i come out by baneys farm, not far for tapas sangria for the Best Pizza you can get.
theyve turned it into a shity kebab place, im not drunk so no thank you. im fine going solo but got alittle bored this afternoon, so head back to hotel to grab laptop i promised some live reports
VOYAGERS..
Wild Lemon Haze.. its nice, smells like lemon,medium high..
Andy is now back (fantastic service)thin i pop out the walkerswood jerk seasoning. i should of took a picture, not only did he have a giddy smile he sorta glowed, the walkerswood jerk seasoning call wemt out to all his mate in the shop, they all crowd round the bottle throwing ideas of what and where to eat it (shame i only brought 1)..
give an absolutely crap live report..
so about time i said hi..
Hi..
in voyagers now smoking motivation from club media.. so what have i missed. i planned on putting bits of all the smokes i brought in a j for prize thing but it got too big.
cisco ill leave a bong for you at utopia with nel.there be a little treat only little but a treat.. got about an oz of joints for opening party and a bag for vaping. ppp paradox buba kush love the honey haze not mega strong but yummy inhalle and exhale.. laters
ok just read that
honey haze utopia yum but not mega strong bubba kush pretty strong very deep a great buy grey area closed today
but odds on there always closed on sunday i dunno?
burger bar on wormeostaat just bloody outstanding going there after here for dinner its pretty big massive compared to other on near 420.. ok off getting stoned byee
must admit the burger bar on wormoestraat is fantastic best burger yet, great staff, modern shop and the onions on the burger were so nice and the biggest portion of onoins on a burger Ever (i love onions)..
so finish my shitty live report have dinner and again ive been taking joints from the nes pile. so reroll.end up with about 20 joints lemmings joint and prize joint (that took awile to do when you keep bonging jelly). leave room after only htting head about 10 times (which is good) about 6ish ready for nes, but first pop into.
UTOPIA..
Edelweiss.. looks so stunning (dont remember much too many jelly bongs)
im a right picky f_cker when it comes to coffeeshops, a coffee and a joint later my foot starts to tap away which normally means its time to move on say 1 hour at the most, and then i rarely go back to the same places over again (i have too many coffeeshops i like). so after walking in Utopia and being there about 7 times and staying there for over 7 hours my brain should be saying get out, but its quiet not even a whisper (i can think alot when stoned) and also when you get to know in Amsterdam im gonna be manic, a zombie, just plain gone or just a bit wierd im always at one end or the other + if i got a little bag full of pure jionts as well Just RUN!! most ive met from t&t's never seem to come back on acd. so with that in mind the picture that comes to mind is when your down the RLD and see a really drunk bloke wanting some action and the prostitutes are struggling with their lives to keep the door closed (ive seen it so many times) so this is what i can magine nel or ingi doing when they see me stumbling down the road, but instead im greeted with big smiles and they even remember my name every time i come in.. (sorry for that hope it makes sense just had alot of bongs). so as i walk in nel says hi and i notice him filling the coffee machine i explain im working my way down the bud selection, get my gram of edelweiss and he gives me another free coffee (honestly had over 25 euros in free coffee, didnt expect it always offered to pay, but they wouldnt hear of it) so go to sit at counter and chat with nel and there are no stalls and next second nel brings me hes stall to sit on and tells me ive just missed a massive joint with doads in it with and full melt round the outside
im not to bothered ive got a bag of pure joints and show him my trip report prize. much better than joint above.
OFFTOPIC 2 things with me and joints, 1 i dont like massive long roaches and 2 they gotta be chunky.. if i won the trip report prize joint i would most probably say Oh Sh_t thats F_cking Chuncky..
pull 2 joints out of bags give one to nel and start the other, we talk about the full melts they have, the casey jones 73 micronand the super silver haze 73 micron they do look Great. ive just experimented myself with full melts, doubt i got it right the firs time the 73 micron LSD was very orange
but it does get me off my rocker, but to be honest i would prefer all the bud back
at 7:30 i mention the ACD Opening Party at Nes, nels popping down after closing. i explain my disaster trip last year.
https://www.coffeeshopdirect.com/forum/viewt ... 10&t=17413
my doctor said i had a trapped nerve 4-6 weeks, i actually had spine damage which made walking about and standing a nightmare.
i want to get a seat this time so instead of 420 party which was soo packed the opening party isnt. so arrive at about 7:40. Nes is pretty packed and a quick look about shows no acd to get a drink and sit down near the pool table, after dave takes hes shot he sits down and says Hello, bit early aint you? ive made the mistake of thinking anyones gonna turn up early, theres also dinner at hestias ive not checked acd forum so didnt know. so it becomes obvious im gonna be sitting all on my own for well over an hour. that would annoy some people, but i really like nes great locals great atmosphere and a great host + not to forget ive got a bag of pure joints and im already off my face.with about 40 mins till 9pm i spot the big table is empty so i stumble zig zag my way over. its a bloody big table ideal for ACD but im only 1 person in the end a couple sit Mrs Stranger. seemed nice, didnt really smoke panic alot when i told her joint was pure.Mr Stranger. i would say the exact opposite loved his hashes and iso loved the birdys jelly hash, and that was it best mates for half hour and just ignored Mrs stranger.its turned 9pm so keep an eye at the door after smoking some nearly pure hash 1 skin joints me and new best mate for half hour are simply mullered and in walks Mr&Mrs Lemming. dave says hi and brings em to table. really stoned i say Hello and rambled some shit at them (sorry for that) might of been the excitment after waiting nearly 90 mins. i remember to introduce chuncky to lemming. (wasnt meant to be a killer more a great taster) and it was. best mate for half hour comes over and it been longer than half hour now, getting a bit bored hes still on about bloody hash, in walk Hestia, trad,bigguy & son, keychains, gapie, err were there more?
Mr.Stranger is still in best buddy mode so get a drink and sit next to trad?
right im a right druggy, i can be abit over the top and try to pass you a million joints bongs vaps. but with acd i not here to F_ck stuff up, just play with it abit.. i had a vapo party on my birthday once here brought about 20 joints dave made a hindu kush ice hash cake it just turned into a mess for me, and we didnt use the VAPE once
. so been saving little bits which ended up about 10ish grams just for vaporizers, got all the joints and the Party is in swing we are all smoking away, passing chuncky back and forth with lemming, dave passes me a casey jones iso joint (that really did hit hard) give to lemming at Trad brings out awards. First to Gapie for being himself and the ACD Ambassador well deserved. ive always seen stan stoned that how i know him but i think he was really touched. then the award for best host.. he is in a league of 1, there is no other, the one the only DC im sure there were pictures of both and a picture of all of us together (who took the pictures? where are they posted?). then islandgirl & philly rich were there i only managed a beif hello there was alot of stoned people crammed in philly passed me a bho joint i remember that, this was when i thought we are not smoking enough. WE ARE ACD!! i cant remember if i went up to counter or trad, if i did i said just keep chucking them at us no matter what. so for the next hour and a bit they keeped chucking them at us every time we finished one 3.5 ft bag another would turn back up within a blink of an eye, it got a bit mad everywhere you looked everywhere you went were vaporizer bags (loved it). also without pushing it on someone i can still pick on individuals, just release a joint one way then time when you release the joint the other way and i had loads of joints on top of all the other joints going about. so we all got extremely stoned, really good fun if theres a 420-2013 ill be there.it hits 12:30 and ive got to go, im off tomorrow and rooms a dump gotta pack my shit up. say my goodbyes and bigguy sorts out a t&t at utopia for 2pm tomorrow i go to walk to hotel and bump into nel from utopia and i stagger off zig zagging up the road (when i say stagger zig zagging up the road some might get the impression im stoned, but there wrong im on the verge of passing out out due to smoking WAY TO MUCH.. i eventually get back to my room its in a bad way needs a good tidy, by about 2 im done and its me time again and not hit my head once tonight
Wooden beams 386 Stuart 0.
also i popped down to to
BETTY BOOP..
NYC Diesel 1 gram smells lovely, in a joint not bad, but tastes bad in a bong
late night munch jelly beans with some jelly and a bong and a zeeuwse bolus
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