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That's right. If you want to be able to purchase and enjoy soft drugs at my house, you will have to be a registered member and local citizen in good standing, with a letter of recommendation from your clergy member of choice. Athiests will be granted an exception and allowed to present a letter of recommendation from their dentist. The number of members will be capped at a maximum of 4. Also, all soft drugs will not be allowed to exceed 99.7% THC as we feel a minimum of .3% CBD is necessary for true enjoyment.

That is all.










All above text is intended as a joke. At no time will any drugs be offered for sale at my house, to any person, no matter how good their dentist's letter of recommendation may be. If you take offense to my starting this thread, then feel free to post in other threads until this is buried.

Also, I will require more cowbell.

First...
Will a letter, written on hemp paper no less, from the owner of my local farming supply store be sufficient?
I got oil...
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Uncle Ron wrote:First...
Will a letter, written on hemp paper no less, from the owner of my local farming supply store be sufficient?
I got oil...
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Letters of recommendation from the proprietor of any farming supply store will also be accepted. You receive the first membership, only three left. Look for your official membership card to arrive within the next 420 months. Payment via oil is appreciated.