What do you do when you are really stoned in Amsterdam?

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OffieBoss wrote:
mafufero wrote:the hot Dutch women riding their bikes.
this is definitely one of the joys of wondering round dam stoned....
The number of times I've nearly walked into lampost/other people when doing this....

+1 :lol:

When I was over last summer me and a pal sat for half an hour one afternoon outside a pub on Prinsengracht (he's not a smoker so we both had a beer while I chonged a crafty one). After 30 mins of staring idly at said hot Dutch women on bikes he turned to me and said: "I can see why you wanna move here." :mrgreen: :shock: :mrgreen:


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Like walking around, if i'm getting too stoned to walk I just sit on a bench near a canal and look the action around me, better with a joint :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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hot dutch women riding around on bikes!dutch women are so hot lol iv seen dutch women on bikes with tiny mini skirts on and the goods were on display :lol:
also when im really stoned in amsterdam i like to wander around the red light!..
eye candy :mrgreen:
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I plan my trips fastidicously, i have so many old pubs, coffeeshops, t-shirt shops, buildings, seed shops to see but when im really stoned, what i mostly do is get completley lost and have hysterics over Ends of conversations we hear from passing cyclists, whilst not knowing where we are aiming for. i fucking love it. :mrgreen:
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CHELSEA_SMOKERS_SOCIETY wrote:what i mostly do is get completley lost and have hysterics over Ends of conversations we hear from passing cyclists, whilst not knowing where we are aiming for. i fucking love it. :mrgreen:
:lol: Love doing that :mrgreen:

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I think its funny that there's two pages worth of responses and none of them mention prostitutes behind windows or escorts that visit hotel rooms. Definitely lets you know that this is a stoner crowd!
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Dark_Wing wrote:I think its funny that there's two pages worth of responses and none of them mention prostitutes behind windows or escorts that visit hotel rooms. Definitely lets you know that this is a stoner crowd!
haha, prostitutes no thanks, it's nice to walk the RLD not more. The escorts are to expensive for my budget (1000Euros+ !!!) :| There are better ways to spend the money and get girls for free. :wink:
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Colina wrote: There are better ways to spend the money and get girls for free. :wink:
Whats That Then ?? :shock: :shock:
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stuart1976 wrote:
Colina wrote: There are better ways to spend the money and get girls for free. :wink:
Whats That Then ?? :shock: :shock:

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@Colina.....Do you have a cheap supply of chloroform?... :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: 8)
I have found that you never get “IT” for free. It has been as cheap as a "Hello" and few drinks, right up to, and including, costing me houses, cars, boats and LARGE pieces of my heart. “IT” is never free. :shock: :shock: :lol: 8) So why not just pay up front? Atleast you KNOW you are going to get "IT"....Just my humble opinion of course.. 8)
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If it flies, floats or fucks it is cheaper to rent it.

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You'll pay for it one way or another....lol :mrgreen:
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Sailor59 wrote:If it flies, floats or fucks it is cheaper to rent it.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Damn Right
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from the sounds of you all..
no wonder you find it so hard to get "it"

female stoners are picky and smart : >
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You're missing the point....it's not hard to get.
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