aug 23-28

[Addlestoner]

Glad your enjoying it guys, and honestly i cant praise cafe batvia enough! and i did attempt to meet some people from acd but it wasnt meant to be.



Day 3

Wake up to the best site possible my partners sat at the table skinning up the days preroll's and shes even cleaned the bong, what a keeper . The weathers still pretty bleak so i go down to check the weather report and the good news is this is the last day of consatnt rain . So we reschedule renting the bikes till tommorow and i head of from my pre breakfast wake and bake. I headed of to centrum thinking voyagers was an early opener (https://www.coffeeshopdirect.com/forum/viewt ... 11&t=21675) Sadly it wasnt so i settled for a smoke in central coffeeshop, where i ended up talking to an old couple from dallas, we chatted about the differences in cannabis culture round the world and non tokers views.


Head back to the hotel getting funny looks from everyone as its 8 ocolock in the morning pouring with rain and im in a t-shirt grinning like a cheschire cat. After denting the hotels profits at breakfast we decided to take a poke round anne franks house which i found intresting, I love history but im more of a reader. After a few more un memorable coffeeshop experiences my girlfriend fancied trying the barneys uptown thing. So we got a gram of utopia haze and some liberty melt for the bong then headed across the road to dine. I split the melt in half and we had a beautiful bong hit to prepare us for our burgers, we finished the meal off with a spliff each and we just smoked and drank for the rest of the evening, Was one of them nice times where you learn alot about someone.


We headed back of to the hotel early (8ish) grabbed a kebab an watched a film in bed. Due to the rain we were behind our schedule so decided tommorow we wouldnt let rain stop us!






Quick question for you guys, liberty melt is a bho extraction isnt it? if not how on earth do they get amber shatter from water?

[Veggie]

I thought you were going to say she was naked and rolling a joint......cuz that is really the best sight"...lol

[Addlestoner]

Day 4


wake up and am happy to see the weathers improving only a few clouds and light rain so i head off to bulldog for a few games of pacman. I order a hot chocalate and ask the barmaid to fill up my bong and started with some g-13 mixed with a little champagne haze, had a few games of pacman and was pondering how someone could of achieved the high score. With no intention of making a purchase i peeked at bulldogs menu and then finished of my drink while the barmaid cleaned my bongs but on my way out i see the older couple from dallas, they start insisting that we smoke a joint over a coffee and i ended up in the most surreal conversation ever about growing up on a ranch, eventually i managed to leave and get on the tram, the hotels breakfast ended at 10:30 and by the time i got back it was 10:45 but the staff allowed me to load up a plate and bring it upstairs.

Quick munch and explanation as to why i was an hour late and were both buzzing at the thought of a day pedaling a boat around the canals. We jumped on the tram to the leidsplein and headed to rookies for a pre voyage smoke after getting sufficiently high we headed to the pedal boat dock and rented a boat for 3 hours for around 25e. Once we were in the boat we realised that being high was not gunna help us on the busy canal haha, we had around 20 people watching us repeatedly crash into the walls of the canal while trying to dodge the large tourist boats. After around 15 minutes of fits of laughter we had masterd the controls and were on our way, we found our way to barneys lounge and then basjoe. Once stocked up we parked up under a bridge for a little smoke. It started raining but luckily the boats had a rain cover! We dropped the boat off by central station at about half two then done the usual and ate in batvia, then after lunch i woud pop over to voyagers make a purchase smoke a bowl then finish off with a drink in batvia.

Headed to dampkring to stock up, but i didnt like the service at all and thought the tiny samples they showed under the counter were pointless, ended up leaving and jumping on the tram to the leidsplein. Stopped of at a bakery and got some sweet pastries then off to vondel park where we came across a man in his 20s playing guitar and singing under the bridge. We stopped and appreciated his music for 15 minutes then gave him a couple of euros and headed off to find a nice place to smoke in the park. Ended up lying under a tree and smoked an indica instead of sativa which resulted in me being asleep, I think it was a combination of the sun, being full and being stoned. Woke up at around 5:30 and we went to the hotel to shower and freshen up, across the road was an argentenian grill so we got a couple of steaks which were perfect. Then we went had a walk around the local area which had some nice looking places to eat and finished with a smoke infront of a huge canal. once again my girlfriend was exhausted so it was bed for her centrum for me.

I was pretty tired so i decided i would check out the coffeeshop across the road from 1ehulp (Forgotten the name). I asked the dealer for something fruity but she didnt really have anything that met my description so i asked what her reccomendation was, She side the white widow was actually probally one of the best alebit one of the cheapest. It didnt have much of a smell or taste but the smoke was smooth and clean and got me extremely high. I sat and chatted to some locals and expats, the expats said it was alot harder than they realised it would be when upping and moving to dam. After some good chat and a bit of banter about me having to leave amsterdam in a few days i headed back to the hotel. Couldnt go past without getting a kebab (i would love one now mmmmm) ended up swapping a joint for a kebab and 2 peach ice teas. munched up while watching some pretty terrible tv then off to bed.

[Addlestoner]

Day 5

Woke up pining then piney taste of barneys liberty haze so i knew where my wake and bake was destined to be. Showered dressed then mastering the trams into town like a local. Walked in to an empty barneys and asked the budtender for 10e of liberty haze. Cracked out the screens and done the whole 0.2 in 1 hit, instant high! It was one of those times when the high hits you so hard it feels like youre temples are contracting and your whole body buzzes positively. Sat for a while drinking my hot chocolate watching the world go by, topped up my high with the volcano before i left.

After breakfast we went to rookies for a quick rent 2 bikes, The kid working in the shop was trying to scare us with stories of how muggers try to rob him at knifepoint almost daily, I played along but was just thinking give me the fucking bike. The riding around honestly was the hilight of the trip but not exactly intresting to write about, We did manage to cover alot of the town. My partners alot fitter than me so as we ''accidently'' ended up outside voyager i decided i would chill an smoke for an hour while she explored more. After losing track of time i phoned my partner and we met up outside central with 15 minutes to get to the leidsplein, problem was we couldnt remember where exactly and we had left a 200e deposit! So after trying to retrace our steps from rookies we lucked out and ended up at the bikeshop on time.

We jumped on the tram towards the hotel so we could go out for dinner together, but as we approached the stop near 1ehulp she saw the look on my face and said it was fine she fancied an early night anyway. Look through a few different strains but nothing rivals the g-13, So i got another gram of g-13 and smoked while listening to eminem. Then i ended up having a chat with an irish couple of around the same age as me, had a few games of pool then and ran for the last tram. Another kebab and up to bed, Couldnt sleep so had to break the no smoking rule again.

As i was drifting off the realisation that tommorow was my last day hit hard, i had to make it special.

[Hypno]

Im really enjoying you report Addlestoner! Thats a great deal with the Kebab shop dude you have there.
I think it great that your Mrs gives you the freedom to do your own thing when you are out there man, she sounds cool!

[Xenomorph]

Great writeup dude!

Looking forward to the "Special Day"

[treetop]

Nice write up. Pretty active stuff. Boats, bikes and Batvia! Tempted to rent a bike and go over to 1ehulp for the G 13 next time I'm in town now.
Thanks for posting this write up. Really enjoying reading it. Great partner you have there btw. Wish I could find someone into weed as well. Maybe one day....

[Lamont]

Great reporting, really enjoying it. Thanks!

[geekymonkey]

Really enjoying this- thanks for sharing!

[Addlestoner]

Really glad you guys are enjoying it im gunna get the final day up after i unwind and smoke.