1. That I am not shot on sight by the Nederlands PM and...
2. To educate visitors that may have not encountered a breakfast buffet before.
If while queuing for the breakfast buffet you encounter a delay, then it is perfectly acceptable to bypass the always slow toast machine and shout to the front 'Oi Popeye, pass the wheat'. This may result in many answers:
a). British: Do you mind old chap, there is a queue you know. Would you prefer muesli instead?
b). French: Quel est ce blé ? Là où sont les estomacs de porcs.
c). USA: Any Lucky Stars up there?
d). Italian: Espresso. Espresso,,,,, Madre Maria, dove si trova il caffè espresso?
e). Canada: We have lots of wheat back home / Nous avons un bon nombre de blé au Canada. Eh Buddy / hein ami
f). Spain: Cafe solo, uno Soberano, ¿Que hora es? ¿Dónde estoy?
g). Germany: Diese Reihe wird nicht richtig gebildet.
Remember, there are many ways of passing the wheat without causing an international incident that results in many duplicated threads. Let this be an end to it. Perhaps..... Maybe.
