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great read Stu

awesome pics.. and nice read.. looks like you had a great time!!

Nice report dude!Houseboat seemed to be a bit out of the way. Don`t think I could be bothered with getting a tram and walk so far to digs!

so got to flower market, kim got aload of bulbs and i looked for the coffeeshop/sex shop magnets (you can get 4 for 5 euros here). well theyve gone up but all my mates love em so spend 20 euros.. as were pretty close to dampkring (2 mins) fancy popping in as theyve never been, and its been awhile for me too. No were hungry. i had mentioned to them about a nice romantic/posh place for them to eat and got a blunt No. just want to get rid of them now, im tired and stoned and they are really starting to rub me the wrong way, but they are very rich and i do well out of therm, so i hold my tongue which pisses me off even more. end up back at damrak so i can get rid of them, but im hungry too. end up going in some posh expensive place (i wouldnt eat here)they had specials outside but the menu we got didnt. after getting a weird look for demanding a special from outside i had a shit burger and fries. i remember leaving them and just running off but i dont know where i went (i suppose anywhere was better) got to Utopia at 7ish and say Hi to Nel again congratulate him on the grapefruit krush. and get a few more grams, enjoy my coffee and start skinning up ive dipped into the joints a little too much. so unfortunately there were only a few pure joints.

toke and talk time arrives and in walks gapie and dimon, grunt then shows up with a fist size lump of lovely looking hash. talked more with dimon. was a pleasure meeting you man. got the impression occasional bowl wasnt a big bong toker, but give credit to where credit is due he was going a little mental on that roor bong. looked like he had untold bags of hash which went round nel came over with another free round of coffees and a some ice someone gave him as it was too strong which went into the 7 or 8 different hashish in a joint.( one thing ive always noticed is if you put lots of different hashish in a joint it always tastes lovely)
ive only got a handful of bags left now and a few joints, and nels got some new additions!!

grapefruit crush (nycd x kush)

utopia haze


strawberry cough


critical mass


white fire OG


Cali Cutters Choice.. (wild fire OG scissor hash)


saharan gold





what i tried from the menu was lovely, but i really miss the honey haze and edelwiess. was a much better t&t as we all got alot more wasted than night before. get on the tram with grunt around 12, then do another shitty walk

had another joint on the talking bridge. then got back to the houseboat and rolled up more joints till about 3..
day 3 early rise at 8 and im feeling the effect of not alot of sleep. shower, coffee, joint and feed the ducks (that was the best thing about the houseboat to be honest). so today we are visiting hortus botanicus this morning and they are coming to me, stoned william knocks on door with colin and kim. hot chocomels all round then we are off round the corner and we are there
http://dehortus.nl/
7.50 euros as we walk in and as its winter there are alot of no plants or dying, flowers are not my thing, and starting to think this is just another rip off tourist attraction, so after 10 mins walking round flower bed of dying plants notice a few greenhouses


so enter first greenhouse






greenhouse 2







big greenhouse






that pot must of cost alot of euros, past the beehives and outdoor carnivorous plants




another big greenhouse alot more humid





amazon rain forest greenhouse

Just a little snap-happy in the Greenhouse there Stuart! Great report though.