Worst coffee shop experience

[Papi]

Ok, my bad. I'm gonna make more sense now. Would it be possible to receive a copy of this Bradford Football club book signed by you especially for me?

[MR Crocket]

Nah you wont like it mate. Its full of me taking the piss out of other Premier League fans. Hence the thick skin I have had to grow over the time its been available. Stoners are usually too...err....stoned to issue death threats and the like

[theginjaninja]

Handbags at Twenty paces.

[FroggyStyle]

Reading a book titled "Coffee,Culture and Cannabis (Tales from Amsterdam)" by a guy named MR Crocket during a lazy afternoon sitting in Utopia was my worst coffeeshop experience.

[theginjaninja]

[Slip & Sal]

[MR Crocket]

I better not mention about my next project about my tales as a transvestite hooker then eh?

[theginjaninja]

Now that would be worth a read.

[Papi]

That story would be more suitable for "Visit Thailand" forum:D But give it a go;]

[MR Crocket]

Ha ya fooking old perverts tut seriously though "The Strangest Life I've Ever Known" will be on Amazon in perhaps six months from now.

[macky]

Just woke up,this thread really took off.MR Crocket read some trip reports or other threads you will find some are well written.The fact you spit up bile an snot on your bald head.Hard to inpress a bunch of hard core smoker,s with tales like that,nothing personal

[MR Crocket]

I'm not trying to impress anyone my friend. The people in the book who are peers of mine enjoyed it hugely and that's all that matters to me. Naturally I didn't go to Amsterdam to just smoke weed you know?...so there is more in it than just the smoking gig but hey ho who gives one right?

[macky]

Dude read peoples Bio,s around here they did the tourist thing s once.Most have been over 12 times some a lot more.We get reviews from people who live there,Most are there just for the shop,s and friend,s. Hence the name of this site Roll on 420

[MR Crocket]

12 times????...that many? Forgive me but.......I posted my "worst coffeeshop experience" on a thread entitled "your worst coffeeshop experience"...it just so happened that my input was part of a book I had written and as I have said already perhaps with hindsight I should not have mentioned that it was part of any book I'd written. Ive had nothing but bad vibes from people who are supposed to be friendly stoners.......but only if your in the clique eh?

[macky]

No malice Dude ,gladly have a puff with you some time Roll on 420