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Still at grey area going after 8

Sitting here at utopia with lamont

sitting at home smoking 2 joints and a nice cold beer 0.5 cl schulten brau from aldi now shame enough 55 cents it was 42 cents
cant wait for today or so it is allready 00:30 thus today for voyagers at 1200 and 1500
and i need to roll for grey area also 20 joints orso
aaarghhh in the morning
i got allready 22 filters prepared
morning
filter the sticks out then grind it
get the papers ready plus filter
weight the weed i got my own scale only till 0.0
and put it on the papers with the filter
rolled the fuckers up 1 a 1.5 hour busy with it
pffffff

I always give money to homeless people with dogs as well. Maybe not 20 euros like you though

Very nice read Grunt ! Captain Grunt !

Will finish off the logue when I get back to Glasgow

Safe to say that the Border Agency have been fooled again. Cannot wait to get home and re-aquaint myself with some old friends like Don Tangelo, Zooltjes and Gardella.

Huge thanks to Stan the legend or as I now call Staniva

Counting down the days till my next trip

Toodles pip for now

Grunt wrote:Will finish off the logue when I get back to Glasgow

Safe to say that the Border Agency have been fooled again. Cannot wait to get home and re-aquaint myself with some old friends like Don Tangelo, Zooltjes and Gardella.

Huge thanks to Stan the legend or as I now call Staniva

Counting down the days till my next trip

Toodles pip for now

yes staniva sativa lover
grundish hashlover lol or grundica he loves his indicas
me sativa becoz its make me quiet in my head
and grunt for his pain relieving
and thnx for these couple of days nice sometimes hash but not everytime

gapie wrote:

Grunt wrote:Will finish off the logue when I get back to Glasgow

Safe to say that the Border Agency have been fooled again. Cannot wait to get home and re-aquaint myself with some old friends like Don Tangelo, Zooltjes and Gardella.

Huge thanks to Stan the legend or as I now call Staniva

Counting down the days till my next trip

Toodles pip for now

yes staniva sativa lover
grundish hashlover lol

Still think our idea to make the Olympics 100 meters a bit more exciting should go ahead

whahaaaa yeh the olympic sniper game
we were 2 crazy stoned fuckers
we were a good smokers team lol

Day 2 part 2

Nothing to report really as i headed back to the hotel after smoking the hash world with Stan. Settled down into a bath as it was the furthest i had walked in a good while, out the bath to bad pain in the lower legs. Joint of Gardella on the balcony failed to move the pain so went to the Don Tangelo, bit better but way too late to meet Stan. Hobbled down to Katsu for some more Black Widow and some Nepal Pollen, joint of Black Widow and feeling better. Along to Ibiza for some Wifi check in time and some Hindu Kush. Now back of 12 and feeling tired so trot off back to the hotel

Day 3

Up and about early, out to the ArenA to pick up the new Ajax away top, nice joint of Grand Cru outside the stadium and back into town. Was due to meet Stan at 3pm but knew he was meeting someone at Voyagers at 12 so toddled down Wormy Street and spot his beaming smile in the crowd that usually frequents this famous street. headed up to Grey area for Stan to do some business and onwards to Kadinsky in the distinctly Scottish weather, some nice gooey black Trans Himilayan. Another top class hash but unfortunately did not survive transit too well...... Buy and fly as we want to get to 1e Hulp for some Gardella. We sit in for a couple of smokes with an artist, a Polish cello player and us two stoners all discussing Dutch Govt Policy for some weird reason. Decide the next stop should be Ghouse on Toll Street to pick up see what the menu had to offer hash wise. Liked the look and smell of the Jungly Cream so 2 grams promptly liberated.

I need to do some packing and the 2 of us head back to my hotel which is not that far away, i give Stan some weed and hash to roll and the mad man produces 6 joints in about 20 mins, i carry on doing my stuff to get things ready before i leave occasionally stopping to puff on something nice.

Local place round the corner, La Dolce on Van Woo Street, we got 2 Pizzas and drinks for 17 Eu and we had what ever toppings we wanted. All pizzas 6 Eu, no matter what topping you want and fresh made by one happy owner dude. Stuffed we head off to Centrum and into nes, first time for me but feck knows how many times for Staniva. Walk in Stan introduces me to DC, Henk and spot Balou at the and of the bar. Couple of drinks ordered and knock me down with a feather the barman does not want money, thought this was unusual at first and insisted but he would not take it. we start nailing the joints that Stan rolled at the hotel listening to some good tunes and talking all sorts of garbage. Balou pops along to say hi and joins in smoking some nice hash, cracking big guy. Pass a good couple of hours in here and at one point, i must point out here i had been smoking premium hash all day and this image just randomly popped into my head. I sat there listening to Jimi Hendrix and i looked at Stan and thought how much he looks like Jimi Hendrix, then looks at Balou and thought i am smoking with Hendrix and Chef from South Park (Balou, sorry big man no dis-respect meant).

Back to hotel via Katsu for Ibiza for one last 10 Eu bag of something to pass a couple of hours, White Widow was the choice and what a pleasant smoke, never tasted White Widow so smooth and sweet before and this was a pleasant surprise.

Now the day we all hate....................leaving day.......

I had built a few joints of the White Widow the previous night to keep me going until i got on the train out of Dam. checked out and headed down to Centrum. First stop Resin for some Space cake then off to meet Staniva at Voyagers where he picks a Sativa from the menu called Testing Tuesday. I swore i would not buy any more as i had enough to do me but the fucking Don Tangelo was screaming at me so i had to give and get 10 Eu worth. I asked Staniva to build a couple of crackers for the train platform using the Don Tangelo.

Couple of joints then round to Batavia for a Cheese and Ham toastie to spend the last couple of hours before getting out of Dam.

Sad as always to be leaving but i know i will back sooner rather than later.

One of the best trips so far thanks to Staniva's knowledge. We blast the last Don Tangelo joint at the end of the International platform and finish it just as the train pulls in

Plug in the headphones and settle back to watch some movies on the Tablet. 2 and half hours later i am in Brussels and what a shit hole Brussels is in comparison to Amsterdam. Within 15 mins i am accosted by one of the drunken homeless hordes that surround Brussels Midi, always happens on every trip and i am grateful i am in town for less than 2 hours.

Through Eurostar piece of piss and passed the 4 legged sniff machine and out the other end. I must admit i do get a hard on when the Border Agency hand me back my passport and say "Have a nice trip, sir"......................woohahahahahahaha

The hitlist is as follows

Marrocco.....................................................................Very smooth earthy taste and mild warm effect
Don Tangelo ................................ Voyagers.................Fucking awesome Indica.....period

Bubblegum................................................................. Not very well cured, no bubblegum flavour, dissappointing smoke
Leb.............................................. Yo Yo ....................Should not have let my heart rule my head, poor

Zooltjes....................................... Club Media ..............Flavoursome, strong smooth on the lungs and great hit

Black Widow................................................................Not the prettiest looking bud but amazing body and head stone
Northern Lights/Silver Pearl...........................................Old favourite, distinct NL taste, great value for money
Paroc..........................................................................Hard pressed, very nice effect good head stone, very smooth
Nepalese Pollen............................. Katsu......................Nice example of Nepalese hash, nice strong effect smooth taste

Beni Polm..................................... Carmona.................Touch dry on the throat, pleasant enough

Grand Cru.................................... Utopia.....................Awesome stone, great sweet taste, quick effect

Gardella....................................... 1e Hulp....................Great smoke, similar to Grand Cru

Trans Himilayan............................. Kadinsky.................Really gooey, nice typical black Nepal taste, nice strong head stone

Jungly Cream................................ Greenhouse.............Similar to Trans Himilayan but stronger body stone

Roxy Special................................. Roxy.......................Dry earthy taste but great body stone.

White Widow................................................................Nice taste, similar to Chocolope, great body stone
Hindu Kush.................................. Ibiza.........................Nice stone, faithfull Kush taste bit rough in the finish

Best hash was the Gardella

Best weed was the Don Tangelo

Best guide, of course Staniva









































Really hope i did not bore the fuck out of you but i really enjoyed reading other travelogues and thought what the hell.

Lt Cmdr Puggled
Mission accomplished

great pictures!

great read

Awesome finish to a great trip report! Your pictures seem to have some sort of cool 80's effect to them.

Lovely, thankyou .

First class !