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Your buddy needed two grams of Ronald McDonald instead of that cheese.

Great read stu, had me roaring in laughter.

wwaaaayyoooo what a trip report chill awesome relaxd

What did you like most on the Utopia menu Stu?

Nice report mate, thanks for taking the time.

stuart1976 wrote: 1. he dont like NYCD

Blasphemy!

Another fine read, glad you had a better second day. As for the burger place, id ask for the drink as soon as I pay to drink while I'm waiting for the burger. Either that or order the burger and once paid for that then ask for a drink.

Another top trip report Stuart, really enjoyed it.

the ecsd wasnt that good at all
nycd was bloody yum yum
exodus cheese my new fav cheese.
i liked pretty much all the weed menu at utopia id say champagne haze was the worst for me (when i first tried it was subtle but packed one hell of a punch)
my fav is cheese (second fav cheese)
edelwiess cheap and packs a wallop
citronella was nice very ziggy and sparkled with trichs
kushberry was lovely but hoped for more of a wack
kandy kush was better than paradoxs
honey haze same as last trip Ummm..
casey jones though packed a massive hit.
cheese,edelwiess and casey jones would be my top 3 in strengh..
taste would be honey haze citronella and kush berry

Good stuff mate Always a fun read....

yeah that didgeridoo guy was awesome

Hold it right there and re-wind me thinks!

1st I never heard a word come out that hole in ya head

2nd Stan put chairs out for you to join us, they was ignored

3rd There was 3 in the shop watching euro final on the laptop, the 4th person don't count as it was his shift.

4th No offence but its not for stan to introduce you, and it takes nowt to come over shake a hand and open your mouth or in my best Danny accent "you come to my Fucking manor and don't introduce yourself then wot you expect"

5th Dam good trip report and the ditching of your m8 is well funny, also glad some1 else liked that utopia cheese.

I always appreciate your menus. Thanks again!

You describe the Citronella as 'very ziggy.' Please elaborate.

Excellent read
Took me a while longer than usual as ,

i mentioned to him they sell weed in mc donalds, ill be getting a bigmac meal and 2 grams of Ronald Mc Donald, its one of the best smokes in Amsterdam and you will love it mate). of course im behind mate in que and he orders a quarterpounder meal with coke and 2 grams of Ronald Mc Donald Please.. what?? quarterpounder coke and 2 grams Ronald Mc Donald Please.. 2 grams of Ronald Mc What?? 2 grams of Ronald Mc Donald Please!! EHH!! ronald mc donald ?? EHH.. mates turned to me and ive just laughed in his face..

thats funny as fuck

Day3..

get up early and shower and repack my bag, wake up mate whos been curled up in the same position i left him last night. pass him a cuppa tea (he wont smoke today as his got to drive) and it shows he really didnt like smoking, even though he gets some pretty decent dtuff from me now and again. so anyway, he lets me no if i want i can finish the cheese joints he had 2 tokes on 1. to which i informed him i smoked them already.after repacking my bag found about 70 euros hidden in all different areas of my bag.so would you like to do something today mate?? after going on boat he heard some people say the nemo was just as much fun for adults as well as kids. so we have breakfast, gather our shit and we are off. walk past central station and arrive at nemo, luckily today its not got about a 1000 12-16 year olds queing outside, then i tell my mate i need 5 mins or so walk to the end and light up the 2 exodus cheese and kush berry joints for my wake and bake. nabbed some nemo discount cards at utopia ithink.
walk in and there are alot of kids running about (entry for aduly is 13 euros i think but with voucher cost 10.50) i let my mate know this place is for kids only, we stick out Bad getting weird looks from staff and teachers. but im off my face and leg it to first toy!!

sit on each side and ine up nose and all we see is each other. mates not that impressed, but this has blown my bloody mind (i was really stoned).
second toy. kinda speaker thing each end of nemo its a massive gap with a line bettween the 2. 1 whispers and the other should hear it just like hes whispered in your ear


mate again didnt seem impressed at all, but i found it a revolution (had my mind blown away twice now). walk past the wall of 3D heads to the big tv screen thing, that looks fun


not so much fun, but worthy of a picture, theres stuff everywhere over 5 floors seem to get more for teens the higher you go.

try to get mate to join in on the fun, he cant have hes face showing so..

dna area

its like a compter screen/table, turn the discs over to help make this

electromagnetic area

this was gret fun this next one. you split in 2 groups one have to alter track soyou get the balls to the end. the other group have to use the computer s to make sure you keep the electric going on the route choosen


by this stage a school came and kids had to complete 30 different things, in the end i was giving out instructions it was great fun.
copy of suspension bridge in rotterdam 200 times smaller

space area

shows probabillities of atroid crashed and other things, you ride the bike thing and make the asteroid go faster and ctrash alot harder. i was really wanting a go on this, but this bloody kid just wouldnt sod off. he was on it for about 10 mins

bacteria cant remember what it did but show up bacteria (the green outline bit)

???

telecomunication

there seemed to be a girls section so i left that alone (lots of pink)



been about an hour and im starting to com,e down abit which was great as the next landing was deffinetelly meant for older kids
your welcomed by this thing id say 50 ft tall


you stand in a certain space wait for her to sorta look at you and you say hello and you can have basic conversations with here, like crap AI but was still pretty good
light area


up another level, prehistoric area. native (pure) copper from earths crust






more monkey things



body/wellbeing/sex


lies about what cannibis does to your body and mind



sex positions


electric veichles/usage of electric






?? i know its not a wheel


up one more landing to the top (this is where the adults have been hiding get a drink and sit on top of nemo looking at dam

and leave..




so overall i loved nemo, you got to be smashed out of your brain and be able to act like a big kid, but thats never been a problem for me. if you takes kids out to dam they will LOVE nemo and learn alot of usefull things.

go back to hotel and pick up bags, i say goodbye to robert and laura and we are OFF.. mate has lunch at wok to walk and i carried on to metrolpotian deli. my mates happy were not doing anymore coffeeshops and i pop into hill street blues and get 5 grams of nepal something (first hash this trip) not great but was ok for drive home. head back to the P&R oympic stadium (a fantastic place to leave your care while visiting) and start the long drive in his stupily slow car. half way back going through gent i think and saw the motorway to dam still down to 1 lane with massive ques

END..

have to mention calais what a fu_king Dump waiting at eurotunnel terminal and get a burger from quick (which they are not) called the giant, odds on i wont be able to finish this the picture show the biggest burger ever (waited 20 mins) to get the biggest peice of shit burger the burgers were no thicker than the slice of cheese

Nice pics and report Stu. Ronald mc donald funny as