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Loving this travelogue man. Me and my brother are staying in zeeburg from the 30th, if you fancy an evening spliff or two some time.

Hoops McCann wrote:Loving this travelogue man. Me and my brother are staying in zeeburg from the 30th, if you fancy an evening spliff or two some time.

sure i d love to , i ll pm you

Great reporting and pictures! Keep it up

Fantastic report keep em commin man

Really enjoying your report and strains descriptions!!
Great job, thks for sharing

Impressive smoke list/to do list

On a sidenote I have spotted Charras Cream on Betty Boop's menu, if it is what I think it is (had some in 2011), try to grab a gram, this is some excellent indian hash and they don't have it often...BTW it was cheaper back then, but what wasn't??

keep it comin'

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Nice report man! Sounds like you are having a blast. Shame about some of the bad buys nothing worse than vuying bad weed or hash in Amsterdam.

Day 5 – Thursday 26 Sept

21) Silver Bubble Crystal – Gray area 9+/10



Very nice kiff , has captured all the nice aroma of the Silver Bubble. You taste the aroma clearly when you smoke it , very classy. Strong enough , lasts enough , clear high , very special...



22)Silver Bubble – Grey Area 9/10



I made the mistake of smoking the kiff first , so then the weed seemed of a lower quality of high. Very tasty , very good curing , its just that i'd red so many good things about this strain and I was not so fascinated compared to the kiff. Objectively it was a very good sample.
By the way, its interesting how coffeeshops with good weed , cut you half gram or even 5 euros limit , cause they I are not afraid of you trying their stuff before you buy more. Grey Area , Voyagers , Kadinski , Utopia, Bushdoctors , Professor and more I cant remember. I still can't get over Super Jamaica – Pick up the pieces 2 g minimum for 15 euro...



23)Sour Diesel -Grey Area 9/10



This one I viped at cannabis collage doing a side by side test with the volcano and the verdamper. The budtender at Grey Area was Greek , so we started a conversation and I told hi I was going to vape the Sour Diesel with a Volcano. There was another guy there behind the bar , that told me that if a was to vape the best vape is the Verdamper , and I can find it at the cannabis collage. He said , and the budtender agreed , that Volcano is more for medical use , but the Verdamper is for weed lovers , mush more expensive , Dutch made. Fuck!!!lets do it!!!





So fisrt you pay 3 euros and become a member , so you can go downstairs and see their plants. I prefer I had never seen those poor , sick plants. Whats this? How a plant isn't supposed to look example? Anyway I didn't even want to ask what sick joke this was, my friend was laughing , so we asked for the vaporizers and a nice guy prepared them for use.
First the Verdamper. It was to smoky in my opinion. Nice taste but not clear , maybe it was set to hot. Nice strong feeling of the smoke , its like you are smoking the most easy to smoke joint. The sour diesel smelt very nice and sour , just as it was supposed to smell and very fresh sour flowers. The high was very very very clear cause of the vaporizer.
After , we try the Volcano. The Volcano has a digital setting for the temp so the vape was perfect. For me thats the point of vaping. Nothing at all , only pure smell and taste and crystal clear high. And we are talking about the terpines vaporized at just the right temperature. I think that is 170 C . Anyway you inhale and feel nothing and exhale and see a small smoke come out but very clear like from boiling water, it disappears immediately. The aftertaste is all the game. Flowerly , sour aroma coming from within you. The high is even more clear in my opinion . We left cannabis collage and it was as if we had just woke up after a good nights sleep , had a good breakfast , a good shower , had our dicks blown and were off to try our next coffeshop!

24)Cheese – Doors 1/10



My friend told me , lets go to Doors , its a very nice coffee shop , but whatever you do , don't buy any weed from there. So I buy a gram of Cheese. The whole collection was only shity looking and smelling weeds. I bought the cheese cause it was the best looking but again , it looked like shit. It smelt like nothing with a hint of skunk. The high was disgusting.
Its such a petty this fantastic place being wasted. Why would someone own a coffeshop and then not give a shit about the weed he sells? You could higher someone to take care of the weed and hash section , I am sure there are many who would easely do a good job and the returns would be for sure. Only to imagine that almost no one from the customers bought weed from there , everyone brought their own weed. The place is so nice it gets many peaple anyway , who only consume drinks and coffees and smoke there weed.



25) Big Buddha Cheese – Voyagers 9-/10



I allways thought cheese to be a not so strong strain. But first GreenHouse exodus cheese , now this Big Budha Cheese from Voyagers and later the Exodus Cheese from Grey Area, all were very strong. The high is strong , but I don't like it very much. It makes me zonked . The smell was strong , fruity and skunky. Excellent cure.

26)Bubblegum – Gelderse 9-/10



Now this was a lucky strike! I past bye this unknown to me coffeeshop , it was completely empty but I I had to try at least one strain. I was looking for some bubblegum cause I ve never tried it before , I guess I always considered it to be a second grade strain. I wasn;t expecting anything really good from this coffeeshop , so the super fruity aroma of the bubblegum came as a pleasant surprise. The cure was not so good , but not bad. The high was hummer indica stone , very strong but pleasant. I preferred to og kush and kosher kush I smoked later cause it had a less zonking effect. A very good sample , equally good to many of the strains sold in well known coffeeshops.

27) Morocon Tidal2 – Voyagers 9-/10



To be honest I don't remember this one well, I remember it was a honest deal , calm relaxing stone and not so special smell. Medium srtong.

We left cannabis collage and it was as if we had just woke up after a good nights sleep , had a good breakfast , a good shower , had our dicks blown and were off to try our next coffeshop!

Haha. Good read man.

Stoned me didn't get this...

Day 6 – Friday 27 Sept


28) Kandy Kush – Gray Area 9+/10



Sweet!!!Kandy Kush is an og kush x trainwreck strain , from reserva privada , and it is 50% indica , 50% sativa , excellent combination , very nice warm comfortable stone , with a nice sativa high coming along , very sweet feeling , this is what I like , not a indica knock out , not a sativa crazy rash , a perfect combination , how lovely. Perfectly cured , kushy smell , I am going to buy some more for sure.

29)Exodus Cheese – Gray area 9/10



Again the same strong high with the cheese that makes me tired and zonked. I don't like cheese , this was a strong sample , fruity smelling , good cure , gave me the munches , ate a bag fool of junkfood , icecream , cake, cookies , chocolate milk ,cherry tart , chocolate chips, sour cream onion chips ,even a jar with asparagus.

30)Hawaian Haze – Abraxas 7/10



ohhhhh..... what a pity with this strain. It had this fantastic smell I am looking for , the menthol smell , but it was a bad piece of weed. Not at all well grown , not well cured , it gave the impression of it made of paper , dry and soft. The smell was there but it was a 30% of the smell a well grown and cured one would have. The high was quit good and clear , this strains genetics have grate potential.

31)Caramela – Utopia 8/10



Quit nice smell , but nothing special , just a light calm stone.


32)Kutsi – Utopia 9/10

Kutsi I had red a lot about , its OG kush x Cheese , the sample cured a bit to dry, smelt kushy and cheesy , the high wasn't very strong , It was more of cheese with a warmer feeling , not bad , but not one of the best.


33) Cream Maroc – Abraxas 8/10



Nothing special , had a heavy smoke and smell when burned , a bit harsh.

34) Casey Jones – Kadinski 6/10



Not a good Casey Jones , to light and to medium in everything.

35) Kosher Kush – Voyagers 9/10




Wow , this knocked me out , very very strong 100% indica stone , made me dizzy and like I was on heroin or something. Didn't like it at all , although I know it is perfect for those who seek medical use. Perfectly cured , fresh and crunchy , nice smell.


36) Nepal Cream- Bluebird 7+/10

Again not something special , relaxing , calm , good smell , not strong.



37) Kali Mist – Grasshopers 6/10



I had be warned by many people not to bye the Kali Mist from Grasshopers , but I wanted to try a good Kali Mist and I took the risk anyway , because I know that in the old days they used to have a very good one. This time I lost. It certainly wasn't a Kali Mist , it most probably was an Amnesia Haze ,it smelt excactly like Amnesia Hazeand it wasn't a bad smoke , but not a Kali Mist. If it was listed as an Amnesia Haze I would have rated it with at least an 8+.

coming up smoke reports:

Honey haze – Utopia 9/10
Fatimas hand – Kadinski
OG kush – Kadinski 8/10
Sahara Blue – Kadinski 9+/10
Neviles Haze – Kadinski 9/10
King Hassan IV – Kadinski 8+/10
G13xAmnesia – Pyramid (Bussum) 9++/10
Jelly hash – Birdys 9/10
Cheese – Birdys 7+/10
King Haze Hash - Old Church 9/10
Twisla – Saint 9/10
Primium – Topcorafe 8/10
Yamama Special Hash– El Yamama
White Widow – Old Church
Sour Diesel – Old Church 6/10 bad taste , not clear high
Cream – Birdys 8+/10
Northern Light – Double Reggae 9/10
Isolator – local dealer 6/10
Blueberry – Old Church 5/10
Tangerine Dream – Barneys 9+/10
Dr Grinspoon – Amnesia 9+/10
Kandy Kash – Voyagers 8+/10
Testing Tuesdays Diesel – Voyagers 9/10
Cheese – Utopia 8+/10
100% sativa – Paradox 7/10
Super Silver Haze – Paradox 8/10
G13 Haze -Grey Area 9/10
Casey Jones – Wander 8+/10
Sour Krept – Funky Monkey 9/10
Gold Haze – Wander
Skuff – De Keeper
Charras – De Keeper

really excellent fresh reporting. Very informative. Het Geldarse is now on my 'to visit' list. Couple of interesting looking items there. Keep em coming.

Nice reading

Looking forward to the upcoming smoke reports

Nikos, yer my new fav, great writeups, thanks for taking the time.

Great story Nikos! I want that Kosher Kush right now!)))

Day 7 – Satarday 28 Sept

38) Honey haze – Utopia 9/10

Very nice haze and mint smell , nice cure, the stone was 70% sativa , 30% indica. Strong but made me a bit dizzy.




39) OG kush – Kadinski 8/10

This one had to little taste and smell. Indica stone , not very potent , but nice clear stone.



40) Sahara Blue – Kadinski 9+/10

This one is one of the best hashes I smoked. Delicious , soft to the throat , rich smell , potent and very warm , nice feeling with the high. Smoked 3 joints the one after the other , high quality. I bought Fatima's Hand and King Hassan also witch were much more expensive ,but this was better than King Hassan , haven't tried Fatima's Hand yet.



Day 8 – Sunday 29 Sept

41) Neviles Haze – Kadinski 9/10



It didn't look good and it didn't smell good , it smelt of grass , but with the lens it had a very good crystal formation. It tasted better and the high was fantastic. Very clear , crystal sativa high , uplifting , energetic , strong in its own way.


42) King Hassan IV – Kadinski 8+/10



Not bad , but not so good as the Sahara Blue


43) G13xAmnesia – Pyramid (Bussum) 9++/10



Wowww!!!! I was in a huge Bazaar somewhere outside Haarlem , and my friend had brought a gram of this with him. He had told me all about it. It hit me so hard , I just couldn't wait for my friends slow motion moves , and I wondered alone in the bazaar taking pictures and eating whatever I could find to get my bits together. Fantastic blast with super strong high , very clear and everlasting. One of the strongest.

44 ) Jelly hash – Birdys 9/10

Ok its good , as I had red about. Very tasty and easy to the throat , not very potent , mellow high.



45) Cheese – Birdys 7+/10

I lost a bunch of photos , this one to...

The cheese from Birdys I had also red about good things, but was a disappointment. Not potent at all , and generally medium.

46) King Haze Hash - Old Church 9/10



Very nice , rich taste , strong enough , smooth with an uplifting high. A good hash.