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just what the title says. really dont wanna spend time typing on a keyboard while in amsty, wanna enjoy it but i feel like i owe u guys. so sorry for the horrible grammar and misspelling as i was never really good in english any way.

here goes the weed I've tried in order or am gonna smoke.



Voyagers- don tangelo 13.50 euro nice look,smell,taste and high.

Willi wortel in Haarlem 9 euro indica dont remember name great look, alright smell, not good high.

only went here cuz i couldn't find birdy's even after i got help from ww budtender still couldn't find it. wanted jelly hash but not gonna spend another 8 something euro on a roundtrip to haarlem.

Amnesia- critical kush 15 euro nice look,nice taste, ok smell, good high

Utopia- asked budtender fave between straw D and kandy kush and she advised KK.
o.k look, nice smell, taste and high? don't know as I have not smoked it yet. going to the dutch resistance musuem now cuz it opens at noon.

more about KK and other weed later.

Nice one Bg C! Top reporting!

Thanks for taking time-out on your hols to write a Live report. Looks like you are getting some CSs in nice and quickly . What did you think of Amnesia? I always visit that place but find it very touristy, busy and over-priced. Such is the way with Centrum CSs. Good milkshakes in there though!

Enjoy your trip lad!

shame u didnt find birdy it is a nice shop myabe next time i will join ya orso

Enjoy your trip
We found Birdy a nightmare to find went the wrong way out of the station though .
The scenic route some would say , fucking long way round says ft , again enoy your trip

KK's taste was good but high was just ok.

Went to grey area and asked to choose between OG kush(16 euro) and mean Martian green(14 or 14.5, don't remember exactly) as both said great taste and high. Chose the OG as i liked it's smell a lil better. OG had nice smell, taste, and high. Definitely comparable to the quality of the DT at Voyagers.

Headed to Paradox as I heard here they have great edibles and as soon as I found it they were closing at 8pm? Well some shops do close early(grey area comes to mind) told the shopkeeper
That was mopping that I would see him tomorrow then and he smiled back and said see ya tomorrow.

From Paradox went to spirit just to check out their pinball machines. Spent over 10 euro and an hour their playing shrek PB. Didn't get any weed but enjoyed their games. They 6 PB machines, a pool table, a 2 player race car game. And I also saw some stoners playing backgammon. Only one of their PB machines was out of order and said "stuk".

From paradox headed to tweede kamer and bought some C5/gem for 12.50 euro. It was the first indica on the menu. Although it smelled and looked good and was also the stickiest bud I had gotten so far-it's taste and high were sub-par. This one dissapointed me.

Gotta say DT from voyager best so far. More later.


Oh yeah someone asked my thoughts of amnesia. I know it is a bit overpriced but staff is top notch and I never bought anything I didn't like from them.

Great write up mate

Got to say the Don tangelo was my favourite weed from my last trip, looking forward to the end of Aug when i can get some more

May have to try the Don Tan` from Voyagers.

Looking forward to getting the Grey Haze from Grey Area too, as this was the highlight smoke of my last trip in 2011. Martian mean green was good too.

sounds like you are having fun on your travels over this side of the pond dude.

May see you in Voyagers tomorrow as I`ll sure be there tomorrow morning.

Thanks for taking time out again on your vacation to write the report.

Headed back to Voyagers as I didn't want to play the guessing game anymore at coffeeshops. Figured if the DT was formidable might as well try some other strains. Walked in and told her I had tried the DT and what she suggested I go from their. She suggested I try sour kush aka headband for 15 euro. And I gotta say it was yummy! Nice everything! I was stoned and still had another half gram left. Still bought another gram. That budtender was awesome! Small cute czeck(sorry bout spelling) republic girl who spoke at least three different languages when I was there. Asked her if I could give her 5 euro for an old menu and she gave me two but flat out refused my 5 euro(as you can't sell menu's in holland, she told me to say I stole it). Still threw a 2 euro coin in the tip jar and told her it was for the weed reccomedation(not lying )

From there headed back over to paradox to get my hand on some of those edibles.
Got there and told the BT to gimme a space cake for 6 euro and a bottle water. he offered me some tap water and I said hell yeah, thanks. Saved me two euro and every euro counts. Package warns to only eat half a slice and wait two hours if you are an experienced stoner. I eat the whole slice
Went back to CS spirit to play some more Pinball and smoke some more sour kush aka headband while I wait for the effects of the spacecake to kick in.

Well it's been two hours and I am hyper as shit as I type this. Effects more like speed. thought I would be more down instead of uppity. Might drink some sugar as package also advises as I head outta here and probably back to voyagers.

No probs LB! Just taking a few mins to return the favor that other acder's have done for me. Don't know if i'll be there in there morn as I'm pretty sure I'm going to Rotterdam, but ya can't go wrong at Voyagers it seems. 2 for 2 so far, I'll let ya know if it's 3 for 3 later.

Hahaha! Enjoy those space cakes dude! have a cool evening.

looks like you are being sucked into that voyagers vortex!

Went back to voyagers and tried shoreline for 13.5 euro. Ok smell, nice taste look and high. While I was there ended up meeting Usbonglord, matty223, lion of Judah and a BT from Barney"s. and boy did I get wasted. That dude knows how to throw a session. Would have kept going if Voyagers didn't close at 11pm. Ah well muy fun while it lasted.

Big C wrote:Went back to voyagers and tried shoreline for 13.5 euro. Ok smell, nice taste look and high. While I was there ended up meeting Usbonglord, matty223, lion of Judah and a BT from Barney"s. and boy did I get wasted. That dude knows how to throw a session. Would have kept going if Voyagers didn't close at 11pm. Ah well muy fun while it lasted.

nice meeting you , you caught a great session the last night in Amsterdam lol.

peace matty

Enjoying your report so far, thanks!

How did your trip pan-out? Haven`t seen you on here since you were in Amsterdam..

Hope you didn`t fall into a canal Big C