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Well Thursday the 9th November was my Birthday!! Yippee (31 for those who want to know). Woke up and beefed up 2 grams of Silverhaze in a fatty in the Hotel then went down for a boiled egg and Raisen Bread! mmmmmm. The 'Dam breakfasts sure suck!

Its Raining hard and ive got to go and meet USBONGLORD and his missus in Centraal for a trip to Haarlem. I must admit USBL knows his shit and what a great guy. Awesome sense of humour and smokes like a chimney. BTW USBL had a Tom-tom GPS with all the c/shops programmed in to it so we never got lost.

Train to Haarlem cost 6.20 for a return, this is my first trip to Hempcity and it sure wont be the last!!

Willie Wortels Sativa - Brought 3g Primero 8euros pg. Bit like a pollen, nice and soft like the consistency of fudge, i give it 7/10. Also got 2g Neder Skuff 8euros pg, Rock hard greyish colour pressed stuff, just pick a bit off and it crumbles like sand, very "cool" in a bong, prob the smoothest hash ive had in a bong! Also got 1g POWER ICE. 16euros pg, Ive never ever seen anything like this in my life!! Its dark brown, nearly black,its been unpressed and has the consistency of an Oxo cube (stock cube). A bit like compost or pete. This stuff takes your breath away when bonged, Then hits you in the face! as if to say...."take that!!"

Willie Wortels Indica - Only got 2g "hand-rubbed" Charas from this place as my pockets were beginning to get out of control. Bit like Nepalese T Ball IMO. very nice. This WW Shop was my fav, it was nice and light inside with very comfy seating (like all the Willie Wortels) and even had a decent priced pool table. good view of the Windmill too over the water!

BONGLORD Shouts "293 yards to Willie Wortels Sensimellia, should take 3 minutes and 14 seconds from here!" (Or something like that) The tom-tom GPS he had was working!!

Willie Wortels Sensimellia - This place is Huge!! the biggest coffeshop ive ever been in, by far. Bought 2g of ice-ball, 16pg i think. This stuff is Potent! simply put.

Haarlem - The Tea House coffeeshop, bought no smoke here but had decent cup of tea!! hard to find a decent brew in 'Dam.

Back to Dam for 4.30pm

Grey Area - 3g Grey Mist Trichromes, well, i think this is a wee bit better than the gunpowder from Stix, and exactly the same price too. 5grams AK47, 35 euros, what an absolute bargain!! prob the best AK anywhere in 'Dam, COVERED in crystals, well strong too, very very nice. my favourite "bargain weed" of the trip.

Pink Floyd - 1.6g double trouble (hash) 20euros 2g Umma Gumma, dunno about the Double trouble, i think it was good, The Umma Gumma is one of my fav hashes, chocolaty and smooth, and nicely layered. Left with a smile, till my mate blurted out he'd just lost 600 euros!

Dampkring - 4g Reclining Buddha 8.50 pg (thanks jbomb), What a stink!!! Wow!! this is one of my favourite weeds ever, smells like a cross between NYC Diesel and Buddhas Sister. Fruity and tastey, this is one you MUST try when your there, also available from the Tweede Kamer. Hits you on the head with a mallet, again, the "Lead Helmet" has returned! ha ha

Went to Dutch flowers to see if the "rude bloke" was working. he wasn't, so we didn't stay, we wanted a laugh at the time.

Abraxas - Used to like this place, but there are too many people in here nowadays, Like the seating tho, real comfy, someone tried to steal my weed in there too , but i clocked him. a mini arguement ensued and i asked him very firmly to show me his weed. when he pulled it out... Hey Presto!! my 2g of Super Silver Haze!! he admitted it straight away, and was being a right knob about it telling me i had lots of cannabis!! so i put a joint out on his head then put it in his drink and left! prob the wrong thing to do i know, but i was fuming that some one had the cheek to slyly take it off the table from under my nose. Not going here anymore!

Spent the rest of the night down Warmostraat picking up bits and pieces here and there, went to Sheeba, Nice Sheeba special 10e pg. Coin, Hunters, G'house effect, coffeshop36 (very dirty inside, graffitti from "dave woz ere 1989" on the wall!)

So Overall on day 2, Not Bad at all, definately going to Haarlem every time i go now.

Favourite c/shop - Willie Wortels Indica, like i said, clean, good seating, great staff, and above all a stunning menu.
Beware tho if going to WW in Haarlem, Prices vary from shop to shop i.e. Neder skuff 7 euros in Sativa, 10 euros in Sensimellia. Primero 8 in one shop and 9 in another!
But the best thing is if you want to buy bulk Spend 50 euros and get 12.5 for free. so 7gs at 7e pg = 49euros + 12.50 free = 8.9g for 50e. Buzzin man!!

Favourite Weed - Reclining Buddha. Easy. I love this strain and im sure you guys will too.

Hash - Power ice from WW Sativa, never seen anything to smoke that resembles a stock cube!! lovely and cool through a pipe or bong, takes your breath away...... literally!

Day 3 to appear as and when.............

Thanks for reading

Axeman

Hell yeah. Reclining Buddah is right near my top weed as well. It's a bargain at about 8 euro as well. My first ever trip to Amsterdam, the first coffeeshop we went into was Dampkring. I saw Reclining Buddah and remembered it from back home...had to buy a gram, and now I'm back for more every time I'm in the city. It's simply awesome weed.

That trip to Haarlem sounds nice. I may have to try that next time. Only 6.20 return is a bargain as well.

I dont think you were harsh at all in your reaction to the thieving little scumbag in Abraxas....the sheer cheek of trying to justify robbing your gear by saying you had plenty!! thats fucked up.

Your time in Haarlem sounds good i might be tempted to have a daytrip there. Thanks for your suggestion of Reclining Buddha, sounds like a steal at 8 euros i'll make sure i call into Dampkring to pick some up.

Im not sure if joining this forum was a good idea.....reading all this stuff im getting the urge to pack a bag & jump on a plane tomorrow

A bit of anticipation will make arriving & lighting up my first J of the trip even better i guess.

Put out a joint on his head? That's truly priceless. I wouldn't have had time to think about doing it, because I would've bitch-slapped the idiot, hoping and praying he'd do something so I could go Ranger on his ass.

But that was better.

I should've said back-handed. Apologies, no offense intended.