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Woke 5am looked out to the window to frost covering the windscreen of the cars. Quick Google to reveal outside temperature for Glasgow was 1 degree. Joint of Grand Cru then off to the airport. Flight went uneventful and arrived at Centraal ready and primed for attack.

First stop the GVB for a 48 hr pass then off to Voyagers to be greater by the wide grin of Stan the man, quick greeting then to business. 2 grams of Super Lemon Bio Haze and an Orangina and over to Stan for some joint building in which the 2 gram went pretty sharply so another 3 g of LA Woman was swiftly liberated. The thing with Stan is he builds some damn fine joints, rolling as I type in Batavia, and knows practically every stoner in the Dam. Few casual greets and we meet Scott from not far where I stay in Scotland think he was rattling some Kandy Kush throw a bong and was enjoying it immensely. after an hour of talkin quality stoner crap including nominating Stan as chief joint rolling for Darth Vader and the Imperial Forces

After a stoned brutal stagger to Utopia, we were greeted by the friendly face of Neil. couple of Coffees ordered and straight in for the Grand Cru, Neil said it was a bit older and harder and not as good as the previous batch. Scott recommended the Nepalese Cream, so I tried a joint of the N.C, thanks Scott, and promptly felt my head expand slowly and softly.

TBC..........

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Continued live from Ibiza......

Handed over some gratefully received Tetley tea bags to Nel who in returned the favour by offering some Nepalese Cream for a reasonable rate, thanks Nel for some pukka hash at a great price. Stan had some business at Grey Area so we staggered over there as I was looking for some more Greyberry, the queue looked more like a UN food drop in some famine stricken country so we bolted and decided that checking in the hotel would be cool. Farewell to Scott, then board the tram for museumplein to seek out Hotel Bema.

Climbed Mt Kilimanjaro to reach the reception, problem with check in. Turns out they are full but the can give me a room nearby for the same price. Few alarm bells started to ring and the manager offered to run Stan and I to the new digs. 20 min drive deep past Jordan and into Fagles street, near Westerpark. Turns out alarm bells should not have been required, they were given me an apartment for the same money, £50 a night for all mod coins which I thought not to fuckin bad at all. Off to 1e Hulp for some Zero Zero, 3g and still fresh soft and strong. Also grab some G13 from here and once again no complaints, great weed for the price

After a couple of knock out Stan specials we went off to Grey Area in the hope that the UN food drop had finished, with great relief it had and we were 2nd in queue, 5g of Greyberry swiftly liberated and Stan does is thing and off we go to Green Place for a look at some of the Maximellow/Twizzla, budtender recommended the Maximellow over the Twizzla for quality so another 3g swiftly purchased and a seat found, Maximellow, very smooth with a great hit.

8pm we call it a night as we had been rattling it for 9 hours straight and I needed supplies and find my way back to Fagles St. Off the tram at 1e Hulp and remembered the recommendation for Funky Monkey for comfy seating and popped in there. Quick look at menu and spotted Warm Ootjes, never tried so asked for a look, tender said Pollen and Zero Zero is better but I fancied a try of the W O. Tried to pronounce it and the tender looked at me smiling at me struggling to pronounce the words, warm was fine ootjes were fucking with me. I asked how I should pronounce it and he said "Warm Ears". Yeah nice he pal but settled back in the comfy couches to smoke some warm ears, nice enough but a bit dry, bit of a subtle mind fuck effect. Staggered off in the direction of the flat via Sterk, to grab some bread, cheese and some cakes for back at the flat.........


TBC.......

Great reporting so far! I plan on being at the TnT at Voyager's tomorrow night so maybe see you there.

That would be cool boss

...back to flat to survey the days haul and get something quick and simple to eat, bread and cheese is now regarded as staple diet in Ams for me. Built a missile of a joint for the balcony, sat down to spark up and I hear a female American accent from the flat above call out, "Get ready Amsterdam", referring to the nights activities I stoned as a rabbit called out in a deep Scottish accent "Amsterdam welcomes and please be safe ladies.....(laughter from above)....and spend plenty of money as Amsterdam loves people with money"........then sparked the Greyberry and watched the night melt away. Occasionally catching glimpses of a neighbour across the block strolling about in Pink micro dress and White suspenders, another banger of Maximellow and its goodnight Vienna.

Cracking 12 hr sleep in one quiet as shit neighbourhood, shower and out the door with some Greyberry joints built to start the day. Found a route to Cent rum through Harlaamsrtaat and into Voyagers to meet the butter Stan. Usual pleasentrmies then 3g of Kandy Kush purchased, Stan spots another forum member Sam and we sit down to commence the days smoking. Now I have no idea whether Sam is a butter or a legend after saying he was here for 3 weeks and had another 1 to go, I will settle for legend and after some nut case conversations about Yellow Elephants in Vondelpark I was swaying more towards nutcase, in the best possible way. Later we met Charlie who also lives not far from back home, and he was chonging away in some nice shit that he had no idea what is was but it was gooooooood, after a couple of smokes I agreed

Decided on days plan of attack, Liverpool v Man Utd at Batavia then to Bluebird for some Otta. Into Bluebkrd straight to menu, Stan met another member from New Took, where we conducted a brief conversation about tobacco and weed and Euro/US habits and hollywood depiction of such. From there to Gray Area for Stan to do some shit, Up to LA Dolce in De Pijp for a top rate pizza for 6.50, quality cheap grub and rock bottom prices but fresh handmade and how you want it exactly, highly recommended.

Ibiza the next shop for some Honey Tblisla, very fresh and soft, 80 E ,for about 12 grams. Sweet taste and premium all round hash and some Hindu Kush, 3 g for 30 E and to top it off the coffee was superb and free, all round thumbs up. it was time to try the Otta from Bluebird, 1.6g for 25E, very ,dark with distinctive Indian blacka smell, smoked very very nice a 10 out of 10 hash. Bonus was the comfy couch upstairs was free and Man City game was on, Honey Tblisla was next and went down well, loverly taste and similar to the last batch of Grand Cru from Utopia, worth the money

Into De Graal for a look see, one thing I noticed was the price for the hash and weed was a good bit cheaper than elsewhere. Nothing purchased apart from coffee and upstairs for a seat

Tram back to Centrum with Voyagers the destination for a final smoke, nothing purchased just a final smoke then homewards.

Stopped off at Greenhouse for WiFi and smoothie

TBC............

heheheeee another day tomorow lol
pfff more smoking etc..... lol

Nice Grunt, bloody hard work to keep up with you and Stan though I'm knackered just reading. top read

Couple of foot notes

Firstly please forgive the spelling as Android predict is a bit sketchy and secondly I am stoned like a gravel road

Also I bought the remaining stock of hash in 2 coffee shops,

Turning out to be a whopper of a weekend

Grunt wrote:... as Android predict is a bit sketchy ...

Try Swiftkey. Once it gets to know you, it has prediction that is so good it's sometimes scary. Even from the start, just working with statistics about a certain language, it does an awesome job.

awesome

Enjoy

Great report. Hope can have a bit of a crawl on 24th when we all meet up. I'm thinking take a vote of whoever turns up at Voyagers and most popular is the next venue.

great reporting but I can't believe you went to De Graal and didn't buy anything Maybe see you tonight at Voyagers....