So, I'm supposed to be this Animal character.... oh boy.
No Kermit, it's not me, however I do have a few ideas to whom this might be (similar IP addresses and all that).. think cheese dab.

First time I've seen Cookie Monster language in type form, and it looks as it sounds. I'll let the masses figure that one out for themselves and let it remain unspoken.
I don't mean to offend you "Animal", however... most of us outgrew Sesame Street when we were in our pre-teens, which leads me to...
...as adults in an adult forum, perhaps all would be better served if you addressed/communicated with members in an adult fashion?
Otherwise, as you stated in the chat, find another place where you can be happy living out your fantasy.
Happy trails, and may you find what you are looking for, wherever and whatever that may be.
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