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Well i never started a Topic about anything else than Cannabis.
I just wrote in this "Cocane" post to the guy who wanted to buy Coke that he shall not buy cooked one when he wants to sniff it.
Then Marco said it would talk Bullshit cause it would not be cooked.I explained the Method i know and asked him whats wrong.
Thats the whole history..

Do you know where we can find a deal on kitchens in Aldershot?

TwoCanucks wrote:Do you know where we can find a deal on kitchens in Aldershot?

TwoCanucks wrote:Do you know where we can find a deal on kitchens in Aldershot?

Haha...

Aldershot is an amazing place where kitchens are not strictly legal, but tolerated.

Thank you

funniest thread ever!!!!

cocaine is the only drug that makes girls horny.....dude you're more of an idiot than the OP haha

but keep taking your crack rock dude, i mean, that's sure to end well, amirite?

as for the OP....amsterdam has a large and rather pretty red light district. i'm not condoning nor condemning, just sayin...might be worth a look in for you bro haha

Skyrat wrote:cocaine is the only drug that makes girls horny.....

I have a couple of exgfs and a few ecstasy pilis that would disagree there dude.

HasAnyoneSeenMyPipe wrote:

Skyrat wrote:cocaine is the only drug that makes girls horny.....

I have a couple of exgfs and a few ecstasy pilis that would disagree there dude.

Uhmm, I think he was being sarcastic... wait.... yep, I know he was being sarcastic.
I have a couple of ex wives and receipts for jewelry that would disagree with all of you... remember, diamonds are a girls best friend.
Show up with a piece of nice jewelry and a box of her favorite chocolate - she'll spread quicker than Audrey II opens up at feeding time (Little Shop of Horrors)... feed me Seymour.
These drugs you speak of wear off, but every time she looks at the piece of jewelry (got to be something special, no piece of shitte), she's ready to express her happiness.
Special note: the jewelry may not loose its luster, unfortunately the relationship might, so then there's that...
I apologize to any woman I offended with what could be seen as sounding crass... however, I do speak from experience.
Horny CS Girls, always a good thing.... ya think? I do...
...

HasAnyoneSeenMyPipe wrote:

Skyrat wrote:cocaine is the only drug that makes girls horny.....

I have a couple of exgfs and a few ecstasy pilis that would disagree there dude.

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Weedus you are being a complete cock right now, shut up about the charlie mate, for fucks sake.

I still think some people should have given the OP a bit better advice, he sounded very young and probably does need some honest steering in the right direction.

I'll give you one, stone girls get hungry just like stoned men, go to the coffeeshop in the arvo get stoned and ask a girl to dinner. Pay for her and be a nice fella and you might get some. Not that hard, probably less expensive then some charlie. Even if you don't get a root (Australian slang ) At least you hard a good night, instead of trying to drug a girl up and have her OD on the footpath or worse on your dick!

Stick to the weed.

yep, i was being sarcastic! i was quoting an earlier post by weedus....should have used the quote function really, my bad!

also, this seems relevant:

[quote="Slip & Sal instead of trying to drug a girl up and have her OD on the footpath or worse on your dick!

Stick to the weed.[/quote]

any girl who wants to try ODing on a dick please feel free to Email me, im happy to supply one for you to try

gixxer wrote:[quote="Slip & Sal instead of trying to drug a girl up and have her OD on the footpath or worse on your dick!

Stick to the weed.

any girl who wants to try ODing on a dick please feel free to Email me, im happy to supply one for you to try [/quote]

ha ha ha ha ha ha Fuck did I write that! Farking funny when you say it that way.

this is just too funny