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Hi heading to the DAM soon,just need a few questions answering,

Whats the best food?
Whats the best alcoholic drink?
Whats the best non-alcoholic drink?
Can I buy rizzla?
Is it okay to actually smoke,you know weed?
What coffeeshop has the nicest seats?
What coffeeshop has the worst seats?
Is it ok to smoke in a coffeeshop?
What coffeeshop has the best music?
Where can I buy the best Hash?
Where can I buy the best Indica?
Where can I buy the best sativa?
Where canI buy the best hybrid?
Where can I buy the best BIO?
Where can I buy the best out doors grown ?
Where can i buy the best ice?
Where can i buy the best grown under lights?
Where can I buy the best hydro?
What is the best edibles I can buy?
Will someone roll a joint for me?
Where is the best coffeeshop for someone who is young?
Where is the best coffeeshop for someone not too young?
Which coffeeshop has the best music?
Which coffeshop has the best prices per gram?
Which coffeeshop has no music?
Which coffeeshop could I impress my mates most with ?
Which bars allow smoking?
Which bars allow you to smoke da weed?
What other questions should I be asking,especially to look hard core? I normally smoke soap bar and have read Mr Nice!

Is there anybody else out there who would like to live my life for me?

sorry to say mate , weit pass small print , Brazilians and or Leprechauns first to be banned we're not even allowed to tell you where they moved amsterdam to

A Leprechaun wrote:Hi heading to the DAM soon,just need a few questions answering,

Whats the best food?
Whats the best alcoholic drink?
Whats the best non-alcoholic drink?
Can I buy rizzla?
Is it okay to actually smoke,you know weed?
What coffeeshop has the nicest seats?
What coffeeshop has the worst seats?
Is it ok to smoke in a coffeeshop?
What coffeeshop has the best music?
Where can I buy the best Hash?
Where can I buy the best Indica?
Where can I buy the best sativa?
Where canI buy the best hybrid?
Where can I buy the best BIO?
Where can I buy the best out doors grown ?
Where can i buy the best ice?
Where can i buy the best grown under lights?
Where can I buy the best hydro?
What is the best edibles I can buy?
Will someone roll a joint for me?
Where is the best coffeeshop for someone who is young?
Where is the best coffeeshop for someone not too young?
Which coffeeshop has the best music?
Which coffeshop has the best prices per gram?
Which coffeeshop has no music?
Which coffeeshop could I impress my mates most with ?
Which bars allow smoking?
Which bars allow you to smoke da weed?
What other questions should I be asking,especially to look hard core? I normally smoke soap bar and have read Mr Nice!

Is there anybody else out there who would like to live my life for me?

Ohhhhh dont think some had enough sleep last night.

You missed this one...

Where can I buy a grinder?

Yeah another question I have is why do people smoke skunk?,me and my posse like to smoke the soap bar and the bath salts to smell sweet and keep clean,accompanied by the usual social work pervert ,we recently took a trip out to the park found a secluded place with no one around and the ten of us sparked up a one skinner with 24 cans of stongbow,so if we manage to find a big park with no one around us in a secluded area will we be able to do the same and can we guarantee that no one else will laugh their bollocks off at us? and will we need a weed pass,or as my mate said recently in the park a wee pass.

I'm in bits. Which park? Did they call the shades?

Nimrod wrote:You missed this one...

Where can I buy a grinder?

Yeah would that be a metal Grinder?
A wooden grinder?
A plastic grinder?
A mate called Kevin who spends most of his time grinding his teeth?

or could I take a Swiss Army Knife with a pair of scissors attached and use that? [ps it has a magnifying glass attached to check out the weed has not been contaminated with poison]

A Leprechaun wrote:Yeah would that be a metal Grinder?
A wooden grinder?
A plastic grinder?
A mate called Kevin who spends most of his time grinding his teeth?

Mmm, it would be the 'best' grinder, closest to Centraal St., and MUST be dripping with sarcasm. The 'best' sarcasm 'at the moment'.

Nimrod wrote:

A Leprechaun wrote:Yeah would that be a metal Grinder?
A wooden grinder?
A plastic grinder?
A mate called Kevin who spends most of his time grinding his teeth?

Mmm, it would be the 'best' grinder, closest to Centraal St., and MUST be dripping with sarcasm. The 'best' sarcasm 'at the moment'.

you are sound as a pound my friend.

No, fo' real... wheres the best cannabis?

To cover some of your questions: No!

i tend to bring most goodies with me like rizla grinders. best smokes well you need to read some trip reports and take notes. fav drink chocomel. fav bar nes.. blah blah blah

A Leprechaun wrote:!

Is there anybody else out there who would like to live my life for me?

Not Your Life!

sarcasm - it's not for everyone

wow.. how do I walk, How do I breathe, how do I get off of a train, How do I walk up stairs.. Etc. etc. etc.. search the forum .. Most of your answers will be found here.. searching the forum topics will answer all of your questions and more.. AND.. you can plan all you want, but the most fun is freewheeling it in the DAM.. search, explore.. I spent 2 days walking around high as fuck on killer weed and truffles.. never had a better time.. JIM