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really useful and entertaining as always, thanks!

Enjoying your report, i was there some of the same days as you. I tried Betty twice for ice but no luck, at least someone got some! I loved paradox 100% sativa and my mate the HK from CM. I also had GA's SB unpressed ice last trip and didn't think much. Thanks for the enjoyable read, hopefully getting my report up this weekend.

.....doing just fine

Thankyou everyone

pengaldinho wrote:Enjoying your report, i was there some of the same days as you. I tried Betty twice for ice but no luck, at least someone got some! I loved paradox 100% sativa and my mate the HK from CM. I also had GA's SB unpressed ice last trip and didn't think much. Thanks for the enjoyable read, hopefully getting my report up this weekend.

SB umpressed was , yeah just not nice maybe the hashest thing we tried , that 100% was bloody lovely
I'll look forward to yours

edit , wednesday will be up soon, no written notes so we'll see what we remember , we have a bit

Few additions I have since remembered by this time in our trip we also had buy&fly'd @Resin , Diesel Haze Ice/Iso (can't remember how they had it spelt) dark grey lump , turned to dust with little effort , nice enough taste but not really strong imo , & the Gold Resin , dark green powder , sprinkly liberally not much taste but very quick acting , little pipe/bong hit of this got our heads buzzing

Stones Corner for Dr Grinspoon & Dr Grinspoon's Sister , both very nice , very high giving smokes , can't remember what the menu said the difference was but we do remember liking the Sister a little bit more

HSB@M again, for SSH (outfuckingstanding), more on that to come

Wednesday 31 October 2012 (once we got going we remembered quite a bit , one hazey laugh led to another , if i'd had had notes i'd prob still be writing )

Woke to alarm (which I don't remember setting) @ 08:00 , fuck that , no no no , go back to sleep
Wake again around 09:30 , give Wifey a little nudge , "past 9 wanna get up ?", " ok what we smoking ?"
Over to "the table" , baggies & rizla & roach & a ready to be rolled joint no idea what that was & 2 nice fat 5g bags with little labels in my handwriting saying HSBM/SSH , cool , don't remember getting these , smelt fantastic , tasted great , got us very high , great way to start the day
Smoke,coffee, smoke ,juice, smoke , get ready , smoke
Leave around 11ish with the plan of going slowly over to De Blauwe Pan for lunch .
Smoke in hands we took a slow wandering walk over to Westerstraat is it ? walked past the still closed Spirit , cold but not to wet but high enough , down to De Blauwe Pan , open sign , 11:00-20:00 everyday I think it was & they were fucking shut , not fucking happy atall .
Gave Wifey another j while telling her , "shit , let's go Barneys" was her restrained reply
So off we go , up to Uptown quick enough , very busy , looked completely packed but no our friendly skinhead in charge says " yes , no problem , we can put the chair right next to you " , sweet last 2 seats though

Another great meal , Burger & fries , banana milkshake for me Champagne Breakfast & coffee for Wifey , big thumbs up
Smoked , ate , smoked
Stayed till around 14:30 smoking & having a right fucking laugh & it was packed the whole time , pace was absolutely buzzing
So saying our thanks & goodbyes we' we're off , back to towards Spirit .
Again quick enough walk , into Spirit.We love Spirit now aswell

Bit worried about the steps as some will remember my questions, no worries , extra door's appeared , tables & chairs were moved & I could push Wifey right through to the back & those big comfy chairs
Coffee , weed of somekind & settled in the back
Spent ages in here playing the diff machines , only 1 wasn't working .
Smoked loads , spent a shiiiiiitttttttload of the 1e coins we had put aside so far & again had a great time , had the machine to ourselves for well over an hour & even then only a group of 4/5 came in & only 2 wanted to play .
Stayed well over 2 hrs & when we left a different bt again moved the chairs & tables , even asked 2 people to move this time which they did without complaint & made the door reappear excellent visit , excellent place

So onwards we went , thought about a buy & fly from CS 137 but when we get there Wifey decides we should stay & smoke "2 coffee's please " so we do , again don't remember what we buy but buy we did g each of 2 diff again Stayed for a j & a coffee & I do remember that Wifey was impressed with what she had picked as her g so we got 5 more

Quick buy & fly @ Siberie for Caligum ( lovely )& SSH(outdoor)ice /Plack Pearl ( def plack tasty but meh ) & slow walk back to the center for dinner , Wifey had the brainwave that we should try the Old Quarter , stayed there loads but only eaten breakfast .
Fairly empty but , pea soup , waitress advised it was very filling so we might want to share , she was very correct , Wifey didn't have much though , found it a bit to peppery .
Main courses , of chicken breast & chips for Wifey "lovely" & I had something I have no hope of spelling & i'm not looking up but it was green & had kale in it , served with a huge meatball, delicious meal , stuffed we was

Walked down & back past/in/out of Rene's then back to the apartment for around 22:00 ???
Leaving Wifey to smoke & chill I shot out & down to Bushdoctor , grabbing Grand Daddy Melt & Helly Dawg , straight back up towards the apartment , cut across instead & went to 420 , more of their NYD for Wifey & the bakery across for a load of munchies for us both
Back to the apartment , buying & flying again from Green Place for more Kushadelic & Blueberry Cheese .
We smoked fucking loads , weed j's, hash j's , mixed j's , pipes , bongs
Made a big dent then smoked some more .
GD melt was bloody strong but I in particular found it very harsh , coughed my guts up for 10-15 mins solid , bright red on my knees at 1 point Wifey handled that particular bowl much better
Helly Dawg was much better , just as strong if not slightly quicker acting & no coughing fit
smoked & smoked some more & finally gave up & crashed around 04:30
1 hell of a mad stoney high day

Last day left

430am...early end to the night lol, great stuff!

Thanks TC , enjoy your upcoming trip

Thursday 01 November 2012

Wake to alarm @09:00 , last day ;-(
Wake Wifey & we drag ourselves up for a coffee & 1st smoke stash needs smoking
Check out is @ 11:00 (had asked if we could stay till we left city @18:00 but hadn't heard back) & we have a T&T @ Paradox @ 11:00 , great planning ft
Smoke , coffee, smoke , toast , smoke , pack a bit , smoke , pack a bit more , swear at bags , smoke , assault bags in last attempt to get everything to fit , smoke , chill
10:45 still haven't heard anything , go out & again knock on the door above us , Perry answers this time & says " I txt'd you man , you can stay no problem & i've booked your taxi for 18:00 " late finding out but better than having to get out straight away .

Chilled that we can relax atleast a little , we smoke some more & basically forgot about the T&T ,then remembered, then realised that we were 20 mins late & roughly 20 mins away .
Sorry we didn't make it Gapie
Wifey was pretty much battered at this point it had been a looooooong stoney/high , cold /wet , amazing week & we had made a serious dent in the stash, she picked to go to 1 place then come back for 1-2 hrs sleep so she could be atleast a little rested before the 16:00 T&T @ Voyagers , so j's in hands , off we go

Barneys Uptown , again
Got there around 12ish ?? half full so in & sat down no prob's
Same people working with the addition of another happy smiley quite short dark haired lady .
Order up 2 x Irish breakfast's & leaving Wifey to smoke I make a quick run across the road to check it out .
Outside I bump into & recognise 1 of the guys from "Amsterdam Nights" which happened to be repeated for the 10,000th time not long before we left , it was the guy who got stoned with his mates in Barneys , he was working for them then & still does & as of that day atleast , because it was a UK programme , he said he still hasn't seen it , just has loads of people saying hello
So , over to the CS , group of 15 or so trying to get in , all told , i'd's no good & you look to young not coming in , then another 6 of them are called back out aswell .
Barneys was the only CS to ask me for i'd Wifey was never asked
In I go , massive queue so back out I go , got food on it's way don't you know
Straight down the road to quickly checkout Greenhse , packed , fuck that , into Dampkring , know I brought 2 diff strains because I rolled a j of each once back in Uptown but can't remember what they were ??
Food arrived , excellent as it had been everyday , Wifey decides last day so fuck it , "Red Cherry Berry Cocktail please" , 11e ,fair enough , smelt strong & fucking awful tbh to me but I don't drink alcohol , Wifey took a gulp & after a shudder "fucking hell that's strong , to strong " a top up of a little more juice made sorted that out .
Stoned/high 1 of us a little tipsy , we made our way back towards the partment , stopping @ the wicked little bottle shop just north of Blues Brothers for pictures & a little something for the hold luggage
Back to the apartment for 14:00 ish , rolled Wifey a large j , filled a bong & made a little list of who we hadn't managed to get a gift for Put aside the g joint's for the airport along with the taxi/airport/last g @ Voyagers money & left the now sleeping Wifey to go grab the presents .
Had a last wander round the center , choccy's , fluffy slippers , keyrings & other assorted holiday expected stuff back roll 2 large j's fill the bong & both pipes & wake Wifey
Quick blast through that lot , the stash was very dented by now & with our j's still smoking were out & making the short walk north , helped through Voyagers door's (ty Gapie & Mrs HB ) @ 16:05
Great last CS smoke ,1 last g of Don T had to be brought & smoked, worked through more of the stash , Gapie cleaned out 1 of the glass bongs for Wifey to use smoked loads very quickly & 17:00 came around far to fast ;-( saying our goodbyes to everyone & leaving Gapie with a little prezzie of the last of the Bagheera Iso , (nice enough but not spectacular by any means) & a cheeky wink of a little prezzie for Cisco we take a walk back to our lovely little apartment to spend our last hour together getting even more wrecked alone & wrecked we got
Last minute checks , where did that stash go ? taxi arrives bang on 18:00 (nice traffic jam by the time we pulled away ) Perry is down to help us out ,Amsterdam Escape , try them
& were off watching the city disappear
Get to the airport quickly enough , stand outside smoking our last j's in Dam for now
Kushadelic with THC Dust for Wifey & SSH/Don T with THC Dust (we love the THC Dust , Best Friends II ) for me
In we go very wrecked airport staff couldn't have been more helpful , bags checked , they told us we had an hour to wander , BK meals , mmmmmm, stoner food , back to waiting area , short walk through to security , straight to the front & through with minimal fuss , then they drove us down to the waiting area , short wait , out to the plane , made everyone else wait inside until Wifey was at the bottom of the steps , then told them (speedy boarders were well pissed off) that they would all have to get on the back of the plane result , sorry if you were on board & reading this but Wifey comes first get over it
Wifey hates flying but was so battered /wrecked/ knackered , she fell asleep very quickly , doesn't remember coming home really short flight , helped through the other end very quickly , even carried our bags out to the car
Short drive home & back to normal life " i hate you , i hate you , it's my turn , dad wheres my phone " kids gotta love em , "where's the stash "

Trip done ,best so far , few pic's to come

Great report, I'm glad you both had a good time. Thank you for sharing

Fucking awesome report dude !! I can only hope to do as much toking !!

A wee pressie for me ?! Thanks bro , just hope I get it lol as peeps have left stuff for me before that never materialised

Much respect

brilliant read folks cheers .......

Really impressive amount of smokes!

Super final report ft, thanks for sharing.

AzLaker

Thankyou people , uploading our pics as i type so should have them up soon

Cisco wrote:Fucking awesome report dude !! I can only hope to do as much toking !!
A wee pressie for me ?! Thanks bro , just hope I get it lol as peeps have left stuff for me before that never materialised
Much respect

Can't smoke it but you'll def like it

ahh so that's where the last of the stash went

a very good report man!
lots of smoke

Cool you shared