Massive thanks to all I went , met & toked with , ahd a fucking blast
Amsterdam 09-13/04/12
Had a great time , got proper messed up
massive thanks to Professor X (it's another granny 
)& my mate T for making the 1st 2 1/2 days a right stoned laugh & the following for helping me continue getting wrecked for the remaining 2 1/2 days The Canadian Smoking Team
Trad
fucking love you Trad just thankyou mate next year bud Big guy , oh Danny boy the pipes the pipes are calling
great to see you again mate Son of Big guy (wasn't sure if you'd want your name on here) , the boy can smoke
Chains , hope you've charged that bloody phone by now
stress levels aside that is the way to hit Dam on your 1st day/night Gapie , still a star mate
rolled a joint with no gum/sticky strips & it burned perfectly , outfuckingstading DC , legend , takes great pleasure in getting me wrecked to the point of no leg usage or just ending up totally lost
that Amnesia obliterated me mate FBN , great to see you again mate , Jelly mmmmmmmmmmmmm i've got the Best Friends II menu for you , if I don't remember to send it to you just lift it from here
Hestia , lovely to see & smoke with you again , thankyou so much for the t-shirt it's the fav thing I brought back this trip x
Ryansteensel(sp) great to meet you , Media Afghan was a great shout , nice smoke that
DRA + your swiss friend , forgot his name , apologies , nice to meet you , cheers for making that walk down to Best Friends II with me , never did get anymore of that dust .
Marco , nice to meet you again , i'll give you a shout next trip
Stu1976 , nice to see you again , how was the room ? lol , fucking stairs
I hit my head loads of times on that fucking beam .Voyagers - all of you , great times as always , still 1 of the most welcoming CS's & a stellar menu
Utopia - what an improvement
great to meet you all , excellent menu , that bubba was nice ,brought more of that than any other strain 20 odd g's over the week;-) look forward to seeing you next trip Betty Boop , sack the new young dark haired bt , he's a total spunkbubble , what a tool , it's been quite a while since i've seen a 20 something have a tantrum & bang chairs around because we dared to ask for another round of drinks without all 7/8 of us again buying more weed aswell , we'd only been there around 30 mins if that .
Anyone I forgot , apologies , but I was fucking mangled for the week
Monday 09/04/12,
Quick trip to the airport & other than Easyjet making the last 15 odd people check there handluggage into the hold (for free) an uneventful flight
which I slept through. We were outside Voyagers for 09:00 ish but they were not open yet so onto HSB@M , grabbed some SSH which was ok & some Nepal Polm , which was just as nice as last year
Had our 1st smokes & chilled a while then headed over to the Old Quater to drop our bags .
Bags stowed , off to Betty Boop .
Nice surprise to find the bt from last year who left is doing a few weeks work there before he moves to England , Bournemouth in fact .
Grab their NYCD , it was very nice & had a very strong fuely taste the only effect missing was the lip numbness I usually get smoking Diesel strains .Also got the Caramello which was a fairly strong head buzz
.Leaving Bettys we made a quick stop back at the hotel so T could grab his passport , grabbed a glass pipe in preparation for our nextstop , Anyday
I got Reserva X , Rootang ( holy shit , almost dribbled over it
) & Basque Country , all lovely lovely smokes , pipe , verdamper & joints abused & an hour or so later we are all stupily stoned Head out , cross over to Prisengracht & down pass the Pancake Bakery , where we decide , we'd rather just keep smoking so on to Paradox
In & grab a table , get E5 of the PPP & KD & E12 of the Finger Hash (should have got more) some cakes
a toastie, coffee & 2 of quite possibly the nicest chocolate chip / nut cookies .Roll & smoke both the PPP, nice enough taste but weak & KD nice all over monging like last year , get some more before we move off , head back to the Old Quarter to check-in properly , get a few prezzies for wifey & our kids on the way .
Take the scenic route back cutting along the canals , smoking fuck knows what , get back to the hotel around 16:00 & Professor X is FUCKED
can barely keep his eyes open , my sister wouldn't be impressed but , job done Check into our rooms , they have a twin downstairs at the back , lovely view across to Damrak , I have a fucking moutaineering mission ahead of me , room H9 on the other side of the road up 4 flights of fucking stairs , which I quickly learnt to take slow & steady
I meet T at HSB , Professor X has crashed , quick smoke in HSB then head over to Green Place , in&out grabbing the White OG , head straight up to Voyagers.
I get the PSB , G-13 & OG19 , T gets the cheese "bloody lovely mate".
All great smokes although PSB needed a slightly better flush ( picky fucker ft
) , stand out was the OG 19 , which should be renamed OG I smoked this 30 mins ago & now I can't remember why i'm here or how I got here it's fucking lovely .Chill & smoke until 18:30 or so then ring Proff , no answer , head back to hotel to check on him, he wants more sleep
Me & T get some Wok to Go & hit 420 to eat & smoke , grab some of there Blueberry , which at the time I thought was crap but after the little bit I had last night
did me in I think it was more to do with how much i'd had up to trying it We then pass by El Guapo , a mini MY , heavy not to friendly atmos imo , grabbed a g of Blueberry & headed over to Utopia .
Utopia is very cool , lovely place to chill out , good menu , Bubba was excellent
Meet & have a quick chat with Nel, alright mate
Chill out amoking for an hour or so , phone rings , Professor X is up & on his way
Once he arrive we head over to Siberie , grab the Fantasia , & head straight out & up to Dampkring .
Get the Riffman Sunrise & settle infront of the tv screens with a hot chocolate & a smoke , lovely
Leave Dampkring & head back to Centrum , T goes back to the hotel to crash & Proff X & I go over to Solo .
Get the Twizzla smells lovely & Afghan/Mazar I shariff (sp) extremely soft , very tasty smoke .
Also get some of 1 of the outdoor strains , wasn't the Viking but the other 1 , can't remember the name (that whole mangled thing again
) but for E6 outdoor this stuff was outstanding , lovely fresh taste & high Stayed at Solo smoking until it shut , 00:00 I think , then went for a smoking walk
back to Wok to Go for more food , little walk about more smoking then back to hotel to crash Tuesday 10/04/12
Wake to my phone at 08:00 up bang my head on that fucking beam , swear , roll & am downstairs ready for 08:30 , Proff X is heading to the Keukenhoff(sp) Gardens & me & T are going for Barneys breakfast .
Yes it's overpriced for what you get but fuck it , never done it before & it's brekkie with a spliff , lovely
Take our time eating then smoking Buy & fly from Greenhouse , Mexican Sativa Hash , looks smells great
Quick stop at the hotel & then straight into HSB for a smoke & coffee , sitting there chatting & this comes on full blast " Nellie the Elephant "& I very nearly burst into tears silly sod ft
*** my nan has full alzhiemer's & is in a care home with 24hr care , I love my nan very much & had visited her on the sat(7th) before this trip , she LOVED elephants & this was 1 of her favourite songs
***Pulling myself together we head over to Blues Brothers to check out the Sticky Fingers someone on here wrote about , ** I forget who you are , let me know , great shout , fucking lovely smoke
also got some of the Mexican Haze which was a bloody nice smoke aswell .Chilled out downstairs in Blues Brothers for quite a while before walking about looking for toys/sweets for T's kids .
Get up to Voyagers for 14:00 ish , grab more OG that's me fucked up & PSB & settle in to wait for Proff X to return & for the 15:00 T&T with Trad & Chains
Can't remember who else was there but Proff arrives just before Trad & Chains , hellos sorted & trad looks a bit stressed , they can't stay as Chains has forgotten her passport
they head off to get it & we head down to De Klos for dinner De Klos Ribs , fucking yummy yummy
if you've been you'll know , if you like ribs & haven't wtf Bellys full , we head in & out of Happy Feelings & on to Best Friends II , nice little basement shop , used to be Extreme , buzzed in smoking room @ the back , menu was stuck to the counter but the friendly bt gave me a spare copy to use to get a better shot
I got the THC tube , yes fucking please , I got online to put a thread up about it I liked it so much
supercharged anything I smoked it with up became sky high down became melted through the floor went back again that night then every day , twice on thursday;-) to get some more but no luck , thursday night the bt even made a show of phoning the supplier to find out when it would be in pissed I didn't get anymore , def gets a big thumbs up from me .Head back up to Utopia , get more Bubba & smoke Voyagers G-13 with the THC dust fucking floors me
chill a while then head over the road to checkout HGF's cheese psycosis .HHHHMMMMMMM never laughed in a bt's face before but while I wasn't expecting real psycosis this shit wasn't even cheese , it smelt like a very weak Amnesia , we turned & walked.
T's back was killing him by now so he went for a rest while the Proff & me went over to Paradox with no idea what time they shut , 21:20 is to late
Seeing as we were close we then went to 1e Hulp , got some Angel Dust , very nice & some of there Buddha Cheese (HGF take note & change your supplier) which was excellent
Chilled & had a game of pool then headed back to Best Friends II to see if they had restocked the THC Tubes which they never did .
Went over to the Nes but it was 00:00 by now & there was no-one in I knew so we over to Greenhse Centrum which was packed so we took a chance & went in next door to City Hall , which we'd never been in .
Got a 2g bag of Brain Damage , looked & smelt ok ( knew i'd had it before but the state I was in I couldn't place it , turned out to be powerplant
) chatted a bit witha group that came in looking for the Bulldog , gave them my ACD map , head out & over to HSB , no hot drinks , so just roll & leave , check on T then go for food , Wok to Go shut , so grab Wok to Walk , wish I hadn't , it was fucking awful , threw it away after 2 mouthfuls .Smoke back at Proff/T 's room then leave them to crash , smoke a j outside then head up to my room
Wednesday 11/04/12
04:00 still up smoking , I went a little bit nuts this trip , spent more money than my previous 2 trips combined
& had to work the stash down Headed out on my own around 06:00 , yes I banged my fucking head again , twice , hurt like fuck ,to get a few early morning pic's
, went to the station to grab Proff''s & my train tickets to Haarlem , & then waited outside Hunters for a bit for an early coffee & smoke .08:00 get a txt from Proff , still in bed but about to get ready so I head down to the post office on Singel (yes the little office is still there
) to send a post card or 2 .*** notes are a bit fucked here , i've written , back to peter's ?, proff ready , out for brekkie , I shower, we go but no kief , their work turning off , BB 3v0 L'pool ? ***
Up to Voyagers , still closed , head to the station , straight onto the train & off to Haarlem
Both stoned & tired so we get off the stop before by mistake , fuck it , wait for the next 1 & we are there soon enough , straight out & into WW Sativa but were really not impressed by the place so we head straight out looking for a smart shop for proff , never did get anything,
Get lost , find Empire anyway lol, grab their special & head straight out to High Times , grab some of their ICE , chill a while , smoke & a coffee .
Onto WW Indica , can't remember what I got but it's a nice place to chill which we did
Headed out to Birdy & got very lost lol, went right when I should have led left & we found it eventually , just took fucking ages .
Once there grab some Jelly Hash & go through to smoke , chill a long while smoking the Jelly , which is a lovely strong fill your lungs smoke
*** Haarlem , 1st trip for both of us & we really enjoyed it , we've agreed that when we have another trip together we will spend the whole day there rather than a quick crawl .***
Back to the station , back to Dam , meet T at the hotel & all head over to Paradox for a long chill & smoke before heading back past the hotel so they can grab there bags & then carry on up to Voyagers for their last smokes , where I plan to get them totally wrecked before their journey home
(found out later the plan worked a treat )Sit & smoke in Voyagers with them until they leave wasted at 18:00
chill a while longer then go for food then onto the Nes where i've just missed Gapie .Stand at the bar chatting with DC between him destroying everyone game after game on the pool table , gives me a bud to roll up , " Amnesia , use it all , smoke it yourself " cheers mate
Doing as i'm told i'm very stoned very quickly , the stuff was lethal , completely fucked me up , which gave DC a laugh , I had to go I was done for the night , goodbye said I shuffled off to my room & crashed out
Thursday 12/04/12
Wake to phone at 08:00 , up , light joint , bang head ,swear , wash , dress down for brekkie
up to the station for 08:45 , to meet Gapie as were both off to Trad's apartment to welcome "Big Guy & the Boy" to Dam
Can't find Gapie so jump on the tram anyway & i'm there soon enough , walk in to a "where the fuck were you muthafukka?" Gapie is already here , got the tram before me
Big hug for Trad & Big guy , meet big guys son and the smoking commenced , i'm proud to say a shitload of weed & hash was abused over the next 2 hrs
We leave around 11:00 & meet Chains outside , coming back from an all nighter
Jump on the tram & head up to Voyagers , meet US2 & son ? , nice to meet & smoke with you all , hope it was a great birthday
Spilt up at 13:00 , go for food then chill a while at the hotel , do a bit of packing then head over to Betty Boop for the 15:00 T&T .
There's about 8 of us in Betty's , all brought drinks , think we all brought smoke of some kind , chilling upstairs , after 30 mins or so , Gapie goes down for a round of drinks , comes back up and tells us the bt has said if we want more drinks we have to buy more weed , WTF !!!
Never been told that in Betty's before , decision is made to just move on early to 420 for FBN's b-day T&T .
I take a quick walk down to Best Friends II with DRA , i'm still after more THC Tubes
but they are still out , FUCK IT .Head back over to 420 , re-meet FBN & Hestia & meet Winnie
Hey you 3 Smoke a while then move over to the Nes to carry on .
Meet Ryansteensel , alright mate , who shares some of Media's Afghan , fuck that's nice , got to get me some of that , so off I go
Straight onto the tram down to Albert Cuyp into Media , 5g Afghan 1g Zooltjes , out was going to pop into De Graal but saw a tram pulling up so jumped on & headed back to Nes.
Back at Nes where Gapie informs me i've only been gone 40 mis or so
DC sits down "if that Amnesia fucked you up , wait till you smoke this"
don't know what the iso was but it was as always fucking strong shit Head out to Utopia around 20:00 , chill & smoke there until 21:30 ish then go to Voyagers , see if anyones about , in & out can't remember if I brought anything , walk down to HSB@M , bump into HB on the way , HSB@M in & out down to Green Place chill a while , smoke
Walk through RLD then over to 420 , get in at 23;20 , grab a coffee , which they stop serving at 23:30 , stay & smoke until close at 00:00 then head back to my room to again work through the stash
Stay up smoking until 5/6 then crash but wake to my alarm at 07:00 & force myself up, absolutely wrecked i hit my head that hard I had to take a knee for a minute or 2 , that seriously fucking hurt , out & on the tram , get down to 1e Hulp just after they open at 07:30 , after a check , grab 2.5 of Amnesia Haze & Buddha Cheese .
Roll the Am up & walk back to the tram stop smoking , finish my J back in Dam Square , up to hotel for brekkie then over to HSB@M , stand outside & roll & start to smoke a Hulp cheese J while the bt opens up , wander in to have a look at the menu , forget i'm puffing away " can't smoke that at the counter my friend , no stress just please take it outside" , no worries , the J gets me that wrecked though I wander off without going back in lol
Decide Hulp's cheese is very nice & I want some more so I go get some
Get on the tram back & my 24hr card has run out ;-( ask for a ticket to Dam Square but the conductor just says "don't worry , sit down , it doesn't matter"
Back at the square , grab some cakes for the kids & head back to the hotel to pack whats not packed & check out by 11:00 , leave my bags & head over to Utopia , chill &smoke , Paradox chill & smoke , Solo , chill & smoke .
*** Thats where my notes stop so the rest is from a very mangled memory
***Finished up in Voyagers about 17:00 , 2 hrs to fill & we did , all that were there thankyou for helping me finish off most of what I had left , Trad got the last bit's along with my little pipe
Left at 19:00 absolutely wrecked , got to the station at 19:05 , took me until 19:50 to get on a train , almost went into meltdown lol
Finally got to the airport & again the last 15/20 people had to book there handluggage in & the women behind me was a bad , crying , shreiking blubbering flyer , thank buddha for weed & Paradox cakes , no flight should be taken home without atleast 1 being eaten , again slept through most of the flight , through customs quickly & out , picked up by wifey& the kids & another trip done
Roll on next 1 
