420 Smoking Canal Boat Tour
- cattales1960
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courtjester
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I'll vote 6:30-8:30 too.
Does this cruise dock at any coffeeshops? A snootful of brewskis and two hours without a tinkle stop sounds pretty challenging.
As for me, I quit the boating-and-drinking thing in my senior year of college, when I showed up for a river race after draining a fifth of Cuervo Gold without sharing. So I sat in back, screaming, "Stroke, stroke," at my fraternity brothers, because I was too damn wasted to actually stroke myself (in a manner of speaking), until such time as I tipped over the back, knees crooked over the sides, but feet still squarely in the bottom of the boat, getting rowed underwater downriver, face turned back toward the wake.
Fortunately, they knew it couldn't have been my better judgment which caused the screaming to stop.
In the extremely unlikely event I change my policy after all these years, and show up for the cruise hammered, please pull me back in.
Does this cruise dock at any coffeeshops? A snootful of brewskis and two hours without a tinkle stop sounds pretty challenging.
As for me, I quit the boating-and-drinking thing in my senior year of college, when I showed up for a river race after draining a fifth of Cuervo Gold without sharing. So I sat in back, screaming, "Stroke, stroke," at my fraternity brothers, because I was too damn wasted to actually stroke myself (in a manner of speaking), until such time as I tipped over the back, knees crooked over the sides, but feet still squarely in the bottom of the boat, getting rowed underwater downriver, face turned back toward the wake.
Fortunately, they knew it couldn't have been my better judgment which caused the screaming to stop.
In the extremely unlikely event I change my policy after all these years, and show up for the cruise hammered, please pull me back in.
Any time sounds good to me.
It’s strange, I’ve been going to Amsterdam regularly for about 20 years and have never been on a canal boat there. I’ve intended to many times but, somehow, when I’ve been stoned, the boats have looked unattractively “touristy” and I’ve always finished up retreating to the nearest coffeeshop
. So, a smoker’s tour sounds good.
It’s strange, I’ve been going to Amsterdam regularly for about 20 years and have never been on a canal boat there. I’ve intended to many times but, somehow, when I’ve been stoned, the boats have looked unattractively “touristy” and I’ve always finished up retreating to the nearest coffeeshop
Lemming, are you going solo, or bringing your "Russian Spy" friend? 
courtjester wrote:
Does this cruise dock at any coffeeshops? A snootful of brewskis and two hours without a tinkle stop sounds pretty challenging.
Good question cj....I'll ask Mark, but I don't think it'll be a problem. Agree totally about the potty break....plus with a 2 hour cruise, we'll need to stop to replenish our stock of weed/hash and beer.
O.K., with the votes tallied here’s what the majority wanted for the “Smoking Canal Tour”….. Saturday April 21, from 6:30 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. I’ll send an E-mail to Mark, confirming the date, time and anything else.
Here’s a list of who’s going…
BluMing (1)
Twitch and his wife (2)
Mazdog and his better half (2)
Courtjester and 2 friends (3)
Cattles1960 and friend (2)….*maybe 2 more
Rezin_8_ed (1)
KMKO420 (1)
Backtothedam and friend (2)
Strangername (1)
Lemming (1)
AzLaker (1) *maybe 2
Seventeen for sure…possible *20 total
Will keep you updated if anything arises.
AzLaker

courtjester wrote:
Does this cruise dock at any coffeeshops? A snootful of brewskis and two hours without a tinkle stop sounds pretty challenging.
Good question cj....I'll ask Mark, but I don't think it'll be a problem. Agree totally about the potty break....plus with a 2 hour cruise, we'll need to stop to replenish our stock of weed/hash and beer.
O.K., with the votes tallied here’s what the majority wanted for the “Smoking Canal Tour”….. Saturday April 21, from 6:30 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. I’ll send an E-mail to Mark, confirming the date, time and anything else.
Here’s a list of who’s going…
BluMing (1)
Twitch and his wife (2)
Mazdog and his better half (2)
Courtjester and 2 friends (3)
Cattles1960 and friend (2)….*maybe 2 more
Rezin_8_ed (1)
KMKO420 (1)
Backtothedam and friend (2)
Strangername (1)
Lemming (1)
AzLaker (1) *maybe 2
Seventeen for sure…possible *20 total
Will keep you updated if anything arises.
AzLaker
If you never do, you'll never know.
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New update:
BluMing (1)
Twitch and his wife (2)
Mazdog and his better half (2)
Courtjester and 2 friends (3)
Cattles1960 and friend (2)….*maybe 2 more
Rezin_8_ed (1)
KMKO420 (1)
Backtothedam and friend (2)
Strangername (1)
Lemming & Jenny
AzLaker (1) *maybe 1 more
jackieboy (1)
islandgirl (1)
FlyByNite (1)
Twenty-one for sure…possible *23 total
Lets stop at this number....I don't like bailing water.
Here's the E-Mail I got from Mark
Hi Bruce,
18:30 is ok, deposit please 2 days before € 50,- at the bar of rookies.
Mark
We're good to go.
AzLaker

BluMing (1)
Twitch and his wife (2)
Mazdog and his better half (2)
Courtjester and 2 friends (3)
Cattles1960 and friend (2)….*maybe 2 more
Rezin_8_ed (1)
KMKO420 (1)
Backtothedam and friend (2)
Strangername (1)
Lemming & Jenny
AzLaker (1) *maybe 1 more
jackieboy (1)
islandgirl (1)
FlyByNite (1)
Twenty-one for sure…possible *23 total
Lets stop at this number....I don't like bailing water.
Here's the E-Mail I got from Mark
Hi Bruce,
18:30 is ok, deposit please 2 days before € 50,- at the bar of rookies.
Mark
We're good to go.
AzLaker
If you never do, you'll never know.
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courtjester
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New updated version:
Bluming is back in and DoctorJim, MiT and Hoppus on standby.
Bluming (1)
Twitch and his wife (2)
Mazdog and his better half (2)
Courtjester and 2 friends (3)
Cattles1960 and friend (2)
Rezin_8_ed (1)
KMKO420 (1)
Backtothedam and friend (2)
Strangername (1)
Lemming & Jenny
AzLaker (1) *maybe 1 more
jackieboy (1)
islandgirl (1)
FlyByNite (1)
Twenty-one for sure
AzLaker

Bluming is back in and DoctorJim, MiT and Hoppus on standby.
Bluming (1)
Twitch and his wife (2)
Mazdog and his better half (2)
Courtjester and 2 friends (3)
Cattles1960 and friend (2)
Rezin_8_ed (1)
KMKO420 (1)
Backtothedam and friend (2)
Strangername (1)
Lemming & Jenny
AzLaker (1) *maybe 1 more
jackieboy (1)
islandgirl (1)
FlyByNite (1)
Twenty-one for sure
AzLaker
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If you never do, you'll never know.
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