so if it matters any more ill start my trip report ive been rather lazy, but i found a liter of chocomel and it seemed right + ive nearly smoked all my goodies and thought id bong it all before i start. one minute please..
Right so im really Shitfaced now, please forgive ramblings spelling mistakes and all the other shit i do. but its the best way to start off a trip report for me anyway.
Day 1..
got a couple of hours kip then up at 3am sort all my shit out bags packed and finish up the last of my Green waiting for mate to come and pick me up.
my mate well hes the best of a bad bunch, we all have flaws and my mate well he waffles on and fuc_ing on. so hes bringing hes video camera and phone which takes awesome pictures and have lots of video of the trip. he didnt bring either which was the main reason he was coming was to document it which frees me up to get even more wasted (ill be going solo next trip). so get to the airport about 5:40 going from manston airport and KLM.
get the train to central and break out to the fresh slightly cold damp amsterdam i always have a little grim when i leave central station, but i suppose everyone does. so first stop is hotel. not stayed here before so it could be a shithole, but its received a few good reviews from acders
lady buzzes us in and asks if we need help with bags which is a first. pay up and leave our bags and pay for room. paradox is the closest coffeeshop second right after 2nd canal. i do like paradox and it is a good way to start if your going to go on a little coffeeshop crawl and its bloody shut (typical) but its still early, ive got a stupid amount of money in my pocket and i want to spend it so first stop is
1e hulp 1 gram double zero
1 gram burmese kush
1 gram casey jones - no pic in first joint with some 00 (the casey was a bit too dry for me but the 00 was lovely. mate got 5 grams of double zero when we left
half gram og/casey jones shatter
half gram amnesia butter
1 t shirt for a mate but i kept it
so i promised myself first smoke would be shatter hit this trip and luckily i have some rizla see me set up and he sits down for a ring side seat
so the obvious happens and i start to cough my head off, sips on coffee aint bloody helping and im fucking high. after about 5 mins coughing i wasted as it should be and mate decides he dont want one now after seeing me do it so i have another go again mass coughing ensues mate passes me the joint which doesnt help at all coffee not helping so get mate to set me up amnesia butter hit coughed even louder for a few mins but this did help finish joint and coffee and i have a problem, ive forgot how to walk, err ok quickly learn how to walk all over again and were off its the perfect way to start the trip wrong. i promised i wouldnt spend half the day running round coffeeshops, which i said was what going to happen after i come down a bit, its early but i have a munchie attack on so buy a handfull of twix and walk off to studio 2 for poffertjes UMM. well i say walk i floated the whole way in mellow bliss get to flower market and wake up, it got real busy all of a sudden and arrive at studio 2. its so packed theres a bloody que outside? so have a look at flower market get some fridge magnets and pop back to studio 2 and its still packed. so its de pijp time. get the tram and first stop is
de graal
12 euros la x diesel
wanted 5 grams gardela but only had 2
2 grams of pakistan sativa (superb)
mate got 5 grams pak sativa
go round the corner to kabouter
1 gram of kabouter haze
3 grams of super skunk
so we get to the first road on the left and i explain if we go up that road we have completed a square and will be very close to tram stop? yes. mate thinks it through and yes thats right i let him know we need to go back over our steps, but he says no you walk up here. but i explain again i walked straight up and it led know where and youll be lost you sort of get teleported 4 blocks away, he laughed and i said if you go down here to complete that square so your near the tram stop your be teleported past Sarphati parks about 10 blocks away. mate laughs again. so we walk up the road after 5 mins we are past the park mate doesnt except this so get out the map to look, we walk back through albert cuyp straat to club media
1 gram hindu kush
not sure if i brought anything else mate buys 2 grams pot of gold
round corner to katsu
1 gram mango haze
10euro bag northern lights/ silverpearl
10 euro bag so gouda ice (outstanding deal just as good as birdys jelly, but last so gouda ice was awful)
on to
D&L 5 grams silver haze
mate got i could give a shit
then to
yoyo 10euro bag haze amnesia (fucking hell this was disgusting atrocious stuff)
crystal 5 euros bag
i think the 250 meter rule which is closing down yoyo is rather harsh but as we were walking to yoyo a 4 year old from the school started shouting yoyo yoyo yoyo which is a first,then the minute we walked in the shop gave a big huff she was reading a book and she will serve us when shes good and ready. waiting 5 mins for her to finally serve us with another HUFF in our face and ripped me off a 5 euro note for her inconvenience. i wont go back again.
now to final stop
ibiza
1 gram og kush it was horrid i dont know what it was but og no. at least it was cheap
1 gram jungle heard some good reviews, but again terrible weed no way as bad as og though
smoked the ok in ibiza as i put it was terrible no high horrid taste would of chucked it but put it in joint half way passed to mate to smoke who toked then left it in the ashtray (im not sure why i smoked half of it). im pretty happy now ive got some smokes it not loads but will do for a couple of hours work. tram it from round the corner of yoyo to check in to the hotel room
arrive and rooms ready (is it going to be shit? have we got the balcony as asked? walk in room and im happy, instead of repeating myself copied from hotel post i put up
so stayed here for last trip during the cup..
got buzzed in and asked before entry if we would like are bags carried up, walk up some awkwardish stairs to reception..
check in was at 2pm, but she had a quick check to see if room was already clean and offered us a free welcome drink each. paid up 297 euros i think..
so you get fridge, kettle and drinks stuff which you can take from breakfast room at any time, safe, 24 hr heating, ensuite, balcony twin room. big sash window that opens right up. was the most perfect place to sit and smoke shit loads. dont remember any english channels on the tv, but i could be wrong.
balcony was nice and big perfect place was feet up on rail whilst lounging on bench, but not awesome views.when we first checked out room hung all clothes in wardrobe we both noticed this Very tin white door which we both belived to be another cupboard space (we were rather stoned)
opened door to find ensuite and a big one. theres no shower head directly over toilet, you dont have to be a midget to use it and the walls were not crumbling down
best unsuite ive had, but im a cheap bastard
the only drawback for me was breakfast which was coffee(as many as you like) croissant, slice of cake and cold toast with some spreads and orange juice. i would of liked an option to get a proper hot breakfast, and when we asked for a local place for breakfast lady didnt know of any.(i am being picky here as it was stated continental breakfast)
over 2 canals then first on your right to paradox
dam square was 2 min walk.
room number was..
by far my fav hotel ive stayed in. every morning when we went out was asked if we needed new towels beds changed or room cleaned, i cannot fault them at all the balcony's on the 4th floor looked awesome, but im a lazy git when im stoned
so say to mate joint time and the idea was for both of us to roll joints 1 gram each as we were in a rush mates ones where thin and my own were not that chunky except the 5 gram silver haze joint
as payment with help rolling the joints i got bored after a bit and just started smoking the joints the whole time i was coughing alot which is a bit weird but put it to one side. anyway after a few we were finished and i was ready to face amsterdam or any potential acd meet.
we leave the hotel and i am wasted already got a few blisters (i swear ive just got to look at a cobble to get a blister )
pop round the corner to drop off the teabags and say hello to nel
utopia 2 grams of citral i didnt ask for this nel just asked how much and i said 2 grams. i should of got 5 grams stunning weed.
when i asked what else he got a little depressed and said its all fucking shit nel was not happy with the cup starting hes almost out of citral and cant get more and then theres the rules coming in and might not be open till 6pm.
2 grams Buddhas sister
say goodbye to nel and head to
voyagers
1 gram kosher kush
1 gram lemon bubble
1 gram notorious OG ( fav weed of trip, not really strong, but just right) no pic.
stayed for a couple of joints think matty was there chatting with someone so a quick head nod think gapie was was there, wished him happy birthday gave him a joint. after an hour or so no other acd were about so we popped down to nes for a few pints and see if dave is still working there and he is have a little chat your not aloud to skin up there anymore but if you bring your own joints you can smoke (i might of got that wrong) but luckily i have a bag of joints. head back up to voyagers to see if any acd are about and they are, but voyagers have never been this packed before, i was hoping for some more notorious og but theres no chance its so crammed i couldnt get in unless i forced my way through hoards of people, so finished off half a joint then headed back damrak to have a look at the market thing.. lots of stalls
made from chocolate i think
as we were walking down the stalls saw poffertjes for sale and got mega hungry but it was a small serving then saw a pancake stall 1 Big pancake with chocolate sauce then folded over with a dusting of sugar and spray cream it doesnt sound that appealing, but OH MY after a day of smoking walki9ng not really eating i was on the verge of orgasms. i know its a bit over the top but it was a perfect sweet moment in dam
think we went back to utopia met stan and a joint and went back to hotel for bed. smoked a few made a nice 2 gram joint hindu +Burmese kush joint should send me to sleep so lay back watch the start of top gear the greatest road trip (crap) and pass out..
but i have a few more to come for xmas time smoke
