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[lil gnu]

We are a 2 person wolf-pack on the hunt for the cheese. In case you all don't know the Englander's grow the best chesney, so we know what we are talking about, & we are @ connoisseur status, just so as you all know.

From Schipol to our fave lil' cwoffee shop took us 1/2 an hour, we had decided to adopt the dutch ninja samurai styleee & be uber low profile & by 2.30 we had reached the status of totes blended.

The cwoffee shop I don't really want to mention. Only cos it is one of our top fave's & we don't want it packed out, is, step-up Anyday. We love this place, the staff are friendly & helpful & it's mainly for the dutch regulars who watch the TV & be very dutch, but we love it here, the deals and the green is uber top banana.
After sticking our noses in we opted for the sharkzilla & our mate their said he was smoking that as well.
we got sharked ASAP,

then it was to barneys @the last 2 seats ( we are ninja samurai wolves you know) & the uber hottie saying to me, i'll bring them drinks right over miss, oh you can bring it@anytime mr hotness. then our noses actioned the Vanilla Kush omg even on the smell alone, it proper hit you, right there in the smoking spot. yummy x2. top green &deal & dutch male hottie.
Then it was to 420, we got the NY Diesel aka totes top banana smoke & deal , also the cakes there were uber tops as well, & the fella said their is 3/4gr in each cake. I had the peanut thing & my friend Craig had the choccy. trez tasty.

Back to Anyday for the champagne Haze & twiggage was removed cos as I said we is @well in status.
then to De Kroon for the either White shark or the Martian mean green, both was TB, & the most handsome hot bud-tender Yummy (dutch men are @uber hot status) Never mind you fella's having like a million geerls to look@.)

On the cake count Betty Boops did a nice choccy as did Bulldog on Spuistraat, they did a nice muffin.
But there was only 1 cake I wanted & that was James's cake @Basjoes.
So we arrived approx 10.30pm, only to be met with the typical teenage attitude aka Surly Stroppy& Sulky, Step-up James's nephew I presume.
Oh he made us wait & wait & wait & then wait some more, only we was pyaaa damaged we didn't care & we could have Happily waited all day, haha, anyhow he eventually looked @us, then we ordered 2 hot drinks & asked to look @the menu, by this time S.S.S was @furious status cos he had to move his finger up&down the menu board AAAHHH he got all tired.
I think it was my amazement @ 1 the way he threw it @us & 2 the absolute shitness of the deal I was going on &on & Craig said please don't say anything. But we are scousers & when it's time to bring it, I'm going to bring it @ FACE-OFF styleee, so, I said to S.S.S the state of that, what, he said, I said again, the state of that, it's the most minutest deal i've ever seen in my life, S,S,S, said you don't have to have it, well it was bagged-up & we had our hot drinks innit. so HE weighed it (SO WHAT) it was a shit deal & there is no getting away from that .(S,S,S he did have lovely skin though & a pleasant face,)
By this time the whole shop had gone quiet & for sure Luvtick & the entourage were there all listening intently, That's right you guy's if us scousers have got something to say. We bring it & we don't need to be sitting in front of a computer. far far far away to say what we have to say ok.
Then we sat down & had a proper laugh over the shit deal, right there in front of everybody ahahahhahahahhahahhahaha
Cos that how we get down with the get down.
Anyway we was determined to get the @cake & if S.S.S was in the next night, then we was going to walk out. just to let him know, that is correct. we don't like you either,
Only thank god james was in, we asked for the cake only their wasn't any left, so we ordered 2 drinks cos we certainly wasn't going to risk getting a shit deal again, & before we left, I asked James, would he put 2 pieces of cake away for tomorrow night, @1st he said their would be none left, so I said to Craig, did'nt you say it was really nice last year & then I pointed to the ceiling in the back & James said straight away in his boss rasta voice AYE IRE you can come back tomorrow for the cake .THANKS James cos you is the MAN.
You all know who was there when we went the next night. oh you better believe it was S.S.S only he was trez kool & when I said that James has put some cake away for us, He went in the back like forever. & then out came the goodies, & he didn't even throw them @us & of course being pyaaa trend setters, when we got the cake AKA Coma Cake the other peeps wanted cake action as well. & I don't blame them.
We have had a totes amaze time & experienced real dutch friendliness & hospitality I think that's cos there was only 2 of us. we heart @dam xxx

[spidergawd]

Nice one mate, good tale, I hope you get into a few threads you got writing stylee.

[hulldj]

Nice little tr there gnu.

your name reminded me of this



Looking forward to some more

[papashango]

Pitman is a novelty northen hip hop act , when people were still selling vinyl in shops and that , you know , back 'in day , he released a verey popular 7 inch of witness (the pitness)...a mashup of the excellent roots manuva's witness the fitness which i am certain we all know!

[papashango]

Pitman is a novelty northen hip hop act , when people were still selling vinyl in shops and that , you know , back 'in day , he released a verey popular 7 inch of witness (the pitness)...a mashup of the excellent roots manuva's witness the fitness which i am certain we all know!

I know this because i own 4 copies but am now all digital so decks don't often get a dust down