One Big Dysfunctional Family

[spenny]

Didn't for one minute, think I would ever be in support of He that is The Gapie, but FGS,

[spenny]

Oh well, I might as well get on with my TR.

I've got to say, My favourite shop of this trip, was.....Ta Dah Betty Boop.
He's pretty kool the BT.
The Weed was enjoyable, that I got there, cos lets face it. The weed in the dam is for the most part... Harsh.

Please the experts on weed I don't want to be waiting for hours in the gigantic queue outside of GA.
I shouldn't need to know where the "in" places are.
The standard is not up to Standard.
Just Sayin'

I'll be Back.

[gapie]

[Uncle Ron]

Another potential member of your fanboy club perhaps?
...

[Nimrod]

I'll be Back.

Don't do us any favours there, chief.

[spenny]

Like I said... I'll get on with my TR.

I would always begin my day, by making my way to Bjendork and making myself smell totally reem,
by mixing the Hugo Boss and the Chanel and sending the assistant off his rocker when he saw me approaching.

I normally don't refer to myself as US. DAD.

The restaurant on the 5th floor is really amazing, the older lady on the till is really lovely, who remembered me from last time and said in perfect English, that I had brought the weather. Last time being, The lovely lady jumped off her till, when my friend wanted cream on his hot choc and apple pie the girl said no, hence, We got the cream.

Which reminded me of the funny little American, in Siberie who had come from LA, who had never experienced the real Siberie wind.
All the Dutch were having a little laugh at his expense.
It could have been worse though, he was lugging a guitar, we might have got a song.
Thankfully, we didn't.

I also decided to try the restaurant, on the top floor of the university library. Very scenic, the food was varied, and tasty.
Not as varied as Bjendork, but very much worth a visit.

I was very lucky in November, we went to the Anne Frank house, No queue and about 6 people ahead of me and my friend.
March, 5 million people in the queue.

Also I went to Jays Juices every day, I swear that man is a total babe magnet.

Know what?

I'll BRB.

[spenny]

Anyway, I got the shock of my life when we were chilling in 420 and a Rap~Off started at the bar. I'm a bit old skool and I thought they was going to have a scrap but, thankfully it was just a verbal one.
The peanut cookies are very tasty, well worth the euro's.

The time before last last time, I wanted to go the Van Loon house and have a chong in the massive back garden.
Only we went the wrong way around Keizergracht, this time I made it.
Not really worth the 8E, but it was a pleasant walk.

My friend who is younger than me wanted to go the sex museum, of course I had to go with, after dragging him,
to the Loony house.

A bit of a shocker but well worth the money.

I have actually saw Gapie, he was sitting there laughing to himself in Voyagers, my friend didn't have his ID so we had to go, but we did have a little laugh to ourselves, cos we knew it was him.

Haha.

Oh, I will Be Back.

[gapie]

u know ID in voyagers u forgot ???? I am funny I know .. who knows me lol

[matty223]

Another potential member of your fanboy club perhaps?
...

Coming from the #1 FB

[Uncle Ron]

Another potential member of your fanboy club perhaps?
...

Coming from the #1 FB

Damn right, and I admit it proudly...
I am one of the original fan boys, following HB from Bagheera (SP) to Voyagers.
I ran for club president, but lost by one vote to Debo.
...

[spenny]

Ciao, What do you call 4 Italians trying to shove croissants down a toaster slot?
even, when they were asked did they want their croissants warmed up?

Answer= breakfast at the hotel.
They said No to the warm up idea anyway.

I thought it was brilliant. That they said No.

You just cannot imagine how much we stunk that breakfast room out,
with Eau de Green.
We always like to stay at a hotel, with a smoking floor, even though it says No Drugs allowed,
I don't think they mean the green.
Do they?

We was looking for somewhere nice to eat on our last night, we ventured into the Jordaan,
We ended up at this Thai place, (Som Tam Thai, Goldbloomstrat), which was recommended by the family outside, who informed Me and my friend ,
that the food was lovely and they get food their once a week. In their perfect English.
It is well worth the money, We were the only ones sitting in. whilst we were waiting about 6 people came to collect food.
One couple in particular put on an immense show of PDA, The Mrs got all gooey with him, but he wasn't having it, then she drowned him in gooeyness.
I left a happy camper.

Ciao.

[treetop]

Ciao, What do you call 4 Italians trying to shove croissants down a toaster slot?
even, when they were asked did they want their croissants warmed up?

Answer= breakfast at the hotel.
They said No to the warm up idea anyway.

I thought it was brilliant. That they said No.

You just cannot imagine how much we stunk that breakfast room out,
with Eau de Green.
We always like to stay at a hotel, with a smoking floor, even though it says No Drugs allowed,
I don't think they mean the green.
Do they?

We was looking for somewhere nice to eat on our last night, we ventured into the Jordaan,
We ended up at this Thai place, (Som Tam Thai, Goldbloomstrat), which was recommended by the family outside, who informed Me and my friend ,
that the food was lovely and they get food their once a week. In their perfect English.
It is well worth the money, We were the only ones sitting in. whilst we were waiting about 6 people came to collect food.
One couple in particular put on an immense show of PDA, The Mrs got all gooey with him, but he wasn't having it, then she drowned him in gooeyness.
I left a happy camper.

Ciao.

Bellissimo!

[spenny]

So, we were waiting in Jays Juices whilst, Mr head to toe Hollister, put his order in, a shot of wheatgrass 2.50e, this mega veg juice 6.50e and then topped it off with a even more mega protein juice, 8.50e with 4 different types of berries some magic protein powder and the best baby coconut I've ever had. Yummy, total spend for Mr Hollister... 16e
OMG I was quite impressed at how he downed his mega veg juice in a couple of sucks.
I felt cheap in comparison with my shot of grass and a pina colada, it did have the baby coconut in though, including the white bit which is like a few mils layer of creamy gorgeousness.

Anyway the next day me and my friend got there, we were both ordering the usual, a shot and a juice, in walked Mr Hollister,
That's right... his turn to wait ages, then another 3 people entered and I left with a mega smirk on my facials.
That juicer that Jay has in his window is the daddy of juicers at approx. £500, but I've seen one from USA for £1500,
it make a zjum noise, the noise of quality.

I love Jay's Juices and any juice with that baby coconut in is well worth the Euro's.

[Brad Piff]

was in jay's juices also early saturday....awesome juices and jay is great

[spenny]

There is an English Breakfast café on Martelsgract, they do this peanut butter kebab thing, it is amazing. We went there about 7 times. They're friendly and the food is lovely at very reasonable prices.
I did love the old Soup Kitchen though, so, when I saw the girl who used to work there, at English Breakfast, We had a little chat and put our 4 fingers up to Febo. I ended our chat by hugging it out.

I went back to Betty Boop to get another, by far the best cake, of the trip, seeing as James' masterpiece from Basjoe is no longer. That in itself is criminal.
Anyway, this random walked in, I don't know what he showed the BT, but the BT said in Perfect English,
It's all about the presentation and the random answered, that it was all about the product.
I was dying to know what he showed him. I never got to see.

I must admit, after reading Lamont's TR, I went to Solo and sampled the cake there, Yes it was good and the shop had a lovely vibe.
But, I certainly won't be paying top dollar for the pancakes at Jenny's, again, even though they were wunderbar, when English Breakfast does just as nice ones for half the price.

When we went to the Van Loon house, we ventured to Café Marcella, Amstelveld, I highly recommend going there.
It looks like an old Dutch Sailors pub, The food was lovely.

English Breakfast is like the food version of Anyday, open and welcoming when the others aren't. Open.