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[nel z bub]

Cheers for another great trip report.
You write very well mate - proper funny patter and some great pics!

[Judo]

Market Apartment looks good at Greenhouse Effect!

Thanks for sharing
(that film poster is hilarious)

[pengaldinho]

Nice installment, glad you found the High Rise and cream in stock and on form And i agree on Utopia's Champagne Haze, had in in the summer and it was a beauty to behold(and smoke).

[KeyMonCha]

Excellent report Rusty... Good pics. Glad the apartment was to your satisfaction... Gonna seriously think about booking with the Greenhouse Effect in future... Always afraid i might decide to stay in the room for the entire trip if im that comfortable though. ...Especially with bacon buttys on tap. Thanks!

[EasilySuede]

Quality write-up and pics, RS.

Asked about the Killing Fields, the fella said it was finished and hes not sure when it will be back. Nevermind, onwards and upwards!...I mean literally, ....

Here's the Killing Fields write-up from the source, Sannies...
http://www.sanniesshop.com/killing-fields-f2.html




The La Chouffe gnome does a good job reminding me of something else...

[Rusty Shackleford]

Nice installment, glad you found the High Rise and cream in stock and on form And i agree on Utopia's Champagne Haze, had in in the summer and it was a beauty to behold(and smoke).

Aye, completely outstanding, when I was buying the Cream the guy pulled out 3 or 4, 5 grams eggs

Excellent report Rusty... Good pics. Glad the apartment was to your satisfaction... Gonna seriously think about booking with the Greenhouse Effect in future... Always afraid i might decide to stay in the room for the entire trip if im that comfortable though. ...Especially with bacon buttys on tap. Thanks!

The room was great, given it can be abit noisy at times, but there's ways and means of numbing the outside world

So it looks like you are going to be stuck in this 'Amsterdam' place for your entire holiday.

Aye, unfortunately soo, and its soo shite over there nowadays, everything's changed

Cheers everyone else for the comments

[Rusty Shackleford]

Thursday 31st January 13

Day Four



Awake after 11am this morning,have a bong of Maroc Select to kick start the day, wrong move feels like ive been held in a headlock by Street-fighter character Zangief, while E-Honda hitting me digs in the bake!!

We`re out of tea-bags and need something for breakfast so I run down, go to lift money, "Youve reached your daily allowance maximum" WTF??
Straight up the stairs shiteing myself!! Basically from here we spend 25quid on phonecalls to the bank, fighting with them because they didnt take the security lock off the card, meaning it shows up that the card shows up as stolen!! So basically we werent allowed to make cash withdrawls until 12 am, 1am because where in Holland!! We try various shops to see if they accept debit card, they dont. We take 20 mins to chill out, go back to the apartment were starving, sitting eating eggs, 2 day old bread and drinking water
So we try our luck with the GHE, explain the situation, they say they can try to put a card payment through, then just give us the cash back, it works, THANK FUCK!! Big relief!







Its after 14:00 now, all we want to do now is sit down, have a toke and get on with the trip..Utopia calls....

On the way theres a fella, just down from Betty Boop doing fly kicks and shadow boxing...

Utopia



Strawberry Cough
Repeat Purchase, Fruity, Happy High, Big Grins

Great time sitting here this afternoon, exactly what was called for, afternoon an hour or so hunger crept up on us again, so jumped in next door and grabbed a pepperoni pizza for home.



On the way back round home, the Kung Fu Guy was sound asleep beside a bike.

Arrive back round get our munch on,picked up a couple of muffins, wifer goes a doze, while I continue the self abuse. I was having a mess about with camera and purchases







Wifer wakes up just after 19:30, we get ready for our final night. Head out, through the RLD. On the way a dick takes a picture off one of the ladies, not a good move..."eeh mudafucka!" " giv me that fukeeen camira"

End up in Utopia pick up some Champayne Haze(Repeat Purchase Nom Nom Nom!)

Shoot up to Voyagers..

Voyagers

Kosher Kush

WOW! Like a Sunday roast, rich tasting strain. Knockout stuff. Beefy Mc Beeferton

Some more SLBH ( Kept smoking it before getting a decent pic)

Ended up in HSB on the Warmoestraat, scribbled a massvie "KEEP ER LIT!" over one of the back tables

Feeling well chilled we dander round to De Kuil, few games of cards few spliffs sorted When we`re here a group of young italians fellas enter, all get asked for IDs, one of the pulled out his id and it turns out its his 18th today, a cheers goes up
After 12 now, we head back towards the apartment, must be something in the air tonight, we see about 6-7 people whiteying in the street. Not wanting to call it a night just yet, we notice the Jolly Joker coffee shop still open, so we call in.

Jolly Joker
I grab a space and a couple of Chocomels. Space Cake was shite, no effect that I could tell off. As for the shop itself, its a nice brown bar type feel to it.

Wife didn't like it in here, wouldn't be my first choice either. Maybe because it was late on and we didn't really get the chance to have a proper sit-down, will try again in future.

Around 12:45 now were hungry again, so instead of treking through the RLD we chance our arm in a wee chinise-burger bar type place.Toko Chino.
Two beef burgers, Wedges, Lamb Sate. It was lovely far more fresh than Burger Bar, less greasy,and the vegetables were fresh as fuck and if I remember right, it was cheaper.





After a munch, we had a toke, then flaked out into our last morning...




Friday 1st Febuary 13

Home today

Right, last couple of hours before leaving...not to be wasted. I run round to Anyday

Anyday

Roh Tang




The girl said it was a 50/50 sativa hash. Its different type of stuff, it chills you, but at the same time you feel buzzy as fuck.
Mind Of Philoshipher, Bodily Functions of a Mong

Reserva X


Smoothest hash, I was smoking buckets of this stuff last night side by side with the Rootang. Didnt cough once. creamy chillin stuff.

While I was at Anyday, the girl serving me was showing another younger girl the ropes on BTing. Got me thinking, imagine being an Apprentice BT

Back round home for the last hour or so...........

Beef & Cream




From here there's not much to say, general aul ballix of heading home, waiting on bags, pondering why there's people actually wanting to travel to Belfast ..Dont its severely shite...

Well Good stuff, cant complain, had a belting time, a trip that wasnt planned until the start of January, so it came out of the blue

Will be back very soon

Hausa

[geekymonkey]

I literally have a nightmare about being in Amsterdam and not being able to get money. So glad GHE solved it for you. Sounds like a great trip all around. Thanks for sharing!

[Willjay]

Thank You

[redeyezman]

Choice move leaving the shit bag there! Great installments Chuck Norris! Round house style!

[mafufero]

Nice photos of the gear, street art, graffiti and even the cunt mobile. “Touch it and you die.” I’ve heard those swans are maneaters so it’s a good thing your wife was on alert. The apartment looks lovely. The toenail picking would have been a real buzzkill for me or at the very least ruined the appetite. I had the ATM scenario happen to me once in Dublin a couple of years ago, all because my dumbass forgot to notify the bank that I would be overseas. It was a Saturday, so I had to wait two days before the card was activated. Very entertaining and informative report. Thanks for sharing.

[PecosTheCat]

Really enjoyed your report. It sounds like it was a great trip. You've got me itching for another visit.

[BigDanHaze]

Enjoying the log and especially the pics, well done. Thanks

[AzLaker]

Good read and some very nice pics, thanks.

AzLaker

[treetop]

There was a wrinkle but kudos for the GHE for being cool. Enjoyed reading and looking at this eport. Thanks for posting.