the start of the England game J and I decided to try and find a pub to watch it, after walking for nearly and hour we finally plotted in some Irish pub, J had finally recovered from his mongness yet still managed to spill his drink luckily the spliff has been skinned and was safe. We stayed here for an hour then left because the football was shit and the pub felt like a sauna.
So we popped down to Sheeba's to see what was cracking, was recommended the white chocalope but they where out, asked the BT what was good and showed me the lemon cheese, took 1 sniff and took a gram 14e, beautiful cheesy smoke, we chilled for a bit and then once again munchies set in so we headed towards Barneys and settled for some Argentinian steak house, ribs and chips, it was very nice then again i was out of my nut so who knows if it was or not.
From here we went to Barneys, fly and by - 3g of g13 which i was saving for when i got home and what a beautiful smoke by far the best of the trip, then to greenhouse where i was desperate to get some critical cream cheese but they where out and the BT was about as helpful as chocolate hair dryer!! Then to Rokerij where i got some paki hash which i saved for home, a very nice smoke by the way 10e for a g. Then J lost his hat and proceeded to walk around trying to find his hat, me i just sat in the Rokerij and smoked a little bit more
He didnt find his poxy hat so to cheer him up we went to the RLD, walked around for a bit and the day just caught up with me and had a really painful back so back to the cs for me to coffee shop 36, i love this gaff even though ive never bought any weed from them i love there green cakes at 5e. From here he went off to wonder i stayed and smoked some more. By 12 i was finished so off to bed to be ready for day 2.
