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25th oct
After the usual park the car, smoke a spliff, board the plane and get into central as quick as poss.
9 and I'm already exiting central, as normal I head down to breakfast street. First stop d.ring looks closed from the outside so stroll onto g.house.
I get some train..... The dearer one, and some g.house ice.
Train..... Good smooth smoke from healthy dense nugs
G.house ice reminded me of black spice from g.house effect prob a little bit stronger stone.
Now onto barneys, I ask to look at the c.cream as I have liked it onprivius visits but last time out it was shocking dry and brittle, not this time a fresh batch has been delivered 2g please, he recommends the Turkish aswell but I decline as I don't want to load up to quickly.
Check out the l.haze as always, and point out a bud that is calling my name, 3G exactly, bag it up my good man.
C.cream a smooth dreamy high, beautiful piece of marrocan.
L.haze felt like a lost in too many scatty thoughts weed, this time round.
1045 time to head to voyagers.
Severe dry mouth calls for a refreshment to be ordered first. I scope out the tubs of grass and they all seem to be half full of small popcorn size nugs, damn.
Ask dealer for a g of some real good bud, hands over a bag with well let's just say minimal bag appeal. Turns out to be killer n strength real zone out weed, had me staring at the brick wall across the canal.
Off to bettys...
Get a gram of "kief'in'ice" and some a g of casey jones. The hash was a bit harsh but had a real powerful stone, the bud felt like a filler in comparison (couldn't break through the hash stone) but its was well grown/trimmed & cured.
Walk down to crush and get some diamond hash and j.herer. Neither were that impressive, no lasting stone little flavour.... Just standard shit really.
Check in time has arrived and I'm ready to collapse, but not yet, let's get that deep ghouse ice stone going and then have a little lay down.
Maybe I shoulda called it a long lay down. Wake up at 7 and I'm already feeling DAMaged, my legs feel like they are made of lead, the plan of action walk up to b.docs grab some heavy hash, some truffles and some supplies on the way back.
Weapons of choice are cheese o lator and helly doug. Cheese o lator has a very heavy stone and the helly was just a tad too strong for my liking, properly zonked out.
Head back to the hotel and munch the truffles (strong coffee completely disguises that awful truffle taste)
2 hours later ever increasing waves of euphoria start washing over me, feels like I'm hovering in mind air. Arms and legs tingling all over.
A further 3 hours later and my spidey senses are slowly returning, time for a joint and then bed time, smoke about 3 joints and still I can't get no sleep. Turn to the helly to turn me into jelly.
It done the trick I was happily of to la la land......

nice one see u at crush at 1400

Sure thing buddy, if you're in town a bit earlier come to 1e hulp @ 1

yessir I will be meeting someone at 1245 at 1e then 1400 crush for the crawl

Looks good man, from greenhouse is it trainCRASH by any chance? I've had that before.
trainwreck x arghani kush,one of my favs but too expensive IMO.

See ya'll at 1e hulp in just over a hour.

It was the more expensive one of he two train....... Strains

Nice start mate , that helly dawg does indeed pack a good punch

Good, enjoy yer trip , more please

Was a nice meetup / crawl
See u tomorrow at utopia at 1700

Day 2, sat26th oct
Wake p at 9 feeling totally discombobulated, dire need of some food and coffee.
Pop down to bagels and beans, one bacon a cream cheese bagel and coffee later, I'm ready to roll
Smoke some of the Kiefinice, now I've got a nice wobbly stone going its time to check the acd forum and plan the days activities.
Enjoy the nice stroll over to 1e hulp, bit difficult to find as the numbers of the buildings aren't in order?? No wonder it can e hard to find sometimes.
No ones arrived yet, so I get some warm ears a coffee and settle in for a joint. It's pure only in the main area, so I pop downstairs for a smoke. Gapie rolls in and says hi, he goes and as quick scout upstairs to c if anyone has turned up, no one yet. We go upstairs so we can c if anyone turns up, 15 min later his mates turn up with a selection of concentrates. Serious dabbing and choughing session erupts. Few more dabs and joints and it's time to head onto the next shop.
Crush this is where the TNT carries on....major puff puff pass session here. Everyone Rolling puffing and passing, sometimes even having to smoke two joints at the same time. Gapie rolls a joint with about 1g hash and 1g weed, nice long joint, the size of a two skin. Didn't smoke too well initially but about 1/4 of the way down the blockage was removed and big thick lungfulls of smoke started coming through(you could do smoke signals with the amount of smoke produced)
More to come need a spliff break

Times ticking time to move on...
We by pass 1e hulp as we've already had a pre TNT TNT there and roll on towards funky monkey. Nice big airy shop, but nothing impressive on the menu, grab a g of hash and skunk to keep supplies topped up,have a mini puff puff pass session and straight on to t'kettlje.
another airy shop, the small black guy dealing who has a facial tattoo was probably the best dealer throughout the whole trip, lively/happy/patient all 3 ticked. quick toke and it's time to move as gapies friends need to be at central in just over an hour.
Zig zag our way across to utopia..
We arrive have a quick spliff with Alex and his friend. They sort out their luggage and they are on their way. Leaving gapie, j ganja and I to continue the smoke out....
Got some stinky pinky, bit of a yakky bud to smoke but power high. Just needs a little airing to crisp up the bud and prob get rid of some of the yakkness. Coffee time, get some nepali cream to smoke with it, nice meditative stone, if anything the hash could have done with being a bit fresher. Couple of coffees and cream joints later stomach starts to groan, time to munch.
In the evening I end up the d.ring on hand bag street as I like to call it. It's a bit busy inside so a buy and fly is in order. La con was the only bud that looked/smelt any good & sensabille hash was some lovely choc fudge gooeyness, absolutely a beautiful piece of hash. Head back to the hotel to test out the purchase, when combined they give a really smooth smoke and provide a sustained deep long stone.
0100 gonna have to break out the helly to help send myself off to sleep.
2 helly J's later, fuck me it feels like I'm on the truffles again, best go lay down...

smoke schmoke etc .... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed and sometimes mixes with hashes

Sorry this bit has taken a while in between post dam blue we had Diwali and now a tolerance break......
27 oct
Day 3
I wake up feeling paticularly fresh, no stone over..is 9.30 no wonder I'm feeling fresh, got a straight 8 hr sleep.
Sort out that fresh feeling with a little hasish and I'm on my way to degrall to check out the super cream....
HOLD IT it's pissing it down outside, best sit tight with another spliff and hope it passes.
Get to de grall about 1050 and they aint open yet, still 10 min. So I flip a little one out of the l.haze and take a stroll to he market and back, yay theyre open.
Unfortunately there was no super cream only normal cream, so I grab a g of that and some casey jones.
The casey was small luminous green nugs of crystally goodness, provided a good sustained high, the cream was nice but only good enough to maintain the high .
The dealers a french girl with long hair and a slightly chubby dude with curly hair were opening up the shop and were in a good mood for such a miserable Sunday morning. Nice friendly people.
Whilst serving a customer the girl remarked that they had a fresh batch of gold rup in and it was looking good. I asked to take a look and she was right, the tub was full of 1-2g nugs. It smelt/looked & smoked like a good piece of bud heavy but not too heavy, ie still able to function after a joint. Perfect for a night out.
The two dealers were checking out a sample that they had received and passed round a joint for a little taster. It was a dense pungent bud, prob a little fresh but produced a heavy chokey smoke, with a hard hitting stone.
Hunger strikes as I've had no breakie yet, so it's over to burger meester for what else a burger of course. Straight across the road and it's a cheese burger and cola for me please.
Burger done I need a kip.
3.30 it's time to head of to b.docs to get some bits for ftcarers TNT at utopia. Get some helly and some assalama(more flavoursome but not as strong as the cheese o lator).
Get some moby dick aswell as it looked exactly like the bho I had made from pure buds of chem dawg 4 at home. Smoke a little helly and it's time to fly to utopia...
Stroll into utopia buy some more stinky pinky and roll a laced helly joint, spark, sit and wait barley a min passed and ft walks in with crew and gapie moments later. Intros done lets get smoking... Puff puff pass motherfuckers.
Spliff after spliff passed round, oil laced joint after joint, stickiness everywhere. Ohhhhh weeee.
J ganja rolls a two skin sized joint of gold rup and gapie adds a deadly halo of helly.
Properly flying high now it's time to head to the hotel and freshen up for the evenings activeties.
It's not looking like a nice evening out there so I opt to go to the closest shop which is the Noon.
Now wtf did I get from here, it was bud, name started with s and it was €13????
What ever it was it was strong but harsh and gave me a really wobbly head. It's a bit dark and dingy in there so I opt to head to the hotel to finish the stash.
Joint after joint of moby dick laced reefers burned. In the middle of all this I decided to make one lump out of the seven different types of standard marrocan, it looked like about 6g all in all.
Puff puff pass out. Wake up at 4.30 totally fucked, no time to get up, finish the half burnt sticky reefer and I'm straight back off to laa laa land, god I love that warm fuzzy stoned feeling....

pffff motherfuckers

Hard read, but thanks for sharing.