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After a good few nights toking and talking with a few fellow like minded peeps

Good trip so far with adventures to regular and new shops. After been cooked alive in the train from Cologne after an enjoyable couple of days in Germany, got into Central about 1830 and straight to Voyagers for some Don Tangelo but sadly none left. Stan, Bishy, Dimon and Francois all present . Some Skywalker obtained and a nugget of Maroc (Rabat). Skywalker a bit harsh but nice smoke with great effect. Reasonable substitute but it was not the Don Off to check in and dump bags and rejoin the proceedings at Utopia. Stuart1976 had a table full of joints that Snoop would be proud of. A half hour of carnage and off to 420. Purchase 3g of Blueberry, again bit harsh but good strong kick for 24e, reasonable value. Another hour of carnage then off to De Pijp and into Ibiza for whatever was nice on the menu. Honey Tblisla is an old favourite, so a decent chunk purchased along with some Hindu Kush, settle down upstairs in the comfiest couches in Amsterdam and sink slowly. Few power joints of HT and Hindu Kush then off to bed which luckily enough is 100 yds away.

TBC

De -Graal, Sour Power and Gardella
Utoia Cali Scissor Hash and White Fire Of
Fun key Monkey Killing Fields
Spirit Ketama and White Widow
Greenhouse Jungly Cream

Stan pool rules
Stan creamy pipemaster

cali scissor hash? oooh wee! hope there's a good stash of that.
mack.

Nice start

Grunt wrote:straight to Voyagers for some Don Tangelo but sadly none left.

Don't mention the Don ,please i've got a g screaming at me to be smoked that i'm trying to ignore & keep stashed

Have a great rest of trip

Good times! Was great fun to hang out with you and the gang at Utopia. Yesterday the legend of the Meester Pijper was born...

lmao

Day 2

Got my shit together and straight over to Ibiza for morning smoke of the Honey Tblisla, to plan the days activities Mainly a general wander and observation day. Couple of joints later and i brave the Amsterdam day. Through the market to stock up with Bananas and OJ then onwards to De Graal.

The menu looked as if it had been written by someone on a heavy Sativa, in a hurry. Deciphering the coded menu i plumped for Gardella and some Solar Power. Solar Power turned out to be Sour Power but looking at the menu it could have been anything. Coffee ordered and upstairs to settle for an hour or so Sour Power was a beautiful fruity smoke with an instant bang in the face and also the Gardella. After being assaulted by a local damp dog for an hour it was time to hit the road. The trip to the tram stop was done at a very steady pace as the walkway felt narrower than usual Into Centrum for a stroll around and towards Greenhouse nr RLD, some Manali Jungly cream purchased but too busy to stay for a smoothie.

Wander round the RLD, looking at the girls thinking how much they all don't want to be there, then some fat grubby dude walks up and their day just gets worse. Enjoying the last of the stone from De Graal, i wanted to straighten up a bit so i could enjoy the Jungly Cream. Grabbed a waffle with nutella then off to Utopia to settle with a coffee and joint. The cream was as expected, beautiful, tasty to the point of being able to tell what the village was eating that week when it was created with a killer knockout stone to follow. The whirlwind of chaos known as Stan arrived with Dimon, not sure what was in the joints Stan built. All i know is they were pure and designed to put man into space without a rocket. He produced something special from Uncle Ron, some OG18 that Stan kept by for me coming, well all i can say i fuck me with a 4 iron. Like smoking dynamite made of marshmallow. Ron, that is truly some mindfuck killer special for which i salute you. After several joints of carnage we opted for Funky Monkey, in account for the comfy couches.

Short tram trip we are there, plumped for Killing Fields. Settled back, KF was very nice, tasty and punchy. Now i have notnplayed pool in 20 odd years and opted to challange Stan. First game no problem and win to me. 2nd and 3rd game Stan sunk the Black within first couple of shots. So couple of more wins to me. 4th game we introduce Stan rules, where the black is removed until needed, another win for me. Sick of defeat added to being puggled, Stan suggests Spirit for a change. Slow staggered stroll later we arrive, White Widow smells distinctly WW. I notice Ketama on the menu for 3e a g, back to the table to catch my breath and ask Stan about the Ketama, why not was the outcome so a gram purchased and duly rolled. What a nice surpise of a smoke, flowery and smooth. Apparantly a great seller and not surprised by the quality for the price.

Short walk later and we are in Utopia, do not remember leaving Spirit or the journey from A to B. The combined thc of the OG18, Killing Fields, Ketama and some off menu superstar gear from Grey Area that Stan had was playing a merry tune in my head topped off with a warm marshmallow feeling. Into Utopia to a sight of carnage that Bob Marley would be proud of. Stuart had about a dozen joints, all pure and all top end strains pre built for the toke and talk, sitting on the table screaming at us Bongs were added to the occasion and my brain justs goes into overload meltidown, in the nicest possible way. Myself, Stuart, Bowl, Dimon and Gapie all settled down for a right good puggling Brain called time couple of hours later, back to De Pijp via Wok to Walk in Rembtantplein. Settled into Ibiza till 1 watching random shat on Facetube banging the rest of the Blueberry from 420 and some Jungly Cream

TBC.....

Quazer wrote: Good times! Was great fun to hang out with you and the gang at Utopia. Yesterday the legend of the Meester Pijper was born...

Loving the picture mate, couple do with a Photoshop tweak when I get home

Good go see you again and good to hear you have moved there, certainly a good laugh when the man from Tripoli is around

Still need to get the footage that Stuart admitted to of him falling off a couch while puggled

Love live the creamy pipen master

ftcarer wrote:Nice start

Grunt wrote:straight to Voyagers for some Don Tangelo but sadly none left.

Don't mention the Don ,please i've got a g screaming at me to be smoked that i'm trying to ignore & keep stashed

Have a great rest of trip

You got me going when you mentioned that DT was back in town, even on the Ring I was thinking about it which was not the most convenient place to be doing so, on train from Cologne I was thinking of it then to get to the shop and hear he had left town. Ahhhhh bollocks. When your will power finally cracks, enjoy boss as he is one special dude.

To top it off Bishy shows me pictures of some Iso and weed he has back home waiting, like looking at the Mona Lisa before viewing a students exhibition. Not a great start to the trip but then later carnage made up for it.

Thanks all

Great and funny read Grunt! thanks for writing down!

hello Mr Grunt ! i did thoroughly enjoyed talking and smoking with you !I wish you have a smashing rest of you trip in Dam ))

Hey Grunt,
Nice read, happy that you had a high time...
...also, thank you for the compliment ref og18.
It was a bit on the fresh side for my liking, still could use a couple of more weeks of cure to remove that last bit of moisture...
As for the og18 sativa pheno (not sure if you sampled any), IMO trashy bud but makes an awesome hash.
See ya again, and next time we share one of Uncle Ron's Oily Balls...
Happy trails...

Day 3

Woke then off to Ibiza for coffee and morning smoke, starting to like the Honey Tblisla of which the current batch is very nice and fresh. Stroll through market for some more OJ and into De Graal for a while, really liking the music/atmosphere in De Graal. Down towards Weteringcircuit and pass an Olliebollen stall. Oh who can resist those doughnut/dumpling hybrids, 6 bought for rest of trip. Headed off in the direction of Liedesplien for a nosey, passed some shops but the cheesy soul music/gangsta fuck up rap kinda put me off. Kinda hammered home to me that music/atmosphere is an important part of the smoking experience in Ams.

Ended up in Easy Times CS and noticed Black Gardella in the menu for 13e a g, 2g promptly liberated and couple of joints swiftly constructed. BG was very nice, very strong and a bit spicy. After getting pissed off with the cheesy Usher sounds I bailed towards Centrum. Quick run to Dam Sq and into Utopia, lovely coffee and couple joints. While rolling/smoking I noticed an American come in and stand by the counter, the irony dropped when he lit a cigerette and stood in front of the no smoking cigerettes sign. Half hour of chit chat with Neil then he left nice some numbers had been discussed. Nel was smoking something nice behind the counter and said that some west coast stuff may be appearing soon Short time later I noticed the American return dropped of something then departed. Neil remembered that I liked my hash and I asked if I would like to try something special40 a g was a bit rich for so I went for half a g. Tasty, fudgey and powerful impact smoke, whether it worth the money. I looked on it as an aged Scottish Malt after hearing how long it had been cured for.

With a good buzz In my head I strolled off towards WormyStraat for some grub, nothing caught my eye so I bailed to Voyager, good to see Highly Blessed and loyal sidekick Debo the wonder dog. Can of Orangina then couple of joints watching Debo do his thang, then it happened. Stomach a bit queazy, bit of gas over load, toilet in use and oh fuck this burp is feeling quite fluid. Grabbed some important gear like wallet and bolted out the door in the nick of time, well let's just say the Batavia clientelle were not amused. Just the Orangine popping up for a visit but it has been a while since I have had the sweats with a physical outcome. Composed my shit together and back in to Voyagers to carry on where I left of. Time to go get some food and towards Utopia for the TnT, couple of Olliebollen and I was fine.

Into Utopia and yup Stuart was at it again, another fistful of joints, a scene that delight Bob, Jimi, Snoop and the crew from Cypress Hill. Every one packed, pure and contain some weird ass strains. A good session ensues in which we smoke all kinds to the point we were passing joints to people that already a joint, sometimes 2. A pipe pops up and we charge that round, I take a blast and hand it back to Occasional Bowl, declaring he is the pipen Meister, then Gapie takes a monster blast and declares that he is indeed the pipen master. Later on after Gapie ordered a coffee with cream so we all christened Stan the Pipenmeister when he declared his love of cream. Over the coffee he informs us that Pipen is Dutch for Blow job and we enquired if that meant he was now the Creamy Pipenmeister, no way out everyone agreed that the legend of the Creamy Blowjob Master was born on this evening. While in a state that Keith Moon would be proud of, Stuart declared that he had a video of him smoking In an Ams Cs and slowly edging forward to the point of falling off after consuming a vast quantity of THC, we demand that footage.

TBC......

Outstanding!