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I like reading trip reports, love em even better when people can't handle the weed and get too pissed to finish them I also have a dam good memory, like the time the budtender turned and told me "no m8 the hash is made in Amsterdam" glad I wasn't alone that day

Must have been a restless night, tossing and turning in yer sleep with Anger building, a muppet is you, a proper dumb pissed up muppet, like real life.

And for you I have a laptop on its way to give you your montage just to piss all over you some more

That nightmare you just had, its real, pop yer script your gonna need it

Oh and picking on old people, proper tough guy eh and spice no thanks don't want any of that Australian high grade, yer montage will be ready by breakfast (yours) try not to have a liquid one,

And you melted again by the way,

Kermit wrote:I also have a dam good memory, like the time the budtender turned and told me "no m8 the hash is made in Amsterdam" glad I wasn't alone that day

Sorry to intervene in you twos on going abuse of each other. I have seen this hash comment come up a few times now.

So if i read correctly it is Moroccan hash is made in Amsterdam? And a budtender told kermit this?

elasticband wrote:

Kermit wrote:I also have a dam good memory, like the time the budtender turned and told me "no m8 the hash is made in Amsterdam" glad I wasn't alone that day

Sorry to intervene in you twos on going abuse of each other. I have seen this hash comment come up a few times now.

So if i read correctly it is Moroccan hash is made in Amsterdam? And a budtender told kermit this?

He certainly did, I wasn't alone,

And b4 any argument starts, when I am talking about these particular hashes I am on about the high end stuff not the budget stuff which imo is imported coz it suck arse, and I am not putting it down either, I like the fudgey shit and would happily pay for it if it was labeled made in the dam anyway. Hope that's clear, probably

Kermit wrote:

elasticband wrote:

Kermit wrote:I also have a dam good memory, like the time the budtender turned and told me "no m8 the hash is made in Amsterdam" glad I wasn't alone that day

Sorry to intervene in you twos on going abuse of each other. I have seen this hash comment come up a few times now.

So if i read correctly it is Moroccan hash is made in Amsterdam? And a budtender told kermit this?

He certainly did, I wasn't alone,

Okay, out of interest can i ask the circumstance around how this comment came up.
Did you ask the origin of the hash then he told you?

We asked to see a bit of morrocan hash, tender got hash out, I asked where it was made, tender replied Amsterdam, me and other forum member looked at each other with disbelief, its on the forum someplace, maybe the nederhash thread, but its on here, no secret, and tbh can't see the problem people have believing, you can buy presses and all the stuff needed in Amsterdam and grow marok plants, therefore no reason why it wouldn't be easier than importing, I will be around next week and will be happy to go into more detail around my thinking

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Kermit wrote:We asked to see a bit of morrocan hash, tender got hash out, I asked where it was made, tender replied Amsterdam

Okay after listening to how the event occurred here is my outtake.

You asked to see a bit of Moroccan hash, when presented it you asked where it was from, then the tender sarcastically answered Amsterdam.

even i would probably reply with something stupid if you asked to see Moroccan from the menu then ask where it is from


I kind of thought that might have been the case, so that is why i questioned how the comment came about as i had a feeling you walked into a shop asked to see the Moroccan hash then asked where it was from, you have confirmed that.

Yep knew you would say that, that's why I said best to talk to me in person so you understand I am no mong off the internet, that's your view, I was there and it was not my understanding of it and I doubt the other members view of it, thanks for your input, it wasn't a question it happened, I am telling you not asking for you to decifer it. Come see me and talk to me, I ain't a regular internet bum with no knowledge, I have 22 years of knowledge and nearly 20 years of Amsterdam.

Slip, you best have dam good internet, I have a lot of pics for you to cry over, a lot and its not even a tenth of what I have,

Kermit wrote:Yep knew you would say that, that's why I said best to talk to me in person so you understand I am no mong off the internet, that's your view, I was there and it was not my understanding of it and I doubt the other members view of it, thanks for your input, it wasn't a question it happened, I am telling you not asking for you to decifer it. Come see me and talk to me, I ain't a regular internet bum with no knowledge, I have 22 years of knowledge and nearly 20 years of Amsterdam.

cool good for you, Although i was not questioning experience.

I was just saying i think you maybe misunderstood the BT's humor. Was anything else said on the matter? this is why i was asking.
did he give you any details about his knowledge about it being made in A'dam? Or was his Amsterdam answer just a reply to your question and that was all that was said?

edit: In regard to growing maroc landrace strains in Amsterdam just to produce hash as it's easier than importing, I would Have to say the opposite. Growing and producing hash in certain parts of Morocco is easy and very cheap labour, there are no shortage of Moroccans in Amsterdam with connections back home and the means to get it sent over in small enough quantities that they can still profit but not handle big risks.

The costs of producing a kilo In Amsterdam would outweigh the costs of importing 10 single kilos and loosing 9 of them in my opinion, thats taking man hours, electricity, space into consideration. hence why you see places selling Morocaan imports of their own strains, like greenhosue(shite) giving seeds to morocco so they can then buy lemon haze Moroccan hash once produced.

He wasn't making a joke or being sarcastic, and had no reason to. Maybe you are getting the wool pulled over yours and what you get told you believe?, myself I don't trust tenders, they sell what they like as what they want, that's my experience, this tender was probably being very honest after all they are just dealers behind a counter how many honest dealers you met in your life?

And your on about the cheap crap, I know how much it costs at source and how much it costs all through the transit stage and how much final, again your talking to me like I ain't been around, ffs cannabis has been my life, for a long time, I ain't goin into stuff here but I know enough. And this went the way I said it would.

Come see me, I will answer and debate everything you want, that's easier IMHO

Kermit wrote:He wasn't making a joke or being sarcastic, and had no reason to. Maybe you are getting the wool pulled over yours and what you get told you believe?, myself I don't trust tenders, they sell what they like as what they want, that's my experience, this tender was probably being very honest after all they are just dealers behind a counter how many honest dealers you met in your life?

I actually don't trust most tenders either, most know little about what they are selling, that's why i find it hard to believe you believe what he said about the moroc being produced in A'dam.

can i ask what coffeeshop?

Edited post above, sorry, still on phone, its slow.

Kermit wrote: And your on about the cheap crap, I know how much it costs at source and how much it costs all through the transit stage and how much final, again your talking to me like I ain't been around, ffs cannabis has been my life, for a long time, I ain't goin into stuff here but I know enough. And this went the way I said it would.

Come see me, I will answer and debate everything you want, that's easier IMHO

I am not on about the cheap crap. The morocaan sending small batches to family and friends here in A'dam are not sending the cheap crap.
The cost of producing even 100grams of top grade moroc in Amsterdam would still outweigh the costs of importing it.
I get you now your shit, I just think you have this slightly wrong. Especially growing of moroc plants just to make hash here in the Netherlands, that is very expensive.

I don't deny that some of the really low grade commercial hash is produced outside morocco, but that is generally just the additives.