Ft & Wifey do Dam 28/10-01/11/12

[Colino]

really useful and entertaining as always, thanks!

[pengaldinho]

Enjoying your report, i was there some of the same days as you. I tried Betty twice for ice but no luck, at least someone got some! I loved paradox 100% sativa and my mate the HK from CM. I also had GA's SB unpressed ice last trip and didn't think much. Thanks for the enjoyable read, hopefully getting my report up this weekend.

[USbongLord]

.....doing just fine

[ftcarer]

Thankyou everyone

Enjoying your report, i was there some of the same days as you. I tried Betty twice for ice but no luck, at least someone got some! I loved paradox 100% sativa and my mate the HK from CM. I also had GA's SB unpressed ice last trip and didn't think much. Thanks for the enjoyable read, hopefully getting my report up this weekend.

SB umpressed was , yeah just not nice maybe the hashest thing we tried , that 100% was bloody lovely
I'll look forward to yours

edit , wednesday will be up soon, no written notes so we'll see what we remember , we have a bit

[ftcarer]

Few additions I have since remembered by this time in our trip we also had buy&fly'd @Resin , Diesel Haze Ice/Iso (can't remember how they had it spelt) dark grey lump , turned to dust with little effort , nice enough taste but not really strong imo , & the Gold Resin , dark green powder , sprinkly liberally not much taste but very quick acting , little pipe/bong hit of this got our heads buzzing

Stones Corner for Dr Grinspoon & Dr Grinspoon's Sister , both very nice , very high giving smokes , can't remember what the menu said the difference was but we do remember liking the Sister a little bit more

HSB@M again, for SSH (outfuckingstanding), more on that to come

Wednesday 31 October 2012 (once we got going we remembered quite a bit , one hazey laugh led to another , if i'd had had notes i'd prob still be writing )

Woke to alarm (which I don't remember setting) @ 08:00 , fuck that , no no no , go back to sleep
Wake again around 09:30 , give Wifey a little nudge , "past 9 wanna get up ?", " ok what we smoking ?"
Over to "the table" , baggies & rizla & roach & a ready to be rolled joint no idea what that was & 2 nice fat 5g bags with little labels in my handwriting saying HSBM/SSH , cool , don't remember getting these , smelt fantastic , tasted great , got us very high , great way to start the day
Smoke,coffee, smoke ,juice, smoke , get ready , smoke
Leave around 11ish with the plan of going slowly over to De Blauwe Pan for lunch .
Smoke in hands we took a slow wandering walk over to Westerstraat is it ? walked past the still closed Spirit , cold but not to wet but high enough , down to De Blauwe Pan , open sign , 11:00-20:00 everyday I think it was & they were fucking shut , not fucking happy atall .
Gave Wifey another j while telling her , "shit , let's go Barneys" was her restrained reply
So off we go , up to Uptown quick enough , very busy , looked completely packed but no our friendly skinhead in charge says " yes , no problem , we can put the chair right next to you " , sweet last 2 seats though

Another great meal , Burger & fries , banana milkshake for me Champagne Breakfast & coffee for Wifey , big thumbs up
Smoked , ate , smoked
Stayed till around 14:30 smoking & having a right fucking laugh & it was packed the whole time , pace was absolutely buzzing
So saying our thanks & goodbyes we' we're off , back to towards Spirit .
Again quick enough walk , into Spirit.We love Spirit now aswell

Bit worried about the steps as some will remember my questions, no worries , extra door's appeared , tables & chairs were moved & I could push Wifey right through to the back & those big comfy chairs
Coffee , weed of somekind & settled in the back
Spent ages in here playing the diff machines , only 1 wasn't working .
Smoked loads , spent a shiiiiiitttttttload of the 1e coins we had put aside so far & again had a great time , had the machine to ourselves for well over an hour & even then only a group of 4/5 came in & only 2 wanted to play .
Stayed well over 2 hrs & when we left a different bt again moved the chairs & tables , even asked 2 people to move this time which they did without complaint & made the door reappear excellent visit , excellent place

So onwards we went , thought about a buy & fly from CS 137 but when we get there Wifey decides we should stay & smoke "2 coffee's please " so we do , again don't remember what we buy but buy we did g each of 2 diff again Stayed for a j & a coffee & I do remember that Wifey was impressed with what she had picked as her g so we got 5 more

Quick buy & fly @ Siberie for Caligum ( lovely )& SSH(outdoor)ice /Plack Pearl ( def plack tasty but meh ) & slow walk back to the center for dinner , Wifey had the brainwave that we should try the Old Quarter , stayed there loads but only eaten breakfast .
Fairly empty but , pea soup , waitress advised it was very filling so we might want to share , she was very correct , Wifey didn't have much though , found it a bit to peppery .
Main courses , of chicken breast & chips for Wifey "lovely" & I had something I have no hope of spelling & i'm not looking up but it was green & had kale in it , served with a huge meatball, delicious meal , stuffed we was

Walked down & back past/in/out of Rene's then back to the apartment for around 22:00 ???
Leaving Wifey to smoke & chill I shot out & down to Bushdoctor , grabbing Grand Daddy Melt & Helly Dawg , straight back up towards the apartment , cut across instead & went to 420 , more of their NYD for Wifey & the bakery across for a load of munchies for us both
Back to the apartment , buying & flying again from Green Place for more Kushadelic & Blueberry Cheese .
We smoked fucking loads , weed j's, hash j's , mixed j's , pipes , bongs
Made a big dent then smoked some more .
GD melt was bloody strong but I in particular found it very harsh , coughed my guts up for 10-15 mins solid , bright red on my knees at 1 point Wifey handled that particular bowl much better
Helly Dawg was much better , just as strong if not slightly quicker acting & no coughing fit
smoked & smoked some more & finally gave up & crashed around 04:30
1 hell of a mad stoney high day

Last day left

[TwoCanucks]

430am...early end to the night lol, great stuff!

[ftcarer]

Thanks TC , enjoy your upcoming trip

Thursday 01 November 2012

Wake to alarm @09:00 , last day ;-(
Wake Wifey & we drag ourselves up for a coffee & 1st smoke stash needs smoking
Check out is @ 11:00 (had asked if we could stay till we left city @18:00 but hadn't heard back) & we have a T&T @ Paradox @ 11:00 , great planning ft
Smoke , coffee, smoke , toast , smoke , pack a bit , smoke , pack a bit more , swear at bags , smoke , assault bags in last attempt to get everything to fit , smoke , chill
10:45 still haven't heard anything , go out & again knock on the door above us , Perry answers this time & says " I txt'd you man , you can stay no problem & i've booked your taxi for 18:00 " late finding out but better than having to get out straight away .

Chilled that we can relax atleast a little , we smoke some more & basically forgot about the T&T ,then remembered, then realised that we were 20 mins late & roughly 20 mins away .
Sorry we didn't make it Gapie
Wifey was pretty much battered at this point it had been a looooooong stoney/high , cold /wet , amazing week & we had made a serious dent in the stash, she picked to go to 1 place then come back for 1-2 hrs sleep so she could be atleast a little rested before the 16:00 T&T @ Voyagers , so j's in hands , off we go

Barneys Uptown , again
Got there around 12ish ?? half full so in & sat down no prob's
Same people working with the addition of another happy smiley quite short dark haired lady .
Order up 2 x Irish breakfast's & leaving Wifey to smoke I make a quick run across the road to check it out .
Outside I bump into & recognise 1 of the guys from "Amsterdam Nights" which happened to be repeated for the 10,000th time not long before we left , it was the guy who got stoned with his mates in Barneys , he was working for them then & still does & as of that day atleast , because it was a UK programme , he said he still hasn't seen it , just has loads of people saying hello
So , over to the CS , group of 15 or so trying to get in , all told , i'd's no good & you look to young not coming in , then another 6 of them are called back out aswell .
Barneys was the only CS to ask me for i'd Wifey was never asked
In I go , massive queue so back out I go , got food on it's way don't you know
Straight down the road to quickly checkout Greenhse , packed , fuck that , into Dampkring , know I brought 2 diff strains because I rolled a j of each once back in Uptown but can't remember what they were ??
Food arrived , excellent as it had been everyday , Wifey decides last day so fuck it , "Red Cherry Berry Cocktail please" , 11e ,fair enough , smelt strong & fucking awful tbh to me but I don't drink alcohol , Wifey took a gulp & after a shudder "fucking hell that's strong , to strong " a top up of a little more juice made sorted that out .
Stoned/high 1 of us a little tipsy , we made our way back towards the partment , stopping @ the wicked little bottle shop just north of Blues Brothers for pictures & a little something for the hold luggage
Back to the apartment for 14:00 ish , rolled Wifey a large j , filled a bong & made a little list of who we hadn't managed to get a gift for Put aside the g joint's for the airport along with the taxi/airport/last g @ Voyagers money & left the now sleeping Wifey to go grab the presents .
Had a last wander round the center , choccy's , fluffy slippers , keyrings & other assorted holiday expected stuff back roll 2 large j's fill the bong & both pipes & wake Wifey
Quick blast through that lot , the stash was very dented by now & with our j's still smoking were out & making the short walk north , helped through Voyagers door's (ty Gapie & Mrs HB ) @ 16:05
Great last CS smoke ,1 last g of Don T had to be brought & smoked, worked through more of the stash , Gapie cleaned out 1 of the glass bongs for Wifey to use smoked loads very quickly & 17:00 came around far to fast ;-( saying our goodbyes to everyone & leaving Gapie with a little prezzie of the last of the Bagheera Iso , (nice enough but not spectacular by any means) & a cheeky wink of a little prezzie for Cisco we take a walk back to our lovely little apartment to spend our last hour together getting even more wrecked alone & wrecked we got
Last minute checks , where did that stash go ? taxi arrives bang on 18:00 (nice traffic jam by the time we pulled away ) Perry is down to help us out ,Amsterdam Escape , try them
& were off watching the city disappear
Get to the airport quickly enough , stand outside smoking our last j's in Dam for now
Kushadelic with THC Dust for Wifey & SSH/Don T with THC Dust (we love the THC Dust , Best Friends II ) for me
In we go very wrecked airport staff couldn't have been more helpful , bags checked , they told us we had an hour to wander , BK meals , mmmmmm, stoner food , back to waiting area , short walk through to security , straight to the front & through with minimal fuss , then they drove us down to the waiting area , short wait , out to the plane , made everyone else wait inside until Wifey was at the bottom of the steps , then told them (speedy boarders were well pissed off) that they would all have to get on the back of the plane result , sorry if you were on board & reading this but Wifey comes first get over it
Wifey hates flying but was so battered /wrecked/ knackered , she fell asleep very quickly , doesn't remember coming home really short flight , helped through the other end very quickly , even carried our bags out to the car
Short drive home & back to normal life " i hate you , i hate you , it's my turn , dad wheres my phone " kids gotta love em , "where's the stash "

Trip done ,best so far , few pic's to come

[Mr nice]

Great report, I'm glad you both had a good time. Thank you for sharing

[Cisco]

Fucking awesome report dude !! I can only hope to do as much toking !!

A wee pressie for me ?! Thanks bro , just hope I get it lol as peeps have left stuff for me before that never materialised

Much respect

[soapy]

brilliant read folks cheers .......

[Colino]

Really impressive amount of smokes!

[AzLaker]

Super final report ft, thanks for sharing.

AzLaker

[ftcarer]

Thankyou people , uploading our pics as i type so should have them up soon

Fucking awesome report dude !! I can only hope to do as much toking !!
A wee pressie for me ?! Thanks bro , just hope I get it lol as peeps have left stuff for me before that never materialised
Much respect

Can't smoke it but you'll def like it

[ftcarer]

ahh so that's where the last of the stash went

[Colina]

a very good report man!
lots of smoke

Cool you shared