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Nimrod wrote:

Uncle Ron wrote:

Nimrod wrote:I challenge any and all acquaintances to do your best to discolor me.

Ok Nimrod, I'll be your Huckleberry...
...although it's not my intent for you to experience a "whitey", just a mellow buzz.
I'll fine tune the recipe and dosage for mass destruction, then I'll be counting the days to see if you are in fact my Daisy...
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Loving the Tombstone references. Thanks, Doc. I'll be looking forward to it.

Can I be Wyatt Earp? 'Skin those smoke wagons, you see what happens!'

or Virgil 'Oww, my arm has gone'

In vino veritas my friends......

treetop wrote:Can I be Wyatt Earp? 'Skin those smoke wagons, you see what happens!'
or Virgil 'Oww, my arm has gone'
In vino veritas my friends......

Be whoever you feel like portraying, except Daisy...
You want some special cowbell as well ? Ok, come get some (during 4/20)...
We'll see what one dose of Uncle Ron's Tincture of Oily Balls does to your brain...
...and to add insult to brain injury, I'll have some of Uncle Ron's Oily Magic Cookies ready as well.

Woe to you my fellow stoners, as once again the time of reckoning is nearly upon us.
The prophecy has been foretold throughout generations, for it is I that brings the oily cowbell to Mokum!
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Disclaimer from and Zippy: Don't mind Uncle Ron, today's his birthday and he's "really" stoned and in a philosophical stoner mindset. Thanks.

Ok, so and Zippy have been hard at work down on the farm's kitchen.
Two items were made - tincture and cannabutter.
The butter will be used to make my own space cake or similar edibles. More information to follow later...
I also plan on using a variation of Green Dragon and adding it to recipes for Alcoholic Pralines...

I used a slight variation of the Green Dragon recipe, and it turned out about the same as most - dark green/brown in color with a distinct alcohol/cannabis odor.
I used 4 grams of finely ground bud (at 32 day cure) and 2 fl.oz./60 ml of 96%/192 proof GRAIN ALCOHOL (the good stuff). Also, a small plain paper coffee filter and a garlic press. I used the garlic press to extract the final goodness from the concoction.
A personal note to all who dare, ensure the kitchen is WELL ventilated because when decarboxing the grind in the oven, oh my the wonderful smell of cannabis permeates the entire area. Might not be so wonderful for some if the situation is untenable. Before opening a window, remember that what you smell so may others passing by...
Moving on...
I've read that the longer Uncle Ron's Elixir sits, the alcohol and trichome mix develop a softer aroma/flavor profile. I'm interested in what that profile will be, in about a week or so. Regardless of how "softer" it might become, 192 proof alcohol is anything but soft.
Three days in the fridge (very young vintage ), anticipation got the best of me so I decided to begin sampling/self-tittering. I prepared myself in the usual fashion - empty stomach, no smoke, etc..., so I was set. The dosage I decided on was 1mL (approx. 3/4 of a teaspoon) mixed in a half glass of water (should have been juice) and down the hatch. First, 192 Proof, even when diluted in water, goes down like swallowing flames (damn). Second, the taste wasn't that pleasing either, nasty. Lastly, I knew strong alcohol has a bite, and that the tincture would be nasty this early on, but for those who dare...
About 1 hour or so later, I started to feel a calm peacefulness, my body becoming relaxed. It's been nearly 8 hours since I self-tittered and the effects are all but gone. I think the body buzz lasted about 5-6 hours, very nice. Finally I've experienced what people have been on about........ wow, emotional. Medicinally, oh my... oh my... but in a very, very, way.

Next...
With the cannabutter, I used a recipe found on the web called Tina Toker Cannabutter. The directions were/are quite simple (note: I reduced the ingredients by half except the water) - boil 1 cup of water; add 250 grams of butter to melt; reduce heat and add 35 grams of finely ground cannabis and stir. Allow the mixture to simmer (NOT BOIL!!!) at the lowest burner setting for up to 24 hours. I simmered the mixture for 6 hours, removed and strained using a wire mesh strainer and fine mesh permanent coffee filer. I would have used cheese cloth but decided to try this method. Lesson learned = a crock pot and cheese cloth are must have items.
I'll test the butter by way of cookies, but that will have to wait until tomorrow what the stores are open to purchase the necessary ingredients.
More to follow on the cookies, and my body adventures with tincture.

Here are a couple of pics... enjoy.

you can just smear some of that butter ontop a piece of bread and add a little salt itll work ...knocked me out a few years back...not a very nice taste tough...enjoy!

Thanks for providing some hope. Please keep us informed of your developments.

Nice kitty mug, btw.

DUR the butter looks good nice light color indicating less green flavor. Whats ur recipe? Are u using tincture in your budder recipe?
Hope I can get in on some of that stuff come 420 maybe I can be Ike Clanton, death by cannabutter! lol

BigDanHaze wrote:DUR the butter looks good nice light color indicating less green flavor. Whats ur recipe? Are u using tincture in your budder recipe?
Hope I can get in on some of that stuff come 420 maybe I can be Ike Clanton, death by cannabutter! lol

Ok Ike Clanton, did you read my post or just look at the pictures?
Third paragraph of my post:

Next...
With the cannabutter, I used a recipe found on the web called Tina Toker Cannabutter. The directions were/are quite simple (note: I reduced the ingredients by half except the water) - boil 1 cup of water; add 250 grams of butter to melt; reduce heat and add 35 grams of finely ground cannabis and stir. Allow the mixture to simmer (NOT BOIL!!!) at the lowest burner setting for up to 24 hours. I simmered the mixture for 6 hours, removed and strained using a wire mesh strainer and fine mesh permanent coffee filer. I would have used cheese cloth but decided to try this method. Lesson learned = a crock pot and cheese cloth are must have items.
I'll test the butter by way of cookies, but that will have to wait until tomorrow what the stores are open to purchase the necessary ingredients.
More to follow on the cookies, and my body adventures with tincture.

Next...
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First time I was in the Dam my first port of call, I stopped at the Grasshopper 2 which I know is a tourist trap, I literally went in, bought two 6 eur cakes and left. I munched down both, and don't forget this is my first time trying edibles.

So me and my friend start to walk around the 'dam centrum taking in the lovely architecture of the buildings and the wonderful canals, after about 45 minutes I feel myself coming up, and at this point we had started to look for our hotel, all I can remember is me and my friend walking around for what felt like hours, the bag I was carrying felt so heavy on my shoulders, I was dragging my feet and wanted to do nothing but lay in the sun. Eventually my friend got a bit annoyed I was literally spaced he sat in the hotel bar which we were outside of the whole time, and watched me walk backwards and forwards around 30 times. Nice friend eh?

The next day I loaded up with a bowl of Grinspoon in the morning, followed by a paradox cake and off we were doing a crawl of all the mcdonalds in the centrum, and then going round in circles, we ate between us 40 cheeseburgers and 15 ice creams in a day!

Bought 9 choc fudge ones from voyagers gave the out to the group with varying degree
Worst - cousin who didnt eat in the morning- I think the stone was to strong, he was so worried that it wouldnt go, and it was getting stronger with every wave....(he was sure I had spiked only
His cake)
2nd worst- small frame but ate- unable to move easily, head was pretty clear but body was too
Heavy to move
3rd 6ft 15 stone guy eaten but small burger no chips or milkshake,- found it very hard to concentrate on anything, felt it was a very confusing state to be in
Everyone else minimal to no effect... Us lot had large burgers, chips and a milkshake

Bottom line, I don't like the cannabutter made with bud from Sour Lemon OG.
The smell turned my stomach, and so did the taste. Nauseating...
Maybe it's cannabutter in general, I don't know, but I'll find out when I use gear from my current crop to make one more batch.
I am however VERY happy with the results from the Green Dragon. I'm going to sample a double dose tomorrow, about a tablespoonful, mixed with OJ. Screw driver anyone?
More to follow, especially more on the Turbo-charged Pralines...
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was lucky enough to get this for a Toke & Talk, everyone seemed a little scared of it, there were aload of free hash muffins as well.
Hindu Kush Ice Hash cake..

back at zeeburg camping just munched the fuckers down. still dont remember anything that happened till next afternoon

Nice one Stu...
I've been doing massive amounts of light reading and like the idea of using hash or concentrate instead of plant material.
The food item prepared as directed will provide enjoyment for the pallet, and the added concentrate will take care of the rest...
Looks like and Zippy will be returning to the laboratory down on the farm to make some hash. More to follow...
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Taylor wrote:First time I was in the Dam my first port of call, I stopped at the Grasshopper 2 which I know is a tourist trap, I literally went in, bought two 6 eur cakes and left. I munched down both, and don't forget this is my first time trying edibles.

So me and my friend start to walk around the 'dam centrum taking in the lovely architecture of the buildings and the wonderful canals, after about 45 minutes I feel myself coming up, and at this point we had started to look for our hotel, all I can remember is me and my friend walking around for what felt like hours, the bag I was carrying felt so heavy on my shoulders, I was dragging my feet and wanted to do nothing but lay in the sun. Eventually my friend got a bit annoyed I was literally spaced he sat in the hotel bar which we were outside of the whole time, and watched me walk backwards and forwards around 30 times. Nice friend eh?

The next day I loaded up with a bowl of Grinspoon in the morning, followed by a paradox cake and off we were doing a crawl of all the mcdonalds in the centrum, and then going round in circles, we ate between us 40 cheeseburgers and 15 ice creams in a day!

Cannot wait to read that trip report.