Ft & Wifey do Dam 28/10-01/11/12
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Re: Ft & Wifey do Dam 28/10-01/11/12
freezing cold water to the back of the legs & arse will give you a wake up let me tell you ,
after any wake up comes a bake when in the Dam, glad to hear you are having a great trip. Thanks for sharing.
after any wake up comes a bake when in the Dam, glad to hear you are having a great trip. Thanks for sharing.
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Re: Ft & Wifey do Dam 28/10-01/11/12
Great Report mate, keep it coming 
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Re: Ft & Wifey do Dam 28/10-01/11/12
Enjoying the details of this great trip, you two really get around.
big fan of exo cheese

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Re: Ft & Wifey do Dam 28/10-01/11/12
Good to meet you Guy's as well. Was very high checking in. Went downhill that night hence missing the Nes. Had a blast and sounds like you did too. Nice first trip for wifely 
Re: Ft & Wifey do Dam 28/10-01/11/12
Great trip report ft, very detailed,
especially for all the weed and hash you and the Mrs.'s were smoking.
You guys are doing it up right, nice.
AzLaker

You guys are doing it up right, nice.
AzLaker
If you never do, you'll never know.
Re: Ft & Wifey do Dam 28/10-01/11/12
Great trip report, thanks for taking the time to post it.
Blue Cheese from GP is on my list for later in the month.
Blue Cheese from GP is on my list for later in the month.
People call stoners lazy but guess what assholes, that blunt doesn't pass itself.
Re: Ft & Wifey do Dam 28/10-01/11/12
i am soo smart i will not listen to that crap it looks i am listening intersted etc.. its goes from a to b other ear in other ear out so smart i am i dont listen to people there shitUSBONGLORD wrote:Good run man...here's yer lungsgapie don't know shit
.....the sun,,Ha....nuclear monkeys with death rays..I'll explain it to em...lol
how lesser u know
so you know make the most of it
GetHigh,DoStuff&Dont give a FUCK!
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Re: Ft & Wifey do Dam 28/10-01/11/12
exactly...so monkeys with death rays,and then suns just fine 
rockin into the night
Re: Ft & Wifey do Dam 28/10-01/11/12
can't w8 lol planet of the monkeys with death rays to kill all the humans and the sun burns and it is hot lolUSBONGLORD wrote:exactly...so monkeys with death rays,and then suns just fine
GetHigh,DoStuff&Dont give a FUCK!
Re: Ft & Wifey do Dam 28/10-01/11/12
Thanks for the comments
we had a great time , she is already planning next years 
Again , nice to meet you , sounds like your trip went wellstrangename wrote:Good to meet you Guy's as well. Was very high checking in. Went downhill that night hence missing the Nes. Had a blast and sounds like you did too. Nice first trip for wifely
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Re: Ft & Wifey do Dam 28/10-01/11/12
edited to correct date
Space monkeys
meanwhile back in 2012 
Tuesday 30th October 2012
Up fairly early , 08:00 ish , smoke a little Diesel , Honey Haze & Sugar Punch while we get ready then head out for breakfast .
So again pointing out a few things along the way , the 1's I remember are unfortunatly the shops that had closed
we went straight over to & into Barneys Uptown , got there around 09:00ish (think it opens at 08:00?)& it was empty
so table no problem , Irish Breakfast for me , Pancakes for Wifey , eat chill smoke , very nice,
exchanged quick hello's with Derry is it ?
Wicked visit here felt very comfortable , Wifey loved it
great friendly service , largeish bald guy & a very smiley curlyish dark haired lady , served us every time we went in & couldn't have been more helpful 
So onwards , off to Haarlem
Walk over to the station & I try for a quick wind-up , basically had Wifey hiding her joint because police were across the road from the station , then her trying to smoke covertly which had me cracking up , then her swearing her head off at me after working out that the police in the nice bright hi-vis jackets that she was hiding her joint from , were actually traffic wardens
So both suitably fed & high (smoking from the stash , don't think we brought anything before we got to Haarlem ) up to the platform .
*** 1st day I brought our tickets for Haarlem from the airport station to save time , worked well ***
Short journey , out the station & into Willie Wortels Sativa , went in to grab atleast a coffee for Wifey ,quite wet & cold today , got a g of Haarlem Diesel , very nice smoke , horny weed as Wifey calls it
From WW Sat we coasted down towards Empire I think it was , but finding it rammed packed we quickly carried on & Wifey happened to spot CS Join Us (Theehuis or whatever
) as we were wandering 
In we go fairly small shop , 2 guys sitting apart & 1 serving lady bt
Wifey loved her tattoos
All very nice people , had quite a long chat about using MJ as meds , how effective , what works best , what doesn't do anything .
Got their S5 Haze 12e/13e , may have been written as just S5
Fucking rocket fuel
lovely lovely fruity , I say oranges , Wifey said pineapple , high lasted quite a while
big mistake in not grabbing more
can't remember why we didn't ?
Stayed for ages
, we had dried off fairly nicely by the time we left 
Excellent shop , small, not sure we would have fitted in with the chair had there been more people in , but very welcoming
only tried the S5 but it's well worth a try & the shop is well worth a visit 
The weather had turned quite shitty by the time we left , so not really hanging around we got over to WW Indica as quickly as possible , soaked by the time we got there, all high/stone gone I took Wifey straight through to the back & we settled next to the pinball machines .
Got 2 very warming coffee's
& a g of their Lemon Jack 8e, smelt fantastic 
Back to the table , rolled a j each of the LJ , lovely smoke, for me anyway
& onto pinball , 2 machines , couldn't remember which I had read a warning about , it was the first 1 I tried
can't remember what machine it is
? onto the Pirates of the Carribean machine which worked fine , had a couple of goes sat back down & Wifey says " you can take that horrible shit back" meaning the Lemon Jack " since i've lit that all I want to do is argue & rip your fucking head off"
woah there Wifey
Orange Bud ,instead, can't remember where from , whichever shop you are , thankyou thankyou , worked well & worked fast 
After she had calmed down & cheered up she explained that the LJ had made her feel that i'd just buggered off to play pinball & left her to it , which had royally pissed her off , now if you know the shop you will know just how close those sofa's at the back are to the pinball machines , I couldn't have been much closer , fucking wierd shit & no-more Lemon Jack for Wifey , ever .
Eventually stayed for quite a while again trying to dry off & warm up best as possible , played more than a few games in the end
Asked if I could buy a WW Indica mug , not for sale .
Headed out with the intention of ending up @ Birdy's .
Stopped so Wifey could get a few pic's of the windmill , then it began to piss down
Wifey had had enough by now so we made the decision to head back to Dam & our apartment instead .
Quick enough walk back to the station , train ride , back to apartment for 18:00 ish .
Coffee , dry clothes , fat joints , full bongs
munchies , more smoke
May have popped out for a fly & but or 2 but can't be sure .
Wifey lasted till about 21:00/22:00 I lasted about an hour more before dragging myself to bed
Knackering but bloody great day 
Space monkeys
Tuesday 30th October 2012
Up fairly early , 08:00 ish , smoke a little Diesel , Honey Haze & Sugar Punch while we get ready then head out for breakfast .
So again pointing out a few things along the way , the 1's I remember are unfortunatly the shops that had closed
so table no problem , Irish Breakfast for me , Pancakes for Wifey , eat chill smoke , very nice,
exchanged quick hello's with Derry is it ?
Wicked visit here felt very comfortable , Wifey loved it
So onwards , off to Haarlem
Walk over to the station & I try for a quick wind-up , basically had Wifey hiding her joint because police were across the road from the station , then her trying to smoke covertly which had me cracking up , then her swearing her head off at me after working out that the police in the nice bright hi-vis jackets that she was hiding her joint from , were actually traffic wardens
So both suitably fed & high (smoking from the stash , don't think we brought anything before we got to Haarlem ) up to the platform .
*** 1st day I brought our tickets for Haarlem from the airport station to save time , worked well ***
Short journey , out the station & into Willie Wortels Sativa , went in to grab atleast a coffee for Wifey ,quite wet & cold today , got a g of Haarlem Diesel , very nice smoke , horny weed as Wifey calls it
From WW Sat we coasted down towards Empire I think it was , but finding it rammed packed we quickly carried on & Wifey happened to spot CS Join Us (Theehuis or whatever
In we go fairly small shop , 2 guys sitting apart & 1 serving lady bt
All very nice people , had quite a long chat about using MJ as meds , how effective , what works best , what doesn't do anything .
Got their S5 Haze 12e/13e , may have been written as just S5
Fucking rocket fuel
Stayed for ages
Excellent shop , small, not sure we would have fitted in with the chair had there been more people in , but very welcoming
The weather had turned quite shitty by the time we left , so not really hanging around we got over to WW Indica as quickly as possible , soaked by the time we got there, all high/stone gone I took Wifey straight through to the back & we settled next to the pinball machines .
Got 2 very warming coffee's
Back to the table , rolled a j each of the LJ , lovely smoke, for me anyway
After she had calmed down & cheered up she explained that the LJ had made her feel that i'd just buggered off to play pinball & left her to it , which had royally pissed her off , now if you know the shop you will know just how close those sofa's at the back are to the pinball machines , I couldn't have been much closer , fucking wierd shit & no-more Lemon Jack for Wifey , ever .
Eventually stayed for quite a while again trying to dry off & warm up best as possible , played more than a few games in the end
Headed out with the intention of ending up @ Birdy's .
Stopped so Wifey could get a few pic's of the windmill , then it began to piss down
Wifey had had enough by now so we made the decision to head back to Dam & our apartment instead .
Quick enough walk back to the station , train ride , back to apartment for 18:00 ish .
Coffee , dry clothes , fat joints , full bongs
Wifey lasted till about 21:00/22:00 I lasted about an hour more before dragging myself to bed
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