4.30 car parked joint smoked, barely touched the sides I think the excitements too much,,, ohhh the shenanigans that await....
9am Fuck first train to central is soo packed they're not letting anyone else on, oh well just have to wait another 30min...
No messin about straight to green house g of jh €10& riff valley cream €13.50/g
Jack has a good but not over powering stone, the cream hits hard every toke, good heavy stone, bit harsh though
11 stroll onto Barneys me thinks!!!
Carlos Teves lookalike and andy serving, andy imeadiately say dense hard hashy nuggets yeah, yes Bruv that's the ticket I reply, amnesia g13 haze I think it was, beatioful grass to smoke, very dreamy, ask him what the 3*zero was like at the mo, he said it had been better but if was looking for some good Moroccan to check out Bronx cs, nice premera at only €9/g, so I stroll there and grab 2 @€16 strong stoney, heavy head hash yeah boii!!!
Roll the last of the g13 to liven the brain and I'm to Betty's(1pm) for a quick buy, smoke and fly. It should be check in time by then.....
Check in was smoother than a snow trodden Amsterdam!!!
Right time to take stock-primera(Bronx)/riff valley cream(gh)/ jack h (gh)/g13 haze (Barneys)/hercules(Betty), lets roll another phattie and veg out a bit, burger bar is calling...mmmm, then a light stroll to voyagers...
Room supplies needed first....
Skip burger bar and head to voyagers, ask bt for a recommended indica, kandy kush is offered, nice juicy buds 2.5/€30 that's me , hit a nice one and the view of Batavia is calling me, I'll have a burger there, with a reefer
6.30 time to head to bluebird, enough time to soak up their hash selection before some of the posse arrive at their hotel round about 9
Well arrive at gh namaste and get the train wreck on recommendation, different batch to what lounge had, much buddier, much more smelly, 7 and I'm at bluebird, black hash(of which I'm not a fan) €12.5=.8 mandala cream....
Unervingly strong, or was it the day catching up!!! Anyways time to go meet the boys at their hotel....
Swift check in followed by a marathon walk trying to find the other guys hotel, getting fed up I tell them to meet us at the big green grasshopper for a drink, 4 drinks and a joint or two of train wreck induced the stag to whitey....
were only at our first place.... Can of coke and a quick spew outside the grasshopper 2 and he's feeling fine a bit dizzy but alive.Over to teasers for a bit more drinking and a bit of titalation.... Obviously worked they wanna go round the red light to look at more girls.... Lol. Quick 30 min tour & a stop at hunters, they go to the bar , i pop next door and get some besutiful lookung bud, cant remember im pretty tipsy by now!!!!and that's all for tonight folks, save your self for tomorrow, when the rest of the group turn up....
day 2...
7.30 wake and bake and a bit of breakie.... 9.30 a few zzz later and it's definately time for some food. Pop down to the bar for breakie and another reefer
11 approaching i better make my way to voyagers for the T'n'T.... 9 space brownies please..... That should get the boys started....
Hook up with gapie and start smoking then a few others turn up soo we smoke some more, then a couple more turned up soo gapie started getting meter long vape bags filled, i get the chocs and sweets out and share them round, right little early bird session going on here, 1.00 the boys are awake and hungry... Barneys for a burger drinks etc.... Leave barneys distribute the cakes and ut sustems go. head to prix d ami to play sone pool, i notice one of the boys(smallest body size ) slumpped on the corner, whats wrong bruv??? nothing but everythings so heavy i can barely lift my arm man, little stroll to see some of the early girls, and up in the red light bar, this is where the coysin who didnt eat earlier came up on his cake, he had a real paranoid trip( no thanks to us) he kept asking when it wear off we kept saying never, he worked himself into a right state lol...From there on till 9 it's a mess of drinking walking and smoking(in no particular order) have to head back to the room..relax a little, restock on the grass, rehydrate & at 10.30 I'm off to meet the boys again. The carnage of the stag do beginns. The idea is when I've smoked my joint and finished my rum and coke, they have to down the rest of their drink and we move on. Grasshopper 2 the gate way to heaven or hell u take your pick. 9 jd's please and 2 jäger shots(for the stag) this patern of drinks seemed to flow through the night. I purposely hold back on finishing my joint so they have to buy another drink....
8 jd's and 2 jagers please, yo guys I've finished my joint best down them a go....
Onto gh effect , same round of drinks but the boys have learnt their lesson, they all keep eyeing up my joint and not finishing their drinks till I'm done... On to hunters (no long walks to sober up) jd's and jagers ordered I pop next door to buy some grass... Roll a joint.... And smoke some of it and hold onto the roach end so I could finish my joint after downing my drink... Back into hunters bar I down my drink, after I've done the boys think its a que to go, I don't think so 8jds and 2jagers please.... Then I pull out the roach end and finish my joint forcing them to down the drinks..... A quick stroll to see the girls on our way to the red light bar, a few fuck off from the girls later and we r at the bar.... Drinks ordered I roll a joint and step outside to smoke it with my non smoker cousin... While I'm smoking he keeps on telling me how scared he is of getting busted in the street, I keep on saying that in over 15 trips I've never been stopped once. Decide to have a little fun a group of orriental tourist ...Charlie, extacy, cocain.....Charlie, extacy, cocain. Phone rings, I hand the joint to my cuz to hold, he goes as white as I've ever seen an Indian go and has this look that he has done something real bad, at this moment I notice two coppers (oh shit your gonna get busted on your first trip to damn for holding a joint!!!!) they ask him for id, at this moment the Samoan, Fijian looking bouncer and had a chat, it apparently turns out that the tourist told the police about the Charlie, extacy, cocain incident and they came over to us to search us for coke, but he sent them on a little goose case, saying that he saw the guy offering us some & he had gone towards central..... The rest of the night is a blurr, except every drink after that was accompanied with jagers ... Yeah boiii
Day 3...
Wake up completely fucked, barely get the lighter to work... One toke, two toke ohhh shit that alcohols coming back to say hello(this is why I don't drink alcohol, any more than 2 pints I am gaurented to throw up in the morning) , just lie in bed waiting for some sort of normality to return to my spinning head,... 11 best check out and have some breakie, hook up with the boys at 12.30 and have a proper fry up, they'll be leaving soon..
They leave at 4 , fuck I'm meant to meet stan in utopia at 3... Quick step it utopia arrive at 4.15, looks like gapie has already moved on... Oh well.
I see there's some Hindu Kush on the menu, something I haven't seen for a good few years, ill have a g of the kush please €15, woman behind the counter said that this is what she would be smoking later too...
Sit down and smoke a joint, over hear a couple of conversations, but didn't react just incase what I heard wasn't what was said... First one is that stan(gapie???) had gone onto grey area... The second was that stan. (Gapie???) gave her some chocs ... Are these the same chocs I bought???? (I've always said share the love)
Anyway finish the joint of Hindu Kush and roll on to Betty's for a final smoke, and on to the airport.
While on the train I clear out my bag and find a space cake, perfect, munch that... As soon as my arse hit the plane seat I was out like a light.....
Next thing I know I get woken up by a large bump, ohhh shit we've landed...
