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FT gets wrecked again

Posted: Mon 16th Apr 2012 07:08 pm
by ftcarer
Well here goes trip number 7 :mrgreen:
Massive thanks to all I went , met & toked with , ahd a fucking blast :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Amsterdam 09-13/04/12
Had a great time , got proper messed up :-) massive thanks to Professor X (it's another granny ;-) )& my mate T for making the 1st 2 1/2 days a right stoned laugh & the following for helping me continue getting wrecked for the remaining 2 1/2 days :-)

The Canadian Smoking Team
Trad :-) fucking love you Trad :-) just thankyou mate :-) next year bud ;-)
Big guy , oh Danny boy the pipes the pipes are calling ;-) great to see you again mate :-)
Son of Big guy (wasn't sure if you'd want your name on here) , the boy can smoke :-)
Chains , hope you've charged that bloody phone by now ;-) stress levels aside ;-) that is the way to hit Dam on your 1st day/night ;-)

Gapie , still a star mate :-) rolled a joint with no gum/sticky strips & it burned perfectly , outfuckingstading :-)
DC , legend , takes great pleasure in getting me wrecked to the point of no leg usage or just ending up totally lost :-) that Amnesia obliterated me mate :-)
FBN , great to see you again mate , Jelly mmmmmmmmmmmmm i've got the Best Friends II menu for you , if I don't remember to send it to you just lift it from here :-)
Hestia , lovely to see & smoke with you again , thankyou so much for the t-shirt it's the fav thing I brought back this trip x :-)
Ryansteensel(sp) great to meet you , Media Afghan was a great shout , nice smoke that :-)
DRA + your swiss friend , forgot his name , apologies , nice to meet you , cheers for making that walk down to Best Friends II with me , never did get anymore of that dust .
Marco , nice to meet you again , i'll give you a shout next trip ;-)
Stu1976 , nice to see you again , how was the room ? lol , fucking stairs ;-) I hit my head loads of times on that fucking beam .

Voyagers - all of you , great times as always , still 1 of the most welcoming CS's & a stellar menu :-)
Utopia - what an improvement :-) great to meet you all , excellent menu , that bubba was nice ,brought more of that than any other strain :-) 20 odd g's over the week;-) look forward to seeing you next trip :-)

Betty Boop , sack the new young dark haired bt , he's a total spunkbubble , what a tool , it's been quite a while since i've seen a 20 something have a tantrum & bang chairs around because we dared to ask for another round of drinks without all 7/8 of us again buying more weed aswell , we'd only been there around 30 mins if that .

Anyone I forgot , apologies , but I was fucking mangled for the week :-) :-) :-)

Monday 09/04/12,
Quick trip to the airport & other than Easyjet making the last 15 odd people check there handluggage into the hold (for free) an uneventful flight :-) which I slept through.
We were outside Voyagers for 09:00 ish but they were not open yet so onto HSB@M , grabbed some SSH which was ok & some Nepal Polm , which was just as nice as last year :-)
Had our 1st smokes & chilled a while then headed over to the Old Quater to drop our bags .
Bags stowed , off to Betty Boop .
Nice surprise to find the bt from last year who left is doing a few weeks work there before he moves to England , Bournemouth in fact .
Grab their NYCD , it was very nice & had a very strong fuely taste the only effect missing was the lip numbness I usually get smoking Diesel strains .Also got the Caramello which was a fairly strong head buzz :-).
Leaving Bettys we made a quick stop back at the hotel so T could grab his passport , grabbed a glass pipe in preparation for our nextstop , Anyday :-)
I got Reserva X , Rootang ( holy shit , almost dribbled over it ;-) ) & Basque Country , all lovely lovely smokes , pipe , verdamper & joints abused & an hour or so later we are all stupily stoned :-) :-) :-)
Head out , cross over to Prisengracht & down pass the Pancake Bakery , where we decide , we'd rather just keep smoking so on to Paradox :-)

In & grab a table , get E5 of the PPP & KD & E12 of the Finger Hash (should have got more) some cakes ;-) a toastie, coffee & 2 of quite possibly the nicest chocolate chip / nut cookies .
Roll & smoke both the PPP, nice enough taste but weak & KD nice all over monging like last year , get some more before we move off , head back to the Old Quarter to check-in properly , get a few prezzies for wifey & our kids on the way .
Take the scenic route back cutting along the canals , smoking fuck knows what , get back to the hotel around 16:00 & Professor X is FUCKED :-) can barely keep his eyes open , my sister wouldn't be impressed but , job done :-)
Check into our rooms , they have a twin downstairs at the back , lovely view across to Damrak , I have a fucking moutaineering mission ahead of me , room H9 on the other side of the road up 4 flights of fucking stairs , which I quickly learnt to take slow & steady ;-)

I meet T at HSB , Professor X has crashed , quick smoke in HSB then head over to Green Place , in&out grabbing the White OG , head straight up to Voyagers.
I get the PSB , G-13 & OG19 , T gets the cheese "bloody lovely mate".
All great smokes although PSB needed a slightly better flush ( picky fucker ft ;-) ) , stand out was the OG 19 , which should be renamed OG I smoked this 30 mins ago & now I can't remember why i'm here or how I got here :-) it's fucking lovely .
Chill & smoke until 18:30 or so then ring Proff , no answer , head back to hotel to check on him, he wants more sleep :-)
Me & T get some Wok to Go & hit 420 to eat & smoke , grab some of there Blueberry , which at the time I thought was crap but after the little bit I had last night ;-) did me in I think it was more to do with how much i'd had up to trying it ;-)
We then pass by El Guapo , a mini MY , heavy not to friendly atmos imo , grabbed a g of Blueberry & headed over to Utopia .

Utopia is very cool , lovely place to chill out , good menu , Bubba was excellent :-)
Meet & have a quick chat with Nel, alright mate :-)
Chill out amoking for an hour or so , phone rings , Professor X is up & on his way :-)
Once he arrive we head over to Siberie , grab the Fantasia , & head straight out & up to Dampkring .
Get the Riffman Sunrise & settle infront of the tv screens with a hot chocolate & a smoke , lovely :-)
Leave Dampkring & head back to Centrum , T goes back to the hotel to crash & Proff X & I go over to Solo .
Get the Twizzla smells lovely & Afghan/Mazar I shariff (sp) extremely soft , very tasty smoke .
Also get some of 1 of the outdoor strains , wasn't the Viking but the other 1 , can't remember the name (that whole mangled thing again ;-)) but for E6 outdoor this stuff was outstanding , lovely fresh taste & high :-)
Stayed at Solo smoking until it shut , 00:00 I think , then went for a smoking walk :-) back to Wok to Go for more food , little walk about more smoking then back to hotel to crash :-)

Tuesday 10/04/12
Wake to my phone at 08:00 up bang my head on that fucking beam , swear , roll & am downstairs ready for 08:30 , Proff X is heading to the Keukenhoff(sp) Gardens & me & T are going for Barneys breakfast .
Yes it's overpriced for what you get but fuck it , never done it before & it's brekkie with a spliff , lovely :-) Take our time eating then smoking :-)
Buy & fly from Greenhouse , Mexican Sativa Hash , looks smells great :-)
Quick stop at the hotel & then straight into HSB for a smoke & coffee , sitting there chatting & this comes on full blast " Nellie the Elephant "& I very nearly burst into tears silly sod ft ;-)

*** my nan has full alzhiemer's & is in a care home with 24hr care , I love my nan very much & had visited her on the sat(7th) before this trip , she LOVED elephants & this was 1 of her favourite songs :-) ***

Pulling myself together we head over to Blues Brothers to check out the Sticky Fingers someone on here wrote about , ** I forget who you are , let me know , great shout , fucking lovely smoke :-) also got some of the Mexican Haze which was a bloody nice smoke aswell .
Chilled out downstairs in Blues Brothers for quite a while before walking about looking for toys/sweets for T's kids .

Get up to Voyagers for 14:00 ish , grab more OG that's me fucked up & PSB & settle in to wait for Proff X to return & for the 15:00 T&T with Trad & Chains :-)
Can't remember who else was there but Proff arrives just before Trad & Chains , hellos sorted & trad looks a bit stressed , they can't stay as Chains has forgotten her passport :-) they head off to get it & we head down to De Klos for dinner :-)

De Klos Ribs , fucking yummy yummy :-) if you've been you'll know , if you like ribs & haven't wtf ;-)
Bellys full , we head in & out of Happy Feelings & on to Best Friends II , nice little basement shop , used to be Extreme , buzzed in smoking room @ the back , menu was stuck to the counter but the friendly bt gave me a spare copy to use to get a better shot :-)
I got the THC tube , yes fucking please , I got online to put a thread up about it I liked it so much :-) supercharged anything I smoked it with :-) up became sky high down became melted through the floor :-) went back again that night then every day , twice on thursday;-) to get some more but no luck , thursday night the bt even made a show of phoning the supplier to find out when it would be in :-) pissed I didn't get anymore , def gets a big thumbs up from me .

Head back up to Utopia , get more Bubba & smoke Voyagers G-13 with the THC dust fucking floors me :-) chill a while then head over the road to checkout HGF's cheese psycosis .
HHHHMMMMMMM never laughed in a bt's face before but while I wasn't expecting real psycosis this shit wasn't even cheese , it smelt like a very weak Amnesia , we turned & walked.
T's back was killing him by now so he went for a rest while the Proff & me went over to Paradox with no idea what time they shut , 21:20 is to late :-)
Seeing as we were close we then went to 1e Hulp , got some Angel Dust , very nice & some of there Buddha Cheese (HGF take note & change your supplier) which was excellent :-)
Chilled & had a game of pool then headed back to Best Friends II to see if they had restocked the THC Tubes which they never did .
Went over to the Nes but it was 00:00 by now & there was no-one in I knew so we over to Greenhse Centrum which was packed so we took a chance & went in next door to City Hall , which we'd never been in .
Got a 2g bag of Brain Damage , looked & smelt ok ( knew i'd had it before but the state I was in I couldn't place it , turned out to be powerplant ;-) ) chatted a bit witha group that came in looking for the Bulldog , gave them my ACD map , head out & over to HSB , no hot drinks , so just roll & leave , check on T then go for food , Wok to Go shut , so grab Wok to Walk , wish I hadn't , it was fucking awful , threw it away after 2 mouthfuls .
Smoke back at Proff/T 's room then leave them to crash , smoke a j outside then head up to my room :-)

Wednesday 11/04/12
04:00 still up smoking , I went a little bit nuts this trip , spent more money than my previous 2 trips combined ;-) & had to work the stash down ;-)
Headed out on my own around 06:00 , yes I banged my fucking head again , twice , hurt like fuck ,to get a few early morning pic's :-) , went to the station to grab Proff''s & my train tickets to Haarlem , & then waited outside Hunters for a bit for an early coffee & smoke .
08:00 get a txt from Proff , still in bed but about to get ready so I head down to the post office on Singel (yes the little office is still there ;-) ) to send a post card or 2 .

*** notes are a bit fucked here , i've written , back to peter's ?, proff ready , out for brekkie , I shower, we go but no kief , their work turning off , BB 3v0 L'pool ? ***

Up to Voyagers , still closed , head to the station , straight onto the train & off to Haarlem ;-)
Both stoned & tired so we get off the stop before by mistake , fuck it , wait for the next 1 & we are there soon enough , straight out & into WW Sativa but were really not impressed by the place so we head straight out looking for a smart shop for proff , never did get anything,
Get lost , find Empire anyway lol, grab their special & head straight out to High Times , grab some of their ICE , chill a while , smoke & a coffee .
Onto WW Indica , can't remember what I got but it's a nice place to chill which we did :-)
Headed out to Birdy & got very lost lol, went right when I should have led left & we found it eventually , just took fucking ages .
Once there grab some Jelly Hash & go through to smoke , chill a long while smoking the Jelly , which is a lovely strong fill your lungs smoke :-)
*** Haarlem , 1st trip for both of us & we really enjoyed it , we've agreed that when we have another trip together we will spend the whole day there rather than a quick crawl .***

Back to the station , back to Dam , meet T at the hotel & all head over to Paradox for a long chill & smoke before heading back past the hotel so they can grab there bags & then carry on up to Voyagers for their last smokes , where I plan to get them totally wrecked before their journey home :-) (found out later the plan worked a treat ;-) )
Sit & smoke in Voyagers with them until they leave wasted at 18:00 :-) chill a while longer then go for food then onto the Nes where i've just missed Gapie .
Stand at the bar chatting with DC between him destroying everyone game after game on the pool table , gives me a bud to roll up , " Amnesia , use it all , smoke it yourself " cheers mate :-)
Doing as i'm told i'm very stoned very quickly , the stuff was lethal , completely fucked me up , which gave DC a laugh , I had to go I was done for the night , goodbye said I shuffled off to my room & crashed out :-)

Thursday 12/04/12
Wake to phone at 08:00 , up , light joint , bang head ,swear , wash , dress down for brekkie :-)
up to the station for 08:45 , to meet Gapie as were both off to Trad's apartment to welcome "Big Guy & the Boy" to Dam :-)
Can't find Gapie so jump on the tram anyway & i'm there soon enough , walk in to a "where the fuck were you muthafukka?" Gapie is already here , got the tram before me :-)

Big hug for Trad & Big guy , meet big guys son and the smoking commenced , i'm proud to say a shitload of weed & hash was abused over the next 2 hrs :-)
We leave around 11:00 & meet Chains outside , coming back from an all nighter ;-)
Jump on the tram & head up to Voyagers , meet US2 & son ? , nice to meet & smoke with you all , hope it was a great birthday :-)
Spilt up at 13:00 , go for food then chill a while at the hotel , do a bit of packing then head over to Betty Boop for the 15:00 T&T .
There's about 8 of us in Betty's , all brought drinks , think we all brought smoke of some kind , chilling upstairs , after 30 mins or so , Gapie goes down for a round of drinks , comes back up and tells us the bt has said if we want more drinks we have to buy more weed , WTF !!!
Never been told that in Betty's before , decision is made to just move on early to 420 for FBN's b-day T&T .
I take a quick walk down to Best Friends II with DRA , i'm still after more THC Tubes ;-) but they are still out , FUCK IT .
Head back over to 420 , re-meet FBN & Hestia & meet Winnie :-) Hey you 3 :-)
Smoke a while then move over to the Nes to carry on .
Meet Ryansteensel , alright mate , who shares some of Media's Afghan , fuck that's nice , got to get me some of that , so off I go :-)
Straight onto the tram down to Albert Cuyp into Media , 5g Afghan 1g Zooltjes , out was going to pop into De Graal but saw a tram pulling up so jumped on & headed back to Nes.
Back at Nes where Gapie informs me i've only been gone 40 mis or so ;-)
DC sits down "if that Amnesia fucked you up , wait till you smoke this" ;-) don't know what the iso was but it was as always fucking strong shit :-)
Head out to Utopia around 20:00 , chill & smoke there until 21:30 ish then go to Voyagers , see if anyones about , in & out can't remember if I brought anything , walk down to HSB@M , bump into HB on the way , HSB@M in & out down to Green Place chill a while , smoke :-)
Walk through RLD then over to 420 , get in at 23;20 , grab a coffee , which they stop serving at 23:30 , stay & smoke until close at 00:00 then head back to my room to again work through the stash ;-)
Stay up smoking until 5/6 then crash but wake to my alarm at 07:00 & force myself up, absolutely wrecked i hit my head that hard I had to take a knee for a minute or 2 , that seriously fucking hurt , out & on the tram , get down to 1e Hulp just after they open at 07:30 , after a check , grab 2.5 of Amnesia Haze & Buddha Cheese .
Roll the Am up & walk back to the tram stop smoking , finish my J back in Dam Square , up to hotel for brekkie then over to HSB@M , stand outside & roll & start to smoke a Hulp cheese J while the bt opens up , wander in to have a look at the menu , forget i'm puffing away " can't smoke that at the counter my friend , no stress just please take it outside" , no worries , the J gets me that wrecked though I wander off without going back in lol :-)
Decide Hulp's cheese is very nice & I want some more so I go get some :-)
Get on the tram back & my 24hr card has run out ;-( ask for a ticket to Dam Square but the conductor just says "don't worry , sit down , it doesn't matter" :-)
Back at the square , grab some cakes for the kids & head back to the hotel to pack whats not packed & check out by 11:00 , leave my bags & head over to Utopia , chill &smoke , Paradox chill & smoke , Solo , chill & smoke .
*** Thats where my notes stop so the rest is from a very mangled memory ;-) ***

Finished up in Voyagers about 17:00 , 2 hrs to fill & we did , all that were there thankyou for helping me finish off most of what I had left , Trad got the last bit's along with my little pipe :-)
Left at 19:00 absolutely wrecked , got to the station at 19:05 , took me until 19:50 to get on a train , almost went into meltdown lol ;-)
Finally got to the airport & again the last 15/20 people had to book there handluggage in & the women behind me was a bad , crying , shreiking blubbering flyer , thank buddha for weed & Paradox cakes , no flight should be taken home without atleast 1 being eaten , again slept through most of the flight , through customs quickly & out , picked up by wifey& the kids & another trip done :-) Roll on next 1 ;-)

Re: FT gets wrecked again

Posted: Mon 16th Apr 2012 07:31 pm
by RvanSteensel
Great meeting you too :)

Hope next time we'll meet i'll have my own hash , my own BHO , and LOADS of outdoor bud <3 haha

Re: FT gets wrecked again

Posted: Mon 16th Apr 2012 08:17 pm
by Uncle Ron
Nice read...
Would have been nice to smoke out with you like last year... maybe another time.
Have a good one...
...and good luck with your grows. :mrgreen:

happy trails...

Re: FT gets wrecked again

Posted: Mon 16th Apr 2012 10:37 pm
by StillSmokin
ftcarer wrote:Pulling myself together we head over to Blues Brothers to check out the Sticky Fingers someone on here wrote about , ** I forget who you are , let me know , great shout , fucking lovely smoke :-) also got some of the Mexican Haze which was a bloody nice smoke aswell .
Glad to hear it's still nice :mrgreen: could have been from the report I did a couple of weeks ago, made for some nice hash cocktails I found, looked nice and was very sticky (infact I think I have a vague recollection now of thinking that the only thing stickier I've had out in the Dam was some Amnesia Haze from Amnesia).

Aint the Dam great, sounds like you had a blast ftcarer :) I mean where else would you go to such a friendly bar with them trying their hardest to help get you wasted on weed - great memories, big HI to gapie and DC if you're reading 8)

Re: FT gets wrecked again

Posted: Mon 16th Apr 2012 11:30 pm
by FlyByNite
It's all okay, wrecked can be a way of life.

Enjoy
FlyByNite

Re: FT gets wrecked again

Posted: Mon 16th Apr 2012 11:36 pm
by Judo
Thanks for the report man, was quite an amusing read

Re: FT gets wrecked again

Posted: Tue 17th Apr 2012 09:08 am
by geekymonkey
Really enjoyed your report. Thanks for taking the time. :)

Glad you enjoyed 1e Hulp's Cheese. I'm gutted that I missed the Afghan at Media. I LOVE afghan.

Re: FT gets wrecked again

Posted: Tue 17th Apr 2012 09:58 am
by Cisco
Fucking great report , thanks man . Shame I won't see ye over 420 hopefully see you later in the year :mrgreen:

Re: FT gets wrecked again

Posted: Tue 17th Apr 2012 11:13 am
by DRA
Great report.

Thanks for the shout out! Maybe we will be in town at the same time again in the future.

Re: FT gets wrecked again

Posted: Tue 17th Apr 2012 11:38 am
by Dave J
Loved the bit about nearly going into meltdown taking 45 mins to get on a train :) . Reminded me of myself not being able to find the Easyjet checkin going home last year and got into a right fuckin panic trying to recall how to get to the far end of the airport wrecked!.

Great report to read to of cause.

Re: FT gets wrecked again

Posted: Tue 17th Apr 2012 11:56 am
by ftcarer
RvanSteensel wrote:Great meeting you too :)
Hope next time we'll meet i'll have my own hash , my own BHO , and LOADS of outdoor bud <3 haha
sounds good to me :mrgreen:

[quote="StillSmokinSticky Fingers someone on here wrote about ,
Glad to hear it's still nice :mrgreen: 8)[/quote]

It was you & it was outstanding 1 of the smokes of the trip :mrgreen:

UR , Geeky, DRA & Judo, thankyou all :mrgreen:
Cisco wrote:Fucking great report , thanks man . Shame I won't see ye over 420 hopefully see you later in the year :mrgreen:

Cheers mate , might get another 2/3 days away , never know :wink:

@ Dave J , looking back I can laugh at the time it was def not funny :wink: :lol: :lol:

Re: FT gets wrecked again

Posted: Tue 17th Apr 2012 12:17 pm
by spireax
Great report FT, epic smokeout. Given me lots of items for the shopping list. After all yr head incidents perhaps you shoud change yr avatar to Image :roll:

Re: FT gets wrecked again

Posted: Tue 17th Apr 2012 05:39 pm
by Cisco
spireax wrote:Great report FT, epic smokeout. Given me lots of items for the shopping list. After all yr head incidents perhaps you shoud change yr avatar to Image :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: FT gets wrecked again

Posted: Tue 17th Apr 2012 06:22 pm
by ftcarer
spireax wrote:Great report FT, epic smokeout. Given me lots of items for the shopping list. After all yr head incidents perhaps you shoud change yr avatar to Image :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: FT gets wrecked again

Posted: Tue 17th Apr 2012 07:06 pm
by cattales1960
great and fun report FT! Thanks for sharing.