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I cant roll for shit and i've found that you can get prerolled cones you just basically stuff and go. Do all coffeeshops sell them? What do I ask for etc?

Ill be mixing my joints with tobacco, if I buy a gram of weed how much should I put in the prerolled joint before loading with tobacco (mixed obv). Half? Third? First timer remember I dont wanna be whitin' out but I do wanna be able to chuff nearly the whole lot.

Mate, have you actually toked any weed before https://www.coffeeshopdirect.com/forum/viewt ... 58#p306758 no disrespect but I ask because of your basic questions. If thats the case and the fact that your staying in a hotel somewhere, 30 miles outside of town, I do hope you write a trip report. It might be Epic .

Happy truckin kiddo It's all good .

Easy Spidergawd, what did we say about playing with the food?

Ok MrMonster, here's what you do...
First, go to almost any head shop (not coffee shop) and ask if they sell cones, which they probably do.
Second, you have to decide how large you want your joint to be, so you will have to choose the size of the cone you want.
That's right sport, there are several sizes of pre-rolled cones to choose from. Given that you stated this is your first time, buy a pack of the smallest they carry, which should be about the size of a cigarette.

Next, and this is important... do you smoke cigarettes? If so, continue, if not, skip this bit. You don't want to die from cancer because you wanted something to mix with you weed so you chose tobacco instead of other materials that are less harmful. But I digress, onward...
70% of the volume of the cone is tobacco or tobacco substitute, 30% ground bud.
Mix the two together and tamp lightly into the cone.
When full, light it up and enjoy. Too much weed, add more tobacco the next time; not high or stoned, add more weed next time.
See, too easy...
...
Taking the piss, one stoner at a time...

Spidergawd I have NOOOO idea what i'm doing but I leave on saturday so I have to learn quick! Thats why im here

Thanks alot Uncle Ron, all the info I need!

MrMonster wrote:Spidergawd I have NOOOO idea what i'm doing but I leave on saturday so I have to learn quick! Thats why im here

Thanks alot Uncle Ron, all the info I need!

Good for you Mrm. You're young and have the right spirit you'll survive . Good advice here though, especially keeping your sugar levels topped up. A good idea would be to print off Uncle Rons instructions in case you dont remember them after a hit or two , and hit up a T&T and join the ACD mob proper .

Let us know how you get on anyway.

This is important! Do you and everyone smoking already smoke cigarettes? If not, they way get violently sick from inhaling so much tobacco! Go pure and smoke less.

Marco wrote:This is important! Do you and everyone smoking already smoke cigarettes? If not, they way get violently sick from inhaling so much tobacco! Go pure and smoke less.

+1

Marco wrote:This is important! Do you and everyone smoking already smoke cigarettes? If not, they way get violently sick from inhaling so much tobacco! Go pure and smoke less.

We all socially smoke yeah so can have up to 20 on a night out a few days a week, and I remember hitting a few joints back in college and they were all mixed. I guess i'll try both.

Would you guys recommend rolling like a third of a gram into a small cone, smoking it and waiting for the high? Or rolling the hole gram and just taking a few puffs until I feel high, stop and continue when i'm coming down?

spidergawd wrote:

MrMonster wrote:Spidergawd I have NOOOO idea what i'm doing but I leave on saturday so I have to learn quick! Thats why im here

Thanks alot Uncle Ron, all the info I need!

Good for you Mrm. You're young and have the right spirit you'll survive . Good advice here though, especially keeping your sugar levels topped up. A good idea would be to print off Uncle Rons instructions in case you dont remember them after a hit or two , and hit up a T&T and join the ACD mob proper .

Let us know how you get on anyway.

Where can I find those instructions dude?

Cheers for the advice

Uncle Ron wrote:
Ok MrMonster, here's what you do...
First, go to almost any head shop (not coffee shop) and ask if they sell cones, which they probably do.
Second, you have to decide how large you want your joint to be, so you will have to choose the size of the cone you want.
That's right sport, there are several sizes of pre-rolled cones to choose from. Given that you stated this is your first time, buy a pack of the smallest they carry, which should be about the size of a cigarette.

Next, and this is important... do you smoke cigarettes? If so, continue, if not, skip this bit. You don't want to die from cancer because you wanted something to mix with you weed so you chose tobacco instead of other materials that are less harmful. But I digress, onward...
70% of the volume of the cone is tobacco or tobacco substitute, 30% ground bud.
Mix the two together and tamp lightly into the cone.
When full, light it up and enjoy. Too much weed, add more tobacco the next time; not high or stoned, add more weed next time.
See, too easy...
...
Taking the piss, one stoner at a time...

Here you go mate , and what you said, a third of the gram and see how the takeoffs feeling. You're good to go

futurola make a cone joint rolling machine. Its a piece of pish to use. It impressed a local amsterdamer in stix last year. i never go to the dam without it.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=GCu2muXr ... Cu2muXrtIs

Stix staff will always roll you a joint if asked (thankfully I have now mastered this critical skill !)

Do not forget the emergency Mars Bar for whitey prevention. Nothing wrong with cones - except they make maybe too big a smoke for a novice !

So, it has been about a month since MrMonster's planned trip the 'dam. Has anyone seen a trip report from him? Just curious as to how he did. He may be a seasoned veteran by now...

Ive been to Holland since I was a kid and Im 42 now. Been a ACD'er since 2006 and not once have I written up a travelogue. I just never seem to get round to it. Maybe now I have a smart phone I'll get off my sorry arse and write one while I'm there in june. But don't hold your breath.