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though i thread about getting busted by customs would be good. anyone goy any good stories (true ones please, not i know a guy, or my mates friend once.....) about postal interceptions, getting caught at airport/ferry port, or any other relevant brushes with the law. Particually has anyone ever been busted at schipol?

iv had many a postal interception, couple of letters but on the whole mainly good luck. once the bastards intercepted a shroom package, removed shrooms and posted me on the empty container. fuckers.

Last year in august me and my wife where coming back from our honeymoon in the dam and we took a coach, we thought the coach would go back over by ferry but ended up going through euro tunnel, we all had to get out of the coach while they searched it and take our suitcases and go through a building and put our cases on a belt to go through an xray machine and for us to walk through a metal detector, out of the whole coach full of people me and the wife where the only ones stopped and the customs officers went through our cases, they found about 7gms in a bag in one of my wifes pairs of jeans and a space cake and pack of pre rolled joints. At this stage they found nothing on me or in my case, we was took of to a seperate building and was both given a strip search in seperate rooms, they decided we had nothing else and was taken to a main office where they started to write up a charge sheet, one of the customs guys said something to another one of them in french and decided to search my case again and this time they found another 7gms of weed. All they did was tell us off and fined me 100 euro and warned me that if i go throu euro tunnel again to expect an intensive search. They wrote up a charge sheet but put it all in my name and said they would let my wife off, why i dont know. The whole ordeal went on for about 2 hours, the whole time the coach waited for us, surprisingly the rest of the passengers where pretty pissed of with us.

Was smoking some oil stuff with gapie n few others was wasted but left early enuf to sort head out ish i finished off yhe last bit of diesel from ghs and packed my bag 5g S5 Haze 5 g Mango haze 3.5g OG#18 5g nevs haze some LA con and few other bits n bobs i hadnt managed to smoke.

I was flying KLM so was new where to go security n stuff anyway i was still wasted and had passed thru the passport bit n expecting the customs but but that was right by where you board, I walked over and stood in the scanner the guy told me to rais arms I did n managed to elbow him in head lol anyways i stood where he told me to n waited to see results....


Yeah it kinds detected em but i looked suprised emptied my pockets out he then patted me down and let me go with over half oz down my pants. I sat down relieved and looked back only to see the normal metal detector bit next to it which every1 else was using LOL

Back in the days you could smoke on trains I naively finished a joint off in a carriage in a train in Amsterdam going to Germany. Two German customs men came in and turned me over. I had about a gram and reached over to give it to him so not to prolong the search as I wasn't hiding it.

One of the officers shouted something to the other in German as I put my arm out and he strangled and restrained me in a neck lock with me holding a small piece of hash.

As they left the carriage with all my clothes scattered around the floor they said (cue the Herr Flick accent): "next time you bring shit to Germany- 600 Marks!"

xXEXCALABERXx wrote:
I was flying KLM so was new where to go security n stuff anyway i was still wasted and had passed thru the passport bit n expecting the customs but but that was right by where you board, I walked over and stood in the scanner the guy told me to rais arms I did n managed to elbow him in head lol anyways i stood where he told me to n waited to see results....


Yeah it kinds detected em but i looked suprised emptied my pockets out he then patted me down and let me go with over half oz down my pants. I sat down relieved and looked back only to see the normal metal detector bit next to it which every1 else was using LOL

I did exactly the same thing a couple of months ago. When i realized my mistake I remembered that this was the first time i didn't bring any back with me so burst out laughing while stood in the scanner with my arms in the air. I think the officers found this a bit odd, figured i was high so gave me a very extensive rub down.

i accidently brought weed back from praha last year- only found it in my bag when i got home. i have little confidence in security at airports, i once had a knife in my carry on bag (again an accident) from edinburgh to gatwick to miami to cancun to miami then on to orlando (thats five flights!) and security said nothing to me. god knows what you could get on a plane if you were determined and went to effort to hide it. pretty much anything me thinks.

Beware!! There are people watching everywhere in the airport, and sometimes Immigrations and/or Customs meet flights at the gate.
That said I think they're mainly looking for the bigger fish rather than someone coming back from Amsterdam with a little personal stash.
(I work for an airline)

i had a few grams of hash in my pants and was standing in the que with my woman to go through customs for boarding, its was quite busy so they decided to open another lane so we both quickly joined the new queue, then OMG i spot someone stepping into this device and being scanned, oh no fek me wtf lol

luckily i was able to kind of slither back across to the other que without looking to dodgy phew

so if u got any in your pants watch out, not sure if they'd see it on the body scanner thing lol

i got caught by french customs coming back from amsterdam on the coach....well it wasnt the customs officer it was the dog that got me.....thay terrorised me for half an hour then let me go......the dog homed in on my little decoy bag of resin bits in the little lighter pocket in the front of most jeans......the handler was so pleased with the dog he marched the dog away not realising i had an ounce down my undies and an ounce in my case........thay gave me a slapped wrist and told me how stupid i was....BUT the real fools are the french customs as i got through with the two ounces.......now i travel from the northeast by boat and to date ive made over 27 trips to the dam by ferry and never seen a customs dog ever or anyone getting serched either!!!!

Has anyone ever been stopped and searched coming from the Rotterdam ferry in Hull?

Last time I took the ferry in 2005 we drove through with so much as a passprt check.

Anyone know if the boys in blue have got more active in Hull Ferry Port?

when I was at sixth form my mate won an Amsterdam party cruise From Newcastle for him and three mates, it was utter gash. The boat was chock full of old folk and our 'deluxe' room was a tiny shit hole in the bowls of the ship. One of the lads who came a long was a dealer and brought an ounce of excellent ganja with him which we proceeded to smoke in our cabin for the duration of the trip fuck knows how we didn't get busted as we had almost finished the oz by the time we reached Holland and the whole level of the ship wreaked of ganja. On the way back I had a terrifying mushroom trip where I contemplated launching my self off the boat and fell through a whole display in the duty free shop, we even broke into the empty cinema and sparked up some NL Skuff from the now long gone 666 in the RLD. We left the boat barely able to move, filthy and stinking of herb and singing Jefferson Starship we built this city on rock and roll at the top of our voices as we made our way past customs. I was stopped and asked if I had any cigarettes in my bag, I replied no but i did have a few asylum seekers up my bum hole, he laughed and waved us through. Together we must of had about 4oz between us all of it in our pockets.
I think the moral of bringing stuff back is that they are trained to profile people but more importantly look at your body language. As we were all on a combo of Tubourg larger, weed, MDMA and mushrooms we were as carefree as toddles, not bricking it like we each had an ounce in our pockets.

I used to fly back from Amsterdam to Birmingham airport quite often and never liked to carry stuff home when there were much easier ways of sending things across the boarders. But one time I had so much ice hash left on my last day I broke my own rule and stuffed 4 or 5g's into my condom pocket of my jeans and stuffed them in my hand luggage. I had my story all worked out if I was caught, it was an accident blah blah blah.

Getting through Schiphol was easy but as we were getting off the plane in Birmingham they had 2 coppers and a dog waiting for us, just as we exited the plane...

We were told to get into single file and walk past the dog.

GULP!

I was having a mini panic, losing my job/vocation was top of my mind...

We were quite bunched up at the time and there were a few 'likely looking lads' in front of me (I was travelling alone) and they seemed to take up the officers attention as they passed by... As I passed the dog, it sat down, but the coppers were still looking at the lads infront. By the time they noticed the dog had sat, I had passed and they collared the poor guy behind me and took him to one side.

Talk about skin of my teeth...

A pal of mine did get caught once at Manchester customs (nearly 10 years ago). He was given an official customs record, but not a criminal one. No police were ever called. He has however had LOTS of hassle traveling through UK airports since!

BlueStarHaze wrote:Has anyone ever been stopped and searched coming from the Rotterdam ferry in Hull?

Last time I took the ferry in 2005 we drove through with so much as a passprt check.

Anyone know if the boys in blue have got more active in Hull Ferry Port?

I was stopped an searched at the Europort ferry terminal a few years back, The dog was waiting at the end of the boarding ramp. I had a couple of grams of something in my grinder in the rucksack pocket. Was the first trip with the now wife... oops. I was given some sort or ticket to sign. The officer scrapped the green out of the grinder and gave me it back. The grinder... not the weed Told me not to do it again ... I have heeded his advice ... Never since then have I tried.

There seemed to be quite a few more people on duty when we docked in Hull a few weeks ago.

Got stopped again by customs last night! but i never carry anything back,So no worries i was away!

Kingdoc wrote:Got stopped again by customs last night! but i never carry anything back,So no worries i was away!

Should have come back on Sunday night, there was nae cunt there