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Old Fart wrote:

Quazer wrote:Starts to smell like old farts in here. lol

As opposed to a bunch of old ladies gossiping under the hair dryer?

Yeah it's tea and buns here most of the time cos we're stoners, with lives to gossip about. .

The only brilliant bit of scribble I've seen on channels , and the only reason I visited was to read the Lady Hestia's wonderful piece in response to some channels trolls who flamed her thread. Brilliant ? She buried them . In turds .
http://forum.channels.nl/phpbb/viewforum.php?f=9

This is a random dip from todays posts. These are grown ups. I think .

http://forum.channels.nl/phpbb/viewtopi ... 3ea58c0bb5

I dont want to keep going on about the place but it's fascinating, like visiting Bedlam in the 18th century. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Willi ... th_019.jpg

Happy trails for an Amsterdam summer.

spidergawd wrote:I dont want to keep going on about the place but it's fascinating, like visiting Bedlam in the 18th century. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Willi ... th_019.jpg

Some sort of dark, perverted horror trip with people on syphilis.

/\ /\ Thats not quite the picture I had, something a little more humorous .

Perhaps involving gerbils .

There you go:

USBONGLORD wrote:Thank you very much...see anyone in town July 24 th...can't wait

USBONGLORD wrote:Threat?...oh fuck no..it's a promise...I'll be in town...the cocks in yer gob daz,taste the rainbow...mmmmm,skittles...puppet master at the helm folks..heheheh ....see ya soon kids..hehehehe

USBONGLORD wrote:I'll call ya an ambulance ...tell yer mom to meet ya at the hospital..hahahahahah...winning?.i ll smoke when I'm done...that's how you become successful in life....and btw..who needs a ring,well do it in front of the hospital,don't wanna waste the money on the shock trauma copter..heheheh...glad I could shake this shithole a bit..like a fun grenade ..hehehe..white Russian in yer face

Represent...

You guys know we can pull up all sorts of stupid shit on any of these forums. Fuck we could have a field-day with Bunglord, Marco, and Kingdoc alone. Why the hard-on for Channels?

"can't we all just...you know...get along?"

spidergawd wrote: You're right, if there was some sharp witty banter it would be saved but it's the slough of despond I fear. .

I actually live near slough.... And its fuuuucking awfull.

.this is fun..poke poke..lol...looks like they sent the a team over,by A i mean arthritic..lololololo...

Lamont wrote:My first Amsterdam forum was channels. But it is just a bunch of angry people flaming each other.

Looking at this thread, my first thought was, "I must have gotten on channels by mistake! I thought I was on ACD!"

Old Fart wrote:This is funny stuff, really.

If you want to read the best trip reports start here.

http://forum.channels.nl/phpbb/viewtopi ... 734#494734

Nothing I've seen here comes close.

Now back to throwing your toys from the pram.

That is a stunning trip report.

BUT

Your post is pathetic.

For the most part I'm not really interested in going to Amsterdam to look at the pretty flowers, find the best restaurants that serve the crap the Dutch call food or visit as many museums as humanly possible. I like to get stoned and wander from coffeeshop to coffeeshop all the while gawping at the sights and sounds of a city I love. Sometimes I'll randomly do something different like visit the horticultural gardens or a prostitute.

Yes I do that too.

Most trip reports on channels don't have a weed focus and are often written by people who disapprove of my social agenda anyway so they can all go fuck themselves right from the start. I won't be reading too much of Channels no matter what the future brings.

However feel free to drop by and post links to the good or stoner related threads over there please.

I really enjoyed reading that trip report you linked.

You see I don't much enjoy wading through all the shit to find the occasional morsel at channels. It is just too tantalizing and frustrating.

Keep it up over there. Bit of a rough old forum for my tastes but I'm sure you all enjoy it right?

Old Fart wrote:randomly do something different like visit the horticultural gardens or a prostitute

There's gardens and prostitutes in Amsterdam??

USBONGLORD wrote:Can from? Once again you suck,and yer command of the english language is staggering...That report blows sea weasels in the snow.... Think you can say fuck in it a few more times?...one report...hahahaha...you've already fucked off..now back to yer holes fools..glad ya got something to rally for over there..it been boring...too easy

Blah Blah Blah! see if i care your attacking my english once again! can you come up whit something better whit the little brain cell you got left? ...or did that just pop also?Snow my friend i can blow you some ..you wouldnt survive long in it...Yeah yeah my report was boring is that new too ya? why did you even read it? did it make you any stupider? FUCK FUCK FUCK! happy? one more? FUCK away i do i hoe i hoe! <<your mamas sister... go fuck the road kill your mama/sister just killed for lunch easy? youre mamas sister is! and the dog your pa is fornicating whit all day all night!
that was easy wasnt it?

Adamster wrote:

USBONGLORD wrote:Can from? Once again you suck,and yer command of the english language is staggering...That report blows sea weasels in the snow.... Think you can say fuck in it a few more times?...one report...hahahaha...you've already fucked off..now back to yer holes fools..glad ya got something to rally for over there..it been boring...too easy

Blah Blah Blah! see if i care your attacking my english once again! can you come up whit something better whit the little brain cell you got left? ...or did that just pop also?Snow my friend i can blow you some ..you wouldnt survive long in it...Yeah yeah my report was boring is that new too ya? why did you even read it? did it make you any stupider? FUCK FUCK FUCK! happy? one more? FUCK away i do i hoe i hoe! <<your mamas sister... go fuck the road kill your mama/sister just killed for lunch easy? youre mamas sister is! and the dog your pa is fornicating whit all day all night!
that was easy wasnt it?

Honestly Adamster I think this is the first time I've read one of your walls of text and understood the gist of what you were saying.

Just let me check though.

Was the purpose of the post to insilt usbondlord and be hillariously funny at the same time?

Once again,,erwhat?

Honestly Adamster I think this is the first time I've read one of your walls of text and understood the gist of what you were saying.

Just let me check though.

Was the purpose of the post to insilt usbondlord and be hillariously funny at the same time?

didnt blur it out its why
Eum Not ...i wasnt trying to be funny...was just saying the truth about bibibonglard

see ....

Once again,,erwhat?

No brain cells ...too much spoon up where sun shine in hes case!!! STOP Spooning whit road kill! U hillbilly inbreed...Yerr Yerr! DOH!

Edited! YES... BLAH BLAH BLAH!!

Adamster wrote:

Honestly Adamster I think this is the first time I've read one of your walls of text and understood the gist of what you were saying.

Just let me check though.

Was the purpose of the post to insilt usbondlord and be hillariously funny at the same time?

didnt blur it out its why
Eum Not ...i wasnt trying to be funny...was just saying the truth about bibibonglard

see ....

Once again,,erwhat?

No brain cells ...too much spoon up where sun shine in hes case!!! STOP Spooning whit road kill! U hillbilly inbreed...Yerr Yerr! DOH!

Edited! YES... BLAH BLAH BLAH!!

he does the same on channels

dumps incoherent crap. the bumblelord is the most incoherent and disrespectful poster of all those on channels.