OffieBoss meets CoffeeBoss

[OffieBoss]

11.30am, Smooth journey into town, step out of central station, take a little gaze at the opertunities that await and now on with the mission. First greenhouse, what goodies have u got in store for me??
It's raining and the greenhouse is packed so I keep on strolling down to Barneys for some of the triple zero, its different to what I remember, not as pressed but a lot stickier, lovely and peppery. €26/ g, also some libert haze, €16/g lighter and not as dank as I remember, light fluffy buds instead of tight hard dank buds, I found it quiet harsh, has a good stone though. Then I thought fuck it your on holiday, rolled up a mixed grill and ordered a rum & ginger ale (€9 yikes), nicely blazed I head to the hotel a bit early (1pm) but the apartment is ready, sweet. Time to roll a big phattie and take the weight of the feet....
Pissing it down outside, oh well guess ill have to have a little smoke till it eases up....
Hunger.vs.Staying Dry??? Hunger wins!! But I also need to top up the supply of gear. I feel a long damp stroll coming on , ahh ain't raining as bad as I thought, but none the less quick stroll to greenhouse effect, it's packed so I buy & fly, get silver pearl €14/g nicely cured hard nugget and some black spice €15/g? Either it's a very clean good (clean as in no skin!!)black hash, or a very good maroccan that's black???, get a pizza, head back to the room to munch and have a smoke, completely zone out on static on the tv, whilst a smoking some of the black spice( stuffed & baked, I'm a happy little stoner, a few zzzz's r in order 1530, time to head out to check out Betty bloop & utopia will be 1600.....
Well a few zzz turned into a lot a zzz. Anyway at Betty's about 5 got some ww & s. lemon haze, both good smokes, had jokes with the dread behind the counter when a bunch (numbering 12+ )waltzed in sat down and were turned straight back out cause no one had I'd,they look just on the borderline age limit wise.
Then head over to utopia at about 1830, sampling time. G's of whitefire, cibtronella & amnesia, unfortunately no nice juicy buds of any, just popcorn bud, each was ok at best,they each produced a clean, smooth smoke( no coughing, is this cause this is orgranic in a sense & therefore very clean?)was thc saturation already happening!!!, quick coffee and back over to Betty's for some pp ice and an unpronounceable name one...... Ohh shit it's pissing it down again, best sit back down for another joint then....
@ Betty's @ 8.10 dry thankfully, sit and smoke some of the unpronounceable one, nice smooth smoke, clean high, pure contemplation hash.(imagine sitting in the mountains smoking that shit, clean & high)
More rain outside so get some maroccan select, harsher, more peperery but strong, pins and needles all over!!!
9.30 I'm huuuuunngrry, burger bar round the corner? Yes I think so (completely forgot about the ice on another trip, foooo sure)
Joke americam remarks ' uhhhh have we had dinner already' whilest waiting for his just ordered burger!
Burger done, I think I'm done(oh no!). smoke a packed stubby of the triple zero, do a massive empty & I'm good to roll again(a full blown passout joint of hash always makes me wanna shit!!!!) TMI???. 10.45 where to now?? Lets hit the....420...temptation personified, u walk out of a cs baked & there's a bakery full of delicious looking cakes, tarts, etc right infront of you. Funny moment at 420 cop rides past and I sort of freeze, relax buddy you're in the Netherlands got some of their blueberry lovely India body lock stone, nice sweet smoke. still only popcorn available.12.00 head back to the room to watch a movie...

[Colino]

Great smoke-busy fist day! thanks for sharing!

[OffieBoss]

Cheers mate.
Prob a bit too busy, got a huge stash too smoke,dread down at Betty's let me smoke some of the stash, nice one bruvva
Day 2 in progress.......

[geekymonkey]

Thanks! Looking forward to hearing more.

[gapie]

yeh meetup with coffeeboss wanna hear the story lol

[OffieBoss]

Day 2: dong, dong, dong, etc fuck that's a lot of dongs, what time is it?? Fuck its 9am, best roll a wake and bake, throw on some clothes and head for breakfast. Don't wanna completely fry myself this early in the day, so i roll one with the left overs from utopia & head downstairs @ 9.30 feeling rather hungry, a continental breakfast ain't gonna fill this hole, to breakfast street I go.
At the greenhouse get some jungly cream, ask the tender if the jungly part of the name is cause it's from the jungle or cause that's the like the Indian word for crazy? He didn't know but he liked the translation. Order a club sandwich and a oj, smoke the one I rolled earlier and wait for food and juice. Big three layer club comes out but something's missing???? No fried egg:( chow that down, mouth was a bit dry so the oj was diffinately needed. Now for the jungly cream, nice super soft black hash, like play dough, but unimpressive high. Head back to the room for a freshen up and get ready for the day.....
1pm gonna go down to Betty's they were sold out of virtually all their bud Barr 3 types yesterday and the dread said they should be restocked by tomorrow midday, so that's where I go. Ahhhh they ain't restocked yet, so I just grab a coffee and smoke a little hash joint, he said they'll have a new menu and stock defo by 5, so ill head down to crush and make my way back by up, feet hurting I think it's tram time....
Down at crush in no time, regular young dude behind the counter, always come here so we get the plesentries out the way. A g of amnesia 13 @ €12/g a bit dry, but a perfect high for the day, good strong stone but not too strong. the hash selection looked pretty standard this time round,(ive had really good marroc from here before) nothing caught my eye. Chill, smoke and jot some notes down, pass and hour or two....surfing the net...(delve into a you tube worm hole).4.30 & hunger strikes!!! Just a little something, so I pick up a small strawberry yoghurt, some cashshews, and head back to the room, just a quick stop, munch and smoke, no time for zzzz. Betty's should be fully restocked soon and with a new menu!!!!!
Well I took a few zzzz only a few and was on my way to Betty's at 6, and prob check voyagers before a late night refreshment & smoke. Hey I'm a Brit, there's nothing more we love to do then drink and smoke on holiday....
Down at Betty's they're fully stocked of different varities, I opt for strawberry cough, and the killing fields(crazy frosty purple cross) looks like an evil smoke, definately evil, had the eyes drooping quick time.
Then a crazy American and we have a sort of t&t about illuminatie and shit, oh 3 hours gone like that, the new batches are all good size buds, each look and smell different, no generic look no generic pine fresh smell. Old Skool wu playing I'm loving it , stay and smoke some more, yeeeaaahhhhh boooiiiieee! 30 min later I'm still nodding my head but to some pop!!!time to voyagers....fucking cold outside, the kind where your fingers go numb in seconds (gloves in room)
10.00 €20 of el CID & kandy both beatioful sweet smokes, while checking the bud I look to my left and wooh, there's the dog in my face( turner and hooch moment) keeps on nudging me for a stroke, so I oblige, then (he I found out later)keeps on and on nudging me, I look down from past experience and yeap RED ROCKET, down boy down boy. Smoke some more kandy and my body is locked... Eeewwww what's that smell, smells like shit(feaces) the dogs let rip, hardcore!!!! Hook up with kushlover???& his mate and an american have a t&t with the owner about business in general....
Then head down to green place to see what they have cracking. Bit blazed at this point, bought Jew gold sit down with kush? Who kindly bought us a water, cheers Bruv
Ramble away for about 45 and get ready to head to Betty's, (kush told me somewhere along the walk that the laid back American is matty223) ,but dreaded loo break needed , so flake on kush and head back to the room.....12.15 imma feeling hungry again..... What shit can I buy at this time???? Chips&mayo please(I just can't get enough of the way those double fried chips come out, once fried at a lower temp to cook them, then at another to give them the crispy outter)mmmmmm, time for a bed time smoke, eyes don't need any help closing, but I'm a soldier I've got to have one right before bed lol

[ftcarer]

Nice couple of days there , look forward to the rest
I'm liking your liking of Bettys

[The_Kushler]

Nice read offie boss! Look forward too the next installment. I like Betty s too but 17e a gram for killing fields??!!! n no 5gram discount? Jog the fuck on! even though the bud looked good.

[OffieBoss]

Day 3
Wake up earlish 7, and last nights joint is still there, looks like its barely been hit!!!!
Take a few puffs and the bodies getting into gear. Minds clearing, coordination returning, stomach emptying ??? I think you'd better.
Get myself sorted to get ready for a quick trip to Harlem, hopefully check out birdys and wiiles. After finishing the joint and zoning out a little I head for the station at 8.30.....
A thought crosses my mind what if they ain't open yet??? So I decide to head to Barneys have a joint or 2, some breakfast & prob after that head to Harelem. Skip breakie and have a chat in barneys with a fella that I saw in voyagers last night, coffee machine broken no hot drinks on a cold morning @ Barneys, caramello cream wasn't up to much either, very expensive €18/g for dry hard maroccan that had seen better days, just a mild stone(enough to satisfy the senses) but not enough to get nicely baked in the morning as it should be with something with the name caramello cream @ €18/g.
So off to Harlem I go....hmmm getting hungry... 10.30... Finally get on a train, first one broke down. Suns out, skies are clear but it's still bloody cold. Step out at Harlem central it must have been snowing, white stuff everywhere walk round the block infront of the station, only when I'd done a full circle did I find the sativa coffeeshop, you get served near the door by a guy behind a screen, then you get buzzed through to the rest of the shop, which is the other side if the screen. I asked the guy for a heavy India, he whips out a tub and the bud looks banging, 2 g please and only €18, the trips already worth it roll a phattie and I'm soon lost in a haze of Buddha smoke, chink eye an all. I look up and see a ww11 plane with jet engines, what, jet engines???? I take another look there joints not jet engines, hahaha...
The ww has got me flying high. Time to head to birdys, but the ww was real good so I had to check some others and got another that has full dense buds of sparkling goodness, it's like I'm in a diamond factory.
Ask the fella for directions to birdys, he tells left, under the bridge, right, left onto a roundabout and take the road in the far right corner, 100m and your there, I follow his instructions and I'm there, easy pesy.
Get some jelly €10/0.4g nice pliable dark hash, wicked quality.
1.30 best head back freshen up and do whatever takes my fancy....
Willies:- youth club style, spacious, pool table at the back, feels like a cool place.
Birdys:- good homely feel, could take your mother there.
Gonna take a trip down to bush doc to check out the isolaters(best get some cash)
Stop off at saint on my way down, shop seemed intimidating, small selection pretty much miss this place ain't nothing much happening down there, so inturn around and head to bush doc, get maroc cheese o lator €25/g dark sticky solid maroc, & some helly dowg, dark toffee looking mmmmm.... Lets see what these do??? Maroc cheese o lator has got my head rocking, heavy shit man, think I better save the helly for the room....back at the room at 5.30, the hellys calling my name, smoke me smoke me, ok just a little one don't wanna sit in all night and veg. Well it hit with a relentless hard stone, think I'm gonna need a little lay down!!!!
18.45 awake from my helly induced slumber, my stomachs talking to me(feed me, feed me now)fancy a curry???we'll see how it goes? Well it turned into Chinese. 8.00pm best stock the fridge for the evening and head out into the night...hopefully hook up with some of the crew at voyagers...(share a little of the delights of willies)....
Trip down to voyagers, chat with the crew down there, gotta trip early though, truffles await!!!
Back at the room at 11.30, munch the truffles, roll a helly joint, a bud joint, nice maroccan one and a mixed one. About an hour later I start to trip, time to smoke to joints.... Boy that was one hell of a ride!!! Best get some sleep gotta checkout at 11....

[OffieBoss]

Yo kush, they let u back into the country then???
Safe ft carer, just reckon Shops like Betty's/voyagers have a more chilled/relaxed no bullshit atmosphere mean people chat more, also helps when the bt are willing chat to customer.

[OffieBoss]

Day4: I wake up with a real hazy head & very limited coordination, best have a coffee to get the system going, really need it, feel like a 70 year old...
Down to the bar to checkout, have a coffee, then head to Barneys for my traditional final day fry up...(bring it on)...new batch of liberty haze- just how I remember dense, crystaly goodness... Ahhh yeahhh,
Smoke a j or two then some more new batches have turned up, looks like the left over cc off cuts are finally gone, beautiful g13.
Hunger strikes, burger at uptown I think, nice and easy to get to, but first go get my bag from the hotel , then it's munchin time...
Bloated and stoned I leave uptown, time to hit and runs (buy,roll,smoke and go) i hit Barneys, greenhouse, Popeyes, and stay and blaze a few at Betty's as its an easy walk to the station from here.
7pm it's time to go(ohhhhh), head to the airport, arrive and checkin in no time. While wondering round the duty free i bump into kush, he had the same expression as me, coming back from dam is bitch .......

[Colino]

Other great writing, appreciate it. glad you liked maroc cheeseolator, I liked it so much in august!

[OffieBoss]

The cheese o lator, has a wonderfull smoke, smooth, strong good stone? Ifu you liked that, have you tried the triple zero, stronger stone but not as pleasant to smoke...

[OffieBoss]

I think I'm suffering the post dam blues!!!
I'm at work and all I can think of is going to a coffeeshop and chilling with new friends, god damn I hate coming back

[OffieBoss]

A few quick yo's. Yo andy from voyagers, David & dread(sorry didnt catch your name) from Betty, my maroccan bt @ crush(after all these visit still don't know us name) & the English fella at Barney that has slight oriental look. Thanks for the good service, (oh dont the fella at willies, very lively, funny helpfull service there)the others can go suck a big fat dick!!!
Yo kushler, matty, the quiet dude with a small pony tail( sorry bruv I forgot your name but I know it starts with a b)
Youger black fella with his older sis, big Yo to you as well.