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day 0 leave home decide fuck the bus Lesson 1 < ill get back to that ) walking and i see a shoe store saying to myself be good to have new shoes Lesson 2 < ill get back to back later) walking the 10.something km to airport on a nice sunny day singing On the road again < what a perfect song it like imprinted in my head since i was a kid my dad would start singing it and ...and became ritual since then each time leaving for vacation...get to the local airport check in all is good..see the big motherfuck from air-france a3??? just parking becide my small aircraft ...all is good get to aircraft...

BANG

Day 1 Part un ...get to schihole airport...get in line for customs...when in turn come go up to the border patrol guy he asks some stupid little questions...then ask about Marijuana i kinna frozed wasnt ready to reply to that type of question he never asked where i was going why i was here...was the question... sir you here for smoky the marijuana? coffeshops? at 7am i was 1/2 sleeping walking metally not into being asked question..so i replied No im here for the beer whit by smille in my face and also say i here to see how you dutch ppl party for your Queen and got into saying poor prince hope he gets better blah blah blah..he looked at me and said have nice trip now im thinking FREEEDOM HERE I COME...EINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! some big fat lady after getting my bag at the door where you declaire stufff asked to open my bags ask whats this whats that why you here where you staying (all theses stupid question again) then she finds my papers and grinder im thinking this going down very fast...im thinknig shes gonna turn me around....well no! after the grinder finding and papers she said have a nice day and let me pack back up and leave man i was about to pass out my head was spinning vertigo about to happen ...so first thing need a smoke to calm down ...puff puff puff...hit the train to central...im now in central a very happy men its 845-9am go looking out for voyagers closed walking down the streets by time i got near RDL im like fuck this im stopping at Greenhouse Closed guy said 15 more minutes..im like fuck this in 15minute i wanna be smoking a joint b4 hitting my hotel...everything was closed Bajoes get to Barneys lounge CLOSED ..im like not fucking way..so my hotel was minute or two from dolphin was thinknig of it but after coming out from hostel i decide to go for Barneys 3 gram of the Tangerine dream i love this weed and its taste but high? none or maybe just me being over tired got out of barney all vertigo...was fun looking at the canals in vertigo Ah and zig zagging down the street and zig zagging tru out the city...Dampkring I 2 gram ofHabibi didnt stay wanted to get to betty boop befor all that caramello was sold out got 2 grams nice tasting hash but it cut a lot the smoke was totally black the ashes also and didnt get me high!!

Day 1 part 2 walked over to Dampkring II got a coffee sat dwon rolled a bunch of joints..for me Road trip... got some food at AH beside Lost in amsterdam..and i my way to train station to get to Utrecht too see them famous canals yeah whatever!! all iv got to say about that place is FUCKING shopping Mall is in the way!! nice little city liked the UFO the canal was cool to walk on down below...took picture of everything...(they may look poor cuz i suck at taking pictures) <<<the picture have to wait since by cam got fucked up on the trip (ill tell more when it happen) got back to amsterdam around 12..went to bed..woke up at 3 went out smoked a tulip of the Voyagers Purple Strawberry bliss taste was out of this world the tulip was 1.4 of the PSB the tip part and joint was Tangerine dream well was a shame i didnt get High not even tingel or head rush...i was so mad that i found a park bench to roll an other fat joint just to get me high!!if you ask you Voyagers Herbs are over reated like most other shop now days!!

Day 2 plan was to hit the tulip garden...WAKE AND BAKE..at Barneys got 3 g of Pineapple chunks since the guy whit no hair told me was best stuff...rolled most of it whit few other joints and...on my way i when (oh ya in rain) took train to Leidento find out once i got to Garden/bus pass i could of saved about 20euro by taking the bus from Leidseplein ..got to garden was rainning like you wouldnt imagine...cut the day trip at the garden to a 3hours in tulips...very nice place!!too bad for the weater...so i got back to amsterdam around 6pm since was raining didnt do a tours of leiden my feet were hurting from havuing new f..ing shoes and all wet also ;( so back to hotel got changed shower....then i decide to lay down abit next thing i know its like 3am so got up smoked a few joints walked down to Burger bar on Amstel (or near it) got a 12euro+ 95 cent cheese ...Best burger iv even eaten

Adamster wrote: my feet were hurting from havuing new f..ing shoes

new shoes and Amsterdam just don't mix. Luckily I learnt this from others mistakes

nice read Adamster, waiting for the rest

Entertaining stream of consciousness style. Thanks for posting!

Thank guys!!
iv been sick last few days ...my head spinning too much lungs hurting...meaning this is now TBC once i fell better and find away to get picture from my broken cam out of the memory card ...<< waiting on friend to come by whit hes cam so i can witch everything to my HD

Peace!

thanks for the report adamster!

Im uploading a Queensday video i made ...
it about 16minute long
nothing special!!

day 3 wake and bake at barneys whit g13haze was the best looking bud they had that day..3gram...then on to the ferry to ijmuiden nice ferry ride...got off the ferry..and said to myself Fuck the bus this was at 10am im walking to the beach....NOTE ...DO NOT WALK! by noon i was lost in ijmuiden couldnt see any water...just...Duines im like OKAY!! lets start walking whit in the duines... NOTE DO NOT WALK INTO SOMETHING WHIT NO SIGNS OR DIRECTIONS... 3pm TOTALLY LOST IN DUINES im freaking out going up down duines CANNOT see ANY TRAILS PEEPS <<<YES I WAS OFF TRAIL!!! MAN THEM DUINES ARE BIG!! at this point i stopped smoked a few joints saying to myself...iv got to get out of here b4 i get hurt badly or get more lost where they wont find me....i get to a top of a giant duines look around (took paranomic picture) and i saw LIFE i started running in he direction...was and old men on a trail...asked him if this trail would bring me to the sea! he replied in dutch

Forgot to say the original plan was.... Take ferry to ijmuiden get to the beach and walk all the way to zanvoort..back to....

started walkiong the direction he came from...maybe 30minute later..i see the trail going up up all the way to the sky...Eumm eumm can this be? start walking up up away i went...Oh yeah toke my grape out and started freaking out...giving the fruit of god too the way to the beach (was gone mad) and also kissing the beach acting like a nutcase...But i was there .... where i wanted to be on the beach


News flash let Amsterdam was rainning and tempature was 70% chance of rain in the region...at this point...no rain....

On the beach its like 4-5pm i see clouds coming my way...and sand is blowing my way...whit in 5 minutes on the beach i was all wet from the rain and full of sand even in zipped up pockets < this is where my fuji cam got all wet even if its was in a zip lock bag somehow the rain got to in BRAND F>>ING NEW CAM FINISH!! NO GOOD ANYMORE!!so i got off the beach freaking out screaming in the duines stuff like you fucking irish piece of shit..we conquer ya 100s year ago ERRR! Next trail back to the beach i was back on in didnt give a fuck if wind was 200km/p/h < forgot that back b4!! raining..sand blowing...i was gonna conquor this fucking beach from one end to zanvoort!!

So yeah i did get to zanvoort...around 7pm fucking long day of hell but we learn from mistakes so still enjoyed getting lost then getting wet and freezing ...so the plan from here was to stop at la paz < i fucking found it after 3 trips to zanvoort and was gonna stop at yanks but didnt took train goin back to amsterdam...then in train i remember someone telling me i could get off the train and back on so Harleem here i come ..get to Harllem take out my map start looking for Birdy coffeshop kinna got confused ..but found it i didnt stay since everyone was watching the footy game got 3 bag of the Jelly = 25euro <id like to say Thank you 2 the person whom told me about this place< you know who you are then i was on my way back to hotel to pack up for the next day <Moving day did that took a baby sleep woke up around 12 went down to dolphins got 2 grams of the WW/White dolphin tea and smoked a few joints b4 hitting my new FAV spot the burger bar on Amstel (or near it)

That was my 3erd day and it kinna killed my buzz of being on vacation...vacation aint about what happen that day...i didnt a lot of thinking that day being lost and all... iv decided to go get lost in India next


So yeah about the picture im still waitting on friend whit cam to come by so i can upload them...also got few videos from my ipod that didnt get any water damage

day 4 too come whit time

very entertaining trip report. I never seen someone have so many problems on one trip, lol, but it makes for fun reading. Did you get to meet any ACD peeps?

cattales1960 wrote:very entertaining trip report. I never seen someone have so many problems on one trip, lol, but it makes for fun reading. Did you get to meet any ACD peeps?

i was thinking the same how can this all be happening thinking maybe my trip wasnt to be..should of stayed home or went somewhere else ... made me think also that next trip will be on the beach no walking bike traveling..smoke on the beach whit drink in hand and in Jamaica ACD maybe ...i dont know ...i dont ask the question to ppl

New Video on youtube NOTHING special once again
my little day trip to Keukenhof !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y7krvHe ... e=youtu.be

man, LOL on your writing style. the beach adventure sounds truly like wow very stoned.

the Dutch beach is a most for me

Little video of the beach

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trYhLW2Z ... e=youtu.be

Gonna finish this report...

Day 4 spent most of the day around museumplein and the park
went to Noon 2 time first time they didnt have any BB so guy told m to come back
later on around 6-7pm ...around that time in the park police were tell us (everyone) too leave the park ..so they can can start getting ready for the children next (Queens day)
some around 7-8pm got my BB total damage 23euros was nice and good tasting unlike some ppl would say wasnt stale nor old < you can tell by when snapping the bud in 1/2 just by the sound and smell i does or give (young ppl think they know everything)...whatev...
by 9pm was hanging out by remembranceplein where a party (one of many) was starting....a lot of young ppl not of age were getting drunk was funny looking at first timers (15-16years old or maybe even 14) whitout parents around...remind of me when i was that age (lol) but surely not in Amsterdam Whatev...by 4am i was getting back hotel packing up for the great move once again

Day 5 QUEENDAYS get up start talking whit others in room whom were also leaving and they desided to light up a big monther Fucker < i a none smoking hotel room and clearly said smoking=500euro fine and the boot..i took few tooks LOL a few then said cya on my way down the hotel securety were coming for them (LOL) < dont know what happend but i guess they either got screamed at or got a fine (sad to say this but once again they were BRITS) and if im not wrong in some hotel they ask them to leave pass ports at the desk ...
i get at the looby and Holy 1/2 the fucking ppl were leaving also took 2hours in line so i cant give the key and get my 5euros for it ...on my way to the new hotel stop at Green house get two gs of Exodus cheese at 13.50a gram ...Smoked a joint whit coffe straart and RDL was starting to get packed of party finished what i was doin fast the ran to the hotel to get ready to PARTY ..and i did ...it i couldnt remember much but one thing at around 2am i realized i was whit 2 moracan street dealers getting drunk in on the side of a canal and more ppl showed up and police showed everyone rans but me ...long story short told the police didnt know who these ppl were i was just sitting here and they showed up and more showed .... so since i only add one beer on me (left) i was told after showing ID to get back to my hotel where they fallowed me (about 500meters)

day 6 wake up hung over ..need more cheese so i ran to GH men i loved this strain very Ark..tast but high was WOW very heavy...but that what i like...after that took the train to some little town where i just walked around..till i sayed fuck thing im going to Zanvoort...got to Zee aaa ...couldnt remember where DIRKS was to get more BEER for my beach drinking whit the marijuana ..got on the beach around 5pm left around 2am took taxi back to Amsterdam < it what happens went you have no time on you...

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